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Unrapping a candy wrapper with his teeth, Dumbledore sat up delighted as an envelop appeared on his desk. Wiping his hands on his also sticky robes he tore it open and read the first survey that had returned

Name: Harry James Potter aka the Boy who lived aka Scarhead aka