My first and only reveiw is in. Though it isn't much, I'm giddy with excitement. How 'bout the rest of you follow AllHailMario's example and write some reveiws? By the way, thanks for the kind words AllHailMario.

Onto the story. This one introduces what could be Luigi's only fan; Dexter, the kid next door. Will luigi be able to maintain his fanbase of 1? Read on to find out.


Luigi: (Sitting at the kitchen table with Mario) So have you met our new Toad Neighbors yet?

Mario: (Shakes his head "no")

Luigi: They have cutest kid with great taste. He looks up to me as a hero.

Mario: ': \

Luigi: Here he comes now.

Dexter: Hey Guinea Pig- er, I mean, Luigi.

Mario: ':)

Dexter: Hey Luigi, check it out! I made a little robot that corrects your language. It even looks like Supremotron from Super Robot Koopa Team Mega Force Go. Try it out!

Luigi: Okay. (Leans towards the robot) Me...Like...So...da!

Robot: Correction: I like soda!

Luigi: Really?? Well here ya go little buddy. (Pours Chukola Cola into the robot's mouth)

Robot: Malfunction! Malfunction! Malfunction...(Starts to jerk wildly with sparks flying)...

Dexter: You ruined it! I hate you! I never want to see your retarded face again! (Storms out of the house crying)

Luigi: ...He loves me.

As annoying as luigi was, Dexter did learn to love the guy for the silly green idiot he was. Soon he looked up to Luigi almost as his own brother. And Luigi was excited that he finally had a fan, and soon a brotherly bond was formed.

At dexter's house

Dexter's Dad: So you wish to take my son to the Super Robot Koopa Team Mega Go Movie. I just have a few questions first.

Luigi: (Nervously) Ask away sir.

Dexter's Dad: What do you do for a living?

Luigi: I stay at home and live off the earnings my bro gets from saving the princess all the time.

Dexter's Dad: (Putting down his list of questions) Hold on, my pencil needs sharpening.

Luigi: Take your time sir...please!

Dexter: (Coming down the stairs) Okay, I'm ready to go!

Luigi: OH THANK GO-(noticing the death glare form dexter's dad)-oodness! Let's go. NOW!

At the Movies

Dexter: Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy,Oh boy,Oh boy,Oh boy,Oh boy,Oh boy, OH BOY!!

Bowser: SHUDDUP! I'm trying to watch the Preveiws! There's nothing worse than a guy that won't other people watch the movies. (Bowser theme song ring tone plays)

Bowser: 0.o ... (Answers the phone) Yes? Yeah I'll pick up some milk...Alright I'll get eggs too...I love you too Klawdia. What? WHAT?? SPEAK LOUDER! ...I SAID SPEAK-

Luigi: SHUDDUP!! The movie's starting.

Bowser: Hold on Honey, I'll text message you. (Zoom in on Bowser's pathetic attempt to press the tiny keys) No...NO... NO... (Claw peirces cell phone and breaks them) DARNNIT!

Audience: Shhhhhhhh!

The movie was a cinematic experience like nothing Luigi had ever experienced before. He wanted to scream in total agony, heave every meal he ever had, and attack every living being that had any part of creating the monstosity that laid bfore his eyes. The entire Theatre was almost cleared by the end of the opening credits. It was completely empty by the end of the intro. It was commisioned for demolition by Princess Peach by the Climax and was Bulldozed before the credits rolled. It was that bad.

Peach: (Standing at the rubbled remains of the cinemaplex) My fellow Mushroomians, this is a dark day. But we must learn to forget the bad days, and look toward the bright future. As for now though, I would to take a moment to remember the lives that were lost in this horrible ordeal. ("Taps" starts playing)

Toad in the back...(whimper)...(drops to his knees) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Cut to the Mario Bros. Living Room

Luigi: It was that bad Mario.

Mario: : \

Luigi: Seriously! The show was an animated series, but they used real life actors. And they weren't even koopas, they were humans in cheap Fabric crudley cut out into the shape of a koopa. (Mario's deepenly disturbed expression displayed the inner most feelings of fear and disgust of what was being described to him). The only writer was the same one for "The adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl". And Bob Saget played the lead.

