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Ok, well, hope you like this chappy!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal alchemist, but oh how I would love to.
"talking"
'thinking'
flashback
Ed stepped off the train. Finally, after spending a whole month in an idiotic little town settling out disputes, he was back at central. Ah…time to yell Mustang's head off again.
"Hurry up, Brother!" Al called. Ed looked over at his brother. Al, still a 7-foot suit of armor, seemed pretty out of place in the middle of central station. Of course, most people there were used to it by now. Al was widely known as the "beloved little brother of that small little alchemist guy"(xD). This got someone very, very pissed.
Ed and Al gathered their thing and, making the biggest mistake in their lives, left for central HQ. Little did they know of the special passenger on the next train.
The Next Train
'Geez, Winry thought, 'I'm really being too nice to Ed. I mean, I'm always wasting MY time going to central to help HIM celebrate something.'
She was sitting in a small compartment on one of those awesome trains that go to central. She had miraculously remembered Ed's birthday and was on her way to central to help him celebrate it, since we all know Ed can't do anything- especially not celebrate his own birthday- without help( proof: episode 7).
Before she had left, she had thought of many ways to surprise Ed. The best idea was….
Flashback
"Hm…I guess I could take him and Al out for dinner, but that would cost wayyyy too much, with his appetite and all…Ah! A surprise party! That's perfect! Oh, wait, he's probably too buy working…which mean, I can hold the party at Central Headquarters!! Heh, haven't been there in a while. Well, better go find Colonel Mustang and ask him to help!"
End Flashback
The train stopped, and a very enthusiastic someone was on her way to getting mixed up in a very, very complicated problem.
At Central HQ
Roy and his subordinates (excluding Riza) were all discussing how they planned on taking their sick, yaoi-ful revenge on Ed, when none other than Riza Hawkeye walked in. All was silent.
Riza looked suspiciously at all of them, especially Roy. "What were you all talking about?" she asked. Obviously, if they had time to chat like this, they must have finished their paperwork, which was highly unlikely considering these were MEN working under the COLONEL.
Roy paled. Riza could NOT know about their plans. She would shoot them all, make them apologize to the pipsqueak, then shoot them all again in their vital spots. Roy, who had no intention of dying a premature death due to one of Riza's bullets, had to think fast, a concept that was quite new to him.
"U-Uh, Riza! Impeccable timing! You're JUST the person we wanted to see!" Everyone stared at the colonel as if he had gone crazy. What was he thinking???!!!
Riza eyed him unsurely. "What's all this about, Sir?"
Roy laughed one of those please-don't-kill-me laughs. "Well, we were just talking about what we we're doing over the weekend…" Now everyone was sure the colonel had gone crazy. This could not be the mastermind that thought of revenge in the first place, could it be?
"…and we realized it's going to be Elysia's birthday!!"
…sweatdrop.
"And, Sir, why does that matter?"
At this, Roy slammed his hand on his desk. "Why does it matter, Hawkeye?! Because Maes is my BEST FRIEND! And in his demise, it becomes MY responsibility to watch over his daughter! GOT IT?!" How he had come up with that, no one will ever know.
Now, Riza was quite suspicious. For very good reasons, too. 1) Gracia was perfectly capable of taking care of Elysia herself and 2)since when did Roy take responsibility?! Something wasn't right, and she'll just have to see what they were REALLY planning.
'This could be interesting,' she thought.
Ok, well hope you like it! Give me at least another week for the next chapter!
