To those who actually tried to read this as a serious story and were disappointed: I'm sorry. This is a joke and it's not supposed to be a 'good story'. I know it's horrible. It will be weird and won't make any sense. I know not everyone has the same sense of humor and that is perfectly OKAY. Really. If you're my biggest fan or even my rl friend, don't hesitate to tear this story down if it's not for you. You don't have to do it anonymously, I won't think any differently of you :) I just hope you won't think any differently of me either ... ;)
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2. First impressions
Nick really liked his new co-workers. The two that had welcomed him in the closet were a pretty unique couple. Well, he assumed they were a couple because they were constantly touching each other. The blonde was cute too but he was floored by the man in the suit, one of the ADA's for the unit. But before they could get acquainted, he and Olivia were sent out on a case.
"I don't want a new partner," Olivia complained, trying to hold on to Elliot's hand.
"It's only for a day," Cragen assured her, patting her on the ass.
"Okay daddy," she said with a smile.
When they left the house, Nick asked the brunette,
"Is the Captain really your father?"
"No silly," Olivia chuckled. "He's my sugar daddy."
"And Elliot?"
"He's not my father either."
"Of course he isn't. But you're a couple, right?"
"Define couple," Olivia said, squeezing Nick's ass before they got into their car.
Just before they drove off, Elliot and Amanda came running out of the building, on their way to another car. Amanda was goading Elliot until he caught up with her. He bent her over on the hood of the car and fucked her fast from behind before they hopped into the car to go interview someone somewhere.
"Amanda will be your partner after I have shown you the ropes and she never wears any underwear," Olivia informed Nick as she put their car in drive. "Just so you know."
"I'll remember that," Nick said.
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After Barba regained consciousness, he couldn't stop thinking about the handsome Latino that had joined the squad. Olivia had given him oral earlier but he was hard again already. Sonny Carisi came in with Monique Jeffries and Barba smiled at the young man.
"I'll go wash up," Monique said, wiping her mouth, and Carisi grinned at his partner.
"You do that," he said suggestively.
It looked like he was going to follow Monique to the restroom but then he saw the look in Barba's eyes.
"What's wrong Barbie-warbie?" he asked the ADA, sitting down next to Barba on the conference table. "Do you need something?"
"Yeah, I do. Very much so." Barba sighed and Carisi knew what he needed.
He patted behind Barba on the table and Barba lay down on his back right away. Pants flew off and soon the table was shaking while Carisi gave Barba what he needed. The officers that were working in the squad room didn't even look at them. They were used to it.
"I won't be able to sit the rest of the day," Barba said with a wide grin afterwards while he was wiping himself off.
"I know you were thinking of someone else but you can always count on me, Barbie-warbie," Carisi told him.
"I know, Sonny baby," Barba said and they kissed each other passionately, their softened dicks still on display and rubbing together gently.
"Alright, break it up!" Fin yelled, entering the squad room with John Munch. "Dick free zone!"
Barba and Carisi put their pants back on and then Monique came back in.
"Fin baby," she said huskily and Fin gave her a lopsided smile.
"Hey Jeffries," he said as neutrally as he could manage.
Of all the team members, Fin was the only one that was actually a little shy in the company of others. Monique knew like no other that he was an animal in bed, but he was never as impulsive as the others. He preferred privacy. And an actual bed.
John Munch, not so much. He loved telling everyone about his many adventures with his ex-wives and his current friend Kathy, who was Elliot's ex-wife.
"Come on Fin, show some affection," Munch prodded his partner, but Fin flicked the man's hand away.
"Not anywhere near your bony ass," Fin grunted.
Little did their co-workers know that Fin could be very affectionate near Munch's bony ass when nobody was looking ...
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I hope this is as funny to read as it is to write. TBC.