Mario: (Leaps from his seat covering his ears) Girl scream (Runs into the other room and locks the door). (Soft crying and whimpering is heard)

Luigi: Poor guy, he didn't even hear the opening title theme song written and performed by Raven Symone

Phone Rings

Luigi: (Picking up Phone) Yello.

Dexter's Dad: Luigi, what happened to my son?

Luigi: What do you mean?

Dexter's Dad: After he came home from the movie he's been acting weird. He won't eat, he won't sleep, and he just stares off into space with a weird look on his face all day. We're worried that the movie may have traumatized him.

Luigi: I'll see what's wrong with him.

In Dexter's room

Luigi: Hey buddy, how's it going.

Dexter: (Not looking at him) Hi Luigi.

Luigi: So...how about that koopa movie eh?

Dexter: Huh?? Oh, yeah. It was good.

Living room

Luigi: Oh yeah! There is definitely something wrong with him!

Dexter's Mom: Is he going to be okay?

Luigi: It's too early to tell. I'll need further studying to come to an accurate conclusion.

At the McGulper's Icecream Emporium

Luigi: So how's School been?

Dexter: ...

Luigi: Any new hobbies?

Dexter: ...

Luigi: Do you know your Choconut swirl is dripping on your new favorite shirt?

Dexter: ...

Luigi: ...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Dexter: ...

Luigi: What are you looking at?

Dexter: (Pointing ahead)...Her...

Luigi: Who? Oooh, at that cute blonde?

Dexter: No, that's a dude. I'm pointing to the table over. Her name is Sophia, and she's the prettiest, smartest, funniest-

Luigi: Whoa, Whoa, whao. Whe did you meet Sophia?

Dexter: At the movie. Oh she's so pretty. Lately all I could think about was her. Looking at her, talking to her, holding hands with her. (Luigi's deepenly disturbed expression displayed the inner most feelings of fear and disgust of what was being described to him) Everytime she's around my hands get clammy, and I can't talk normally, and I have to use all my will power not to place my lips against her warm, apple flavored lips as I hold her in a passionate embrace, allowing the universe and it's burdens around me to melt into a pool of pure ecstacy and euphoria as we share a deep and true display of love for the world to see

Luigi: (Leaps from his seat covering his ears) Girl scream (Runs into the other room and locks the door). (Soft crying and whimpering is heard)

Toad Employee: Luigi, you've already been told twice that your not allowed in the freezer!

Luigi (In the window): (With an ice cream bucket on his head) Retarded Scream

Back in Dexter's Living Room

Dexter's Mom: How bad is it doctor

Luigi: It is worse than I had imagined. I am afraid your son (Zoom in on Luigi's dramatic face) is dead.

Dexter's Parents: GASP

Luigi: Oops! I mean, in love, and there is only one cure.

Dexter's Dad: What?

Dexter: (Dancing into the room) I got a date! I got a date!

Luigi: That.

Dexter's Dad: That's great son! Now all you have to do is go an entire date without screwing anything up. And I mean not a single thing. Or else it will haunt you for the rest of your life. You very well may spend every night after tonight awake in your bed wondering if things would've been different if you hadn't screwed up.

Dexter's Mom: DEAR!

Dexter's Dad: How long are you going on your date? An hour? and most embarrasing moments happen within a single second. That's a lot of oppoturnities to mortally embarras and scar your mortal soul in an a monumental incident that may very well be passed down through many generations of people who were there, and that could be a lot of people. But thanks to the internet and camera phones your humilation could be passed through many generations world wide. Wouldn't that be something.

Dexter: 0.o ...

At the "Le Fire Flower"

Dexter: Are you sure about this Luigi? It's been done a million times, and not once has it gone right.

Luigi: Well, did you see all those attempts at having someone tell someone else what to do through walkie talkie on TV?

Dexter: Yes.

Luigi: Well TV isn't real.

Dexter: Do you even know anything about girls.

Luigi: Of Course!

