"But Itacchhhiiiiii…." Kisame moaned. "It would be so much fun! You have to admit it! We've never done it with the whole of Akatsuki before; we could even get Pein Sama to join in!"
Itachi let out a long sigh and looked at Kisame in the face.

"You can forget it, and I highly doubt Pein would want to join in with your silly little games." He said. Kisame looked truly disappointed as he was shot down by Itachi's pessimism, but he didn't give up. For ten minutes Kisame nagged Itachi. He nagged and nagged and nagged until Itachi had no other option but to give in.

"Oh Itacchhhiiiii, don't be a spoil-sport. Come oonnnnnn!"
Kisame whined. Itachi's annoyance finally got the better of him,

"for God's sake FINE OKAY? I will come to your stupid Dare game, but I'm telling you, it will FAIL."

Tobi let out a cheeky little giggle and said, "If Hidan-San where here he would get really angry and say 'Oh my fucking Jashin! HOW MANY TIMES? In this base, there IS no fucking god! Imma fucking EAT the next person to say God instead of Jashin, you got that you fucking ASSHOLES?' if he heard you say that Itachi-San!"
Just as Tobi's little outburst was over, Pein strutted into the kitchen area and took a seat next to Kisame.

"What's this about a dare game?" he inquired. Before Kisame had chance to answer Itachi butted in,

"Kisame has had the, um, wonderful idea of the whole of Akatsuki getting together for a dare game." He said sarcastically. Pein looked around the oversized modern kitchen and hummed to himself in thought for a while. After a few moments of intense thought, he turned to Kisame. Very much to Itachi's surprise he said,

"When were you thinking of?"
Kisame's face lit up with joy and he had a little twinkle in his eye.

"Um, how about wednesday night? I think Hidan and Kakazu should be back by then,"
he cheerfully suggested. Pein silently nodded as a sign of approval, and gracefully shuffled into the Living room, completely ignoring everyone else.

***
Standing where the door used to be was a reasonably tall, slender female ninja, of the Hidden village of the Hot Springs. She had thick, black boots that ended part way up her calves, but they were only laced with the vibrant, purple laces half way. She wore her headband around her waist, using it as a belt ontop of her pleated jet black skirt that just reached the middle of her thighs and had two minature pockets on each side. She was wearing a deep purple crop top that was as close to her hair colour as material could get and it ended just in time for it not to be classed as underware. It revealed a sparkling deep purple gem on the metal bar through her navel piercing, that shone and sparkled like pure diamonds in bright light. Running down her sides were black markings that looked like water running down a pipe and these continued down the sides of her legs. Her hair was a glorious shade of deep violet, it was glossy, soft and fell in messy purple waves down to the back of her knees. It was beautifully layered and the shortest layer hit the bottom of her chin, the waves framing her heart-shaped face. Her bangs were accidently covering one of her eyes. She had a cute botton nose with millions of tiny little freckles sitting across the bridge of her nose. On either nostril was a black stud and through her septum was a horse-shoe shaped black bar with shiny metal balls on either end. Her eyes were a soft yet still vibrant blue and were lined by thick black markings and her skin was white like pure snow. She raised her hand towards her forehead, swiftly swept her bangs out of her face then pulled a black elactic hair band out of her right pocket. She scooped her hair up and tied it up in a messy but gorgeous ponytail. She giggled lightly and said, "Looking for someone, boys?"
Both Hidan and Kakuzu were speachless, their jaws hitting the floor. Hidans nose acted like a hosepipe, blood almost hitting the wall ahead. Kakuzu punched him lightly in the arm and said, "Pull yourself together !"
Hidan stood up straight, wiped his face on his sleeve and said, "I can't fucking help it !" The mystery ninja giggled again.

"And you areeee...?" she questioned. Hidan pointed towards himself, then Kakuzu, he grinned and said charmingly,

"Im Hidan, this here is Kakuzu."
She moved one step closer to the pair and purred, "nice to meet you, Hidan and Kakuzu..."
She swanned past them and a waft of a sweet, comforting smell made its way up Hidans nose and through Kakuzu's mask. She slowly turned around to face the pair and said, "I'm Beth."

"Pretty name, Beth." Hidan cheekily smiled as he walked closer to her. "Is it... Short for something."

"Guess." Beth replied, taking one step closer to Hidan. "I bet you can't get it in one." she said with a hint of cheekiness in her voice.

"I bet it's something unusual, but something pretty, to match your face, of course" Hidan siad with a wink.

"Oh! We have a charmer? I must say, Hidan, you're quite the sweet talker. Never the less," Beth said, taking one more step towards Hidan whilst lowing and quieting her voice, "maybe you should tell me what you're doing in my house."

"You see, were on a mission and its an awfully long way until more shelter, this is the only accommodation we've come across in days, you wouldn't mind if we stayed here, would you?" Hidan said in the same hushed tone.
Beth took a step back, looking both Hidan and Kakuzu up and down before replying in almost a monotonus voice, "the matress is mine, the sleeping bag is mine, anything else in this shit-hole is mine, finders-keepers and all that. You can have the floor."
Hidan grinned widely, "the floor is all we need."