This is for everyone who replied and alerted and whatnot ya'll are just the best! Id love to say that my fingers worked like the offspring of seedy gonzales and the roadrunner to get you a brand spanken knew chapter but alas I only have this little tidbit for you that fanfiction took all of my comma like punctuation out of and I replaced it once and it didnt save so you get the unedited version sorry. I really do love ya'll and im so happy you like the story :)

Pamela.

Yes Eric?

Did you see that delicious little morsel who just left here?

The blond? Why yes Eric I did see you ogling her ass.

She s a virgin Pam.

Yes, I m sure every vampire here knows that. Except for the one without a nose down stairs. Are we ever going to give that back, I ve grown quite fond of mocking him.

Pamela, how far away is Bon Temps?

Not far enough.

Far enough?

Yes Eric it s just close enough that you can stalk her and her ass.

Pam, how do you feel about your nose?

I don t know Eric how do you feel about your Dick?

I m positive Pam that I find my Dick much more useful than your nose.

I m positive Eric that that is absolutely true. Her name is Sookie.

I know.

What are you thinking Eric?

That she is the most abnormal human being I ve met in a long time.

That and you want to fuck her.

Repeatedly. In ways her little southern belle mind can t even comprehend.

Can I join?

No.

You are no fun.

Go enthrall the vermin before I make you give what-his-name his nose back.