Dexter: ;:\

Luigi: Fine, I don't. But I had my brother Mario write down some instructions (holds up peice of paper) oh, here she comes! Good luck buddy. (Dives behind the Salad Bar)

Dexter: Uh, hi Sophia.

Sophia: Hi Dexter. Thanks for the dinner.

Dexter: Yeah. Thanks for comming.

Meanwhile at the Table Luigi snuck to

Luigi: Alright, let's test this puppy out. Set the dial to Ch.9 ... test signal... Hey Dexter you there?

Walki-Talkie: Yeah, she's talking about lip gloss or something

Background noise: You have no idea the torment I went through when they discontinued the "Bubblegum pop" flavor. I spent days finding a shade that matched my skintone.

Luigi: Hey, pay attention Dex, it's number 3 on the list; "Don't fall asleep during her lecture/story"

Walkie-Talkie: Oh yeah, sorry.

Waiter: (Walks up to the table) may I take your order sir?

Luigi: Huh? Oh, no thanks. I'm just helping out my pal.

Waiter: Well if you don't order something I'm going to have to kick you out.

Luigi: Fine, I'll have pie or something

Waiter: What kind?

Luigi: Mushroom?

Waiter: As unbeleivable as it is, we are out of the Mushroom pie. Might I suggest Key Lime instead?

Luigi: Sure, whatever, now go.

Waiter: I'm sorry, but we are out of the Key Lime Pie. Might I suggest-

Luigi: Look! Just get me some dang pie okay? I don't care what it is!!

Waiter: right away sir.

Walkie-Talkie: Uh-oh, now she's asking me what I would do in her situation.

Luigi: The list says that "sometimes the best answer is her answer", so just agree to whatever she did.

Walkie-Talkie: Okay... now she wants to know what my 2nd choice would've been

Lugi: The list suggests asking her what she would've done and agree with that too.

Walkie-Talkie: That's pretty good, thanks Luigi.

Luigi: Heh, I don't see why this is so hard for TV to pull off.

Waiter: Your pie sir. You know, you just got the last slice of pie in the entire resuraunt. You should consider yourself very lucky.

Luigi: Thanks (takes a bite out of the cake)

Loud Gurling: (emits from Luigi's stomach)

Luigi: Uh, what kind of pie is this? It tastes kinda funky.

Waiter: That would be the chef's specialty; Prune and Chocolate suprise.

Lugi: Prune and chocolate?

Waiter: Actually we ran out of our fine swiss chocolate, so we substituted it with chocolate laxitives.

Loud Gurgling: (Emits from Lugi's stomach, even louder this time)

Lugi: Mind pointing me to the restroom?

Waiter: (Points to the back of the room)

Luigi: Thanks (Walks towards the restroom at a quick pace) Get out of the way! Full load coming through!! HURRY!!

At Dexter's Table

Sophia: ...Which is why I will never trust dolphins ever again!

Dexter: Wow, that must've stunk.

Sophia: It did. I still have nightmares about it, every night.

Dexter: I'm sorry that happened to you.

Sophia: Yeah, you don't like dolphins do you?

Dexter: ...(knocks fork off of table) oops, dropped my utensil AGAIN! 'scuse me a moment (ducks under the table) Luigi, she just told me a horrific dolphin story, and then asked me what I thought of dolphins.

Walkie-Talkie: Just agree what she sai- YeeOW!! These laxitives are working over time!!

Dexter: What?

Walkie-Talkie: You don't want to know, just say you hate dolphins too.

Dexter: But I love dolphins! Doesn't the list say I should be totally honest with her?

Walkie-Talkie: I wouldn't know

Dexter: What? How could you not know, you have the list right there in your hand!

Walkie-Talkie: Yeah, about that... I chose the only stall with no TP, and the list was in my hand. Instinct took over before I could have a 2nd thought. Looks like we're gonna have to wing it.

Dexter: Fine, so how should I answer? Because if I'm not honest then it could easily bite me in the rear end later, but if I tell her I do like dolphins then maybe she'll hate me forever.

Walkie-Talkie: Don't answer at all, just look her in the eyes for a while. It'll make you look all cool and mysterious

Dexter: You think that'll work?

