You were dying to know what happened, didn't you? Well, sorry, but I'll keep that for myself. You must be thinking, what a weirdo? First he hits on a fat chick, now he claims to be a vampire? I thought so too, originally. But then he bit into a guy's neck and drained him out of blood. I really know how to pick a guy.
"Get. Away. From. Me."
"I'm here because your mother sent me."
"My mother left when I was eight, Jacob or whover you are."
"Yes, she did. Athena was a witch, And they don't like vampires. We met in N rnberg 2007. She tried to stake me. So I attacked her. I didn't kill her, though. But I found something in her pocket. It was a picture of you two, when you were a kid. Your mother didn't abandon you, Len. She moved away to protect you. People were looking for her, bad people. I'm not even sure they were human."
"Get. Out."
"She said that that you liked your surname better than your last name, so you asked everyone to call you Lennie. And that you favorite color was blue. Teal, to be precise. You liked dresses, and kittens, and to pick up flowers..."
"Stop."
"She loves you so much. She's give a world to see you again."
"THEN WHY DIDN'T SHE?" I shook, fighting with every atom to not shed a single tear.
"You'd be in danger."
"So she sent a vampire to look for me, and pretend he's into me?"
"I came on my own. I wanted to meet you. I wanted to give you a chance to be part of something."
"Get. Away. From. Me."
"I'm here because your mother sent me."
"My mother left when I was eight, Jacob or whover you are."
"Yes, she did. Athena was a witch, And they don't like vampires. We met in N rnberg 2007. She tried to stake me. So I attacked her. I didn't kill her, though. But I found something in her pocket. It was a picture of you two, when you were a kid. Your mother didn't abandon you, Len. She moved away to protect you. People were looking for her, bad people. I'm not even sure they were human."
"Get. Out."
"She said that that you liked your surname better than your last name, so you asked everyone to call you Lennie. And that you favorite color was blue. Teal, to be precise. You liked dresses, and kittens, and to pick up flowers..."
"Stop."
"She loves you so much. She's give a world to see you again."
"THEN WHY DIDN'T SHE?" I shook, fighting with every atom to not shed a single tear.
"You'd be in danger."
"So she sent a vampire to look for me, and pretend he's into me?"
"I came on my own. I wanted to meet you. I wanted to give you a chance to be part of something."
We actually went on that dinner, and he, thankfully ate the food and not the waiter. The rest will have to stay a mystery for now, but don't leave now. We're just getting started.
