A/N:Yup, that was a Hannah Montana reference I made. I really do love this idea. Should I make the Yellow Scarves Linda's backup singing troupe, like something out of the music man? Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't. XD Either way, though, expect Izaya to be doing stupid things to try to jeopardize Linda's reputation, only to fail. I also have a tumblr blog for him called toboshanoaidoru, or in other words, runaway idol. Let's move on to the chapter.
Chapter 2~You get the best of both boys, rock out the show!
"Yoooooo, everyone, it's time to party! Who's ready for Linda Linda time? I know I sure am!" A reporter said, doing a very embarrassing dance for the camera. "Yowza, I'm one of Ikebukuro's top reporters, and I'm here covering the hit sensation that IS Linda Linda. Who is he, really?"
"Um, sir...we're not even on camera yet," A female reporter said, scratching her head at her coworker's stupidity.
"Rightttt! All right then, turn the cameras on!" He said, waving his hand.
"We take you live to Ikebukuro, right now, where we are currently scouting out the best dirty news on Linda Linda! Young lady, can you tell me about Linda Linda?" The man said, shoving his microphone in the face of a brown-haired girl with her hair back in pigtails.
"Um...I'm not sure I really pay attention to him. But I know my friends are in love with his music! He looks a lot like a classmate I knew...maybe he's his cousin or something."
"And your name, young lady? Mine's Kenza Kazuki, but you can just call me the Linda extraordinaire! I know everything about Linda Linda!"
"Sir, stop hogging the camera with your ego," Another journalist said.
"I'm Rio Kamichika, and I honestly don't really get involved with idols...I don't get their popularity..." She mumbled, honestly trying to get away from him, as she didn't want to attract the attention of a certain informant again after their last encounter.
"You don't know the meaning of love! Linda Linda is amazing, let him teach you everything there is to know about love! Linda, if you're watching this right now, we all love you! Especially me, please come to my studio and sign your autograph there!"
"Sir, that's enough! You also said you wanted some of the girls at his concert to wear tiny miniskirts!" She snapped, pulling him away by the ear while he raved on and on.
"What was that all about?" Rio asked, tilting her head to the side in confusion.
"Linda Linda? Oh my god, you actually got asked about him?" Her friends all chimed in, coming near her.
"I don't really care about those kinds of things."
Her friends all shrieked.
"You don't know what you're missing! He's got the cutest golden eyes, that dazzling smile, that sexy voice, not to mention that blond hair...!" They said, waving a magazine in front of her face, which had a picture of the aforementioned singer on it.
Rio's eyes widened.
"Oh my god..." She muttered, clapping a hand over her mouth.
"What is it?" They cried out.
"Nothing...I just...oh no, there's a spider on it!"
Instantly, all the girls shrieked, trying to kill the spider that was indeed crawling across the magazine.
'That boy...he looks just like Kida Masaomi, my classmate! He went missing...can it really be? No way, that's absurd. I'm gonna find out the truth.'
She smiled. "I'm just thinking, I now have interest in him! Can I watch one of his shows?"
"OF COURSE YOU CAN!" They all cried, hugging her.
'I'm gonna figure you out...and then you're gonna apologize to your friends for being a prick.' She thought with a smirk on her face.
Meanwhile, Linda was busy entertaining some fans offstage.
"I love your singing! How do you do it?"
"Hard work and a fate chosen for me! Say, was your father a thief? He stole a star like me and put him here before your eyes!" He said, causing the girl to flush five shades of red.
"...Oh, god!" She remarked, "I need to go!"
Linda raised a brow upon seeing the girl's odd behavior, but thought nothing of it.
The 'girl' took off 'her' wig and blushed.
"Oh my god...Masaomi actually flirted with me!" Mikado cried. "Why did I dress up like a girl, anyway? Oh, that's because he only pays attention to women!"
"That girl did look familiar...those blue eyes of hers...hm." Linda muttered, walking outside, only to catch a very familiar looking black-haired boy standing there, mumbling to himself. "Well, well, what brings a boy like you around here? Going to pay me, the Linda Linda a visit? I'm surprised!"
"MASAOMI, DON'T STARTLE ME LIKE THAT!" Mikado cried, but then blushed. "A-Ah..."
"Shut up!" Masaomi said, kicking his friend's shin. "If anyone finds out about me, I'm screwed."
"I'm afraid you already are. Rio-san has started taking an interest in you."
"What? That cute girl from my class!? That's ridiculous!"
"It's true! I saw her today, talking about her feelings on Linda Linda, in other words, you, Masaomi! Be careful, I came to warn you. We both know your secret-but we've gotta figure out how to hide it."
"Yes..." Linda muttered.