Walkie-Talkie: I don't see why no- WoOAH!! AAAAAAHHH! Pant... Pant... Jeez, were these laxitives made for chain chomps??

Dexter: (Comes back out from under the table) got it.

Sophia: So, what do you think about dolphins?

Dexter: ...

Sophia: Dexter?

Dexter: ...

Sophia: I'd like an answer dexter...

Dexter: ...(whispering to the walkie-talkie) it's not working

Luigi: Oh, then maybe she wants a very opinionated person. Trying disagreeing with everything she says

Dexter: This better work!

Waiter: (walks up to the table) May I take your order?

Sophia: Sure, (looks over the menu)... the sea shrimp sounds good

Dexter: No it doesn't.

Sophia: Excuse me?

Dexter: Sea Shrimp is about the nastiest thing ever! What kind of idiot would eat that stuff!

Sophia: I love shrimp, and I'm not stupid for liking shrimp.

Dexter: Says who? Shrimp-eaters?

Sophia: On second thought, I'm too disgusted right now to eat.

Dexter: Are you kidding? I could eat a horse and it's rider right now. Waiter, bring me 10 lbs. of your finest food that is not shrimp!

Waiter: Yes sir (leaves)

Sophia: Jerk.

Dexter: No, your the jerk you shrimp-lover.

Sopha: (annoyed) Excuse me, I have to use the restroom (gets up and walks to the back of the resturaunt)

Dexter: I doubt it! ... (brings out his walkie-talkie) That didn't work at all!

Walkie-Talkie: Really? Jeez, what does that woman want?

Dexter: I don't know, but you sure don't know anything about women do you?

Walkie-Talkie: Not really. But I do know women like men who can make them laugh. Do you know any jokes?

Dexter: Yeah, but I'm not sure-

Walkie-Talkie: YeeEEAAAAAAH!! Quiet Sobbing Look, I don't care. Just tell them okay?

Dexter: But they're- Oh hi Sophia. (hides the walkie-talkie)

Sophia: Hello (sits down)

Dexter: Yo Momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and squeezed out skittles.

Sophia: Wait, what?

Dexter: Yo Momma's so ugly, whenever she walks by a toilet, it flushes!

Sophia: Hey! That's-

Dexter: Yo Momma is so short, she can sit on the curb and swing her legs!

Sophia: Dexter I don't-

Dexter: Yo Momma so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed with her, so she could see how long she slept! And eats shrimp!

Sophia: That's it Dexter, I never wanna see your face again!!

Dexter: But, but-

Sophia: I am so out of here! (storms out of the resturaunt)

Dexter: No please, come back! NOOOO!!

Waiter: Here's that 10 pound lobster you ordered. (Slams the beast of a sea crusteation onto the table) That'll be 210, plus tip.

Dexter: What?? I can't afford this!

Waiter: Oh? Then I guess I'll see you in the kitchen washing dishes then! (Throws a hairnet at him)

Dexter: Aw man!

At Luigi's Table several hours later

Luigi: (Crawling to the table) Uuuughh.

Dexter: There you are!

Luigi: Huh? Shouldn't your date be over by now?

Dexter: That ended hours ago when I had to eat 10 pounds of lobster after insulting my date! And why are you crawling?

Luigi: It hurts to much to walk. Shouldn't you be home by now?

Dexter: No! I had to wash 210 dishes because of you! (Throws his hairnet angrily at Luigi) I hate you! (Leaves the resturaunt angrily)

Luigi: Wait! Can you give me a ride home? Please? ...Dexter?

Manager: (Not noticing Luigi sprawled on the floor) Quitting Time! (Turns out the lights and locks the door)

Luigi: Nooooo!! ...Well, at least I have this delicious pie to eat. (Takes a bite)

Loud Gurgling: (Emits from Luigi's Stomach)

Luigi: Oh no...

Question: Is Dexter an OOC?

Answer: How should I know?

Honestly, I just gave a toad a specific name. He will be featured many times in upcoming stories so maybe he is technically a I character I created for the story, but I don't think applying a name to an already established character is enough. Tell me what you guy think, possibly in a reveiw perhaps? (Wink, wink)