Me: Permy tries to-
Natsume: Stop spoiling it stupid author.
Me: -sticks out tongue-
Natsume: immature brat.
Chapter two: Failed attempts
"Hmmmmm, what should I have for lunch today?" Mikan asked Hotaru.
"What are you going to get Hotaru-chan?"
"Don't know, but I have some left over powdered crab brain, want some?" asked Hotaru.
"Ugh, not really. You know what I really don't feel like eating all of a sudden." Mikan replied. And as she went to walk away, Permy snuk up and jumped in the air, trying to hit Mikan. Mikan grabbed Permy by the ankle when she was still in mid-air, and threw her to the floor.
"Itaaaaaaaaai." Permy yelled.
"Nice try!" Mikan said as she skipped down the hall.
"Train for a little more than 100 years, and you'll be able to hit her." Hotaru said walking off to follow Mikan.
"Kuso." whispered Permy.
------------------- Later On
"Oi, Mizutama." Natsume called.
"Names not mizutama." replied Mikan.
"Ichigo." he then said.
"Ie" ( A/N: for those of you who don't know, it means no.)
"Panda."
"Ie"
But then, Permy came launching towards Mikan. Mikan stepped aside and let her crash into the wall.
"It's not fair, I can't get a hit back!!!!!!!" Permy complained.
"Instead of complaining yet again, why not train and get better permy?" Mikan asked.
"I don't wanna!" Permy yelled pouting.
"Suit yourself." Mikan said as she kicked Permy, thus sending her back down the hall.
"Well, that's one annoyance taken care of." Natsume said.
"Yup." Mikan replied.
--------------------- The Next Day
"Ne, ne, Natsume." Mikan said.
"Hn?" he replied.
"Should I send Permy through the roof today if she bothers me again?" Mikan asked.
"That's not for me to decide." he answered, "But at least she'd be gone for a while."
"Hm, maybe." she said.
"Ohaiyo, Mikan-chan." Permy said comming in with bandages all over her body.
"How's it goin" Mikan asked grinning.
"..." Permy took out a rope and wrapped it around Mikan.
"Not bad, but still. It's lacking." Mikan said as she burned the ropes.
"Yabai, forgot about that mulit-alice thing." Permy said.
"Hehe" Mikan said as she kicked Permy yet again, this time sending her through the wall. "Looks like I overdid it..."
"Oh well." Natsume said.
"But she should've gone through the roof." Mikan said.
"You didn't kick her high enough, you aimed downward." Narsume replied.
"Critic." Mikan whispered.
"What was that?" Natsume asked.
"N-n-n-nothing." Mikan answered nervously.
"I thought so." Natsume said smirking.
-----------------------Meanwhile
'I have to beat her,' thought permy. 'I know, I'll start doing push-ups.'
"Okay 1-1-1-1-1, I CAN'T EVEN DO ONE, I'M DOOMED!!!!" Yelled permy.
To be continued...
