"Oh my gosh. I am touched. People LIKE my stories! All my stories always seem to have hate on them, or have no reviews, favorites, OR follows! Then, when I saw people review, favorite AND follow, I was touched. YOU HAVE JUST MADE AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL HAPPY, BREANA, JUSTANOTHERDREAMGIRL, AND DARKINSANITYSOUL! Thanks, a bunch!" I said, smiling very very widely.

"Oh, enough of the sweet stuff!" Shark... Shark, Shark, Shark... Then... I punched him in the nose, almost breaking it.

"WHO'S SWEET NOW, HUH?!" Everyone flinched at my outburst and sweatdropped. "ANYWAYS!" I yelled in my perky voice. "Wow, you must think I'm bipolar now, huh?" (I'M NOT, BUT NO OFFENCE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE!) I scratched the back of my head nervously. "But..." I looked at the list. "Wow. Only Astral and Dark Mist, huh?" I said. I shrugged. "DARK MIST!" I yelled, really not wanting to mess with the annoying thing.

"Eh?" He said in his own annoying way.

"Can you sing the Slenderman Song for meeee?"

"No. I will not sing it. Especially not for you." He said.

"Do you HAVE to be such a-"

"Butt? Craphole? Jerk? Yes." He said.

"Get up there and sing. Now." I said in a very dark voice. For once, he gulped at my voice and went up there. "Not recording this tiiiimmmmeeee...~" I said. Ya know, being an eleven year old is NOT the age to here songs like this...

" Slender Man Slender Man all the children try to run
Slender Man Slender Man to him it's part of the fun
Slender Man Slender Man dressed in darkest suit and tie
Slender Man Slender Man you most certainly will die
Slender Man Slender Man his branching arms are for collecting
Slender Man Slender Man his face is empty of expressing
Slender Man Slender Man he won't let you say goodbye
Slender Man Slender Man you most certainly will die
You most certainly will die (x4)
Slender Man Slender Man sometimes hums a lonely drone
Slender Man Slender Man he will wander around your home
Slender Man Slender Man blends in well within the trees
Slender Man Slender Man in the fog he's hard to see
Slender Man Slender Man dressed in darkest suit and tie
Slender Man Slender Man you most certainly will die

Who can make your soul white? With a passing glance?

Leave a bunch of notes around and make you poop your pants?

The Slenderman. The Slenderman can.

Oh, The Slenderman can cuz' he hunts you in the dark and makes your nightmares real. The Slenderman.

Yah, who's around the corner? Wearing streachy clothes?

Hiding in the bathroom with no showers or commodes?

The Slenderman. The tenticaly-Slenderman. Oh, baby.

Oh, the Slenderman breaks, every child he takes, drags them off to burgatory.

After that it's quite gorie. How's that for your bedtime story?

Who is right behind you? As you run in vain?

Kills you even after you somehow win the game?

The Slenderman. The Slenderman can.

The Slenderman can cuz' he mixes you with blood untill your bones taste good.

Oh, the Slenderman!" I shivered when he sang that. A black alien singing a creepy song? Not good for an 11 year old. Then he came down, me still shivering.

"A-A-Astral, y-y-you're singing two s-songs... Hopefully n-n-not as c-c-creepy as t-t-that... Sing The H-Happy Happy B-B-Birthday s-song."

"All...right?" He said, floating to where Dark Mist was.

"Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers around
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you did not die this year
I guess that is good enough

So let us drink to your fading health
And hope you do not remind yourself your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life is so sad it is funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear... (I feel like not listing the names, so if ya know the song, just imagine it's here)" When he sang that I had an eyebrow raised.

... "Now sing I Feel Like A Monster by Skillet..." I said.

" The secret side of me
I never let you see
I keep it caged
But I can not control it
So stay away from me
The beast is ugly
I feel the rage
And I just can not hold it

It is scratching on the walls
In the closet, in the halls
It comes awake
And I can not control it
Hiding under the bed
In my body, in my head
Why will not somebody come and save me from this?
Make it end!

I feel it deep within,
It is just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become
The nightmare has just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster

My secret side I keep
Hid under lock and key I keep it caged
But I can not control it
Cause if I let him out
He will tear me up
And break me down
Why will not somebody come and save me from this?
Make it end!

I feel it deep within,
It is just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I have become
The nightmare has just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within,
It is just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster

It's hiding in the dark
It's teeth are razor sharp
There is no escape for me
It wants my soul,
It wants my heart

No one can hear me scream
Maybe it is just a dream
Or maybe it is inside of me
Stop this monster!

I feel it deep within,
It is just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I have become
The nightmare has just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within,
It is just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I am going to lose control
Here is something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster [4x]" I smiled nervously as he floated down.

"He tried..." I said. "At least he tried..." I then turned my attention to the camera recording the show. "So, I promised you I would give I tribute song for Cat. Well, here it is." I said, then turned attention to Cat. "Cat, I promised the viewers I would let you do a tribute song since I made you do a song that wasn't your type. So I want you to sing..." then I whispered something in her ear.

"Oh, I can sing that." She said. She then walked up to the stage as I pressed play and record.

" I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, "I'll never let you go"
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, "Don't leave me here alone"
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

Don't you dare look out your window, darling,
Everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold on to this lullaby
Even when music's gone
Gone

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
La La (La La)
La La (La La)
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
La La (La La)

Just close your eyes
You'll be alright
Come morning light,
You and I'll be safe and sound...

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh oh oh. [repeat 'til fade]"

She sang softly.

"SEE?! I TOLD YOU SHE COULD SING IT AND NOT GET STAGE FRIGHT! NOW WHERE IS MY 20 BUCKS?!" I yelled to Yuma. He whimpered and gave me two 10 dollar bills. "Thank you." Then, the room was suddenly quiet. Cat slowly tip-toed down the stage. I smiled nervously. I suddenly whipped around to the camera recording the show.

"Byyyeeee... Totally ignore my betting on Cat and Shark's bleeding nooossseeee~~~" I said waving away.

A/N:
Me: HAHA, SEE YUMA?! MUAHAHAHA!
Yuma: Shut up! I got that twenty dollars for helping Kari find a news story! *crosses arms*
Me: Anyways, see ya next time! And, pathetically I had no idea about any of those songs, except Safe and Sound, the one Cat did. Lol, I had to look up the dang lyrics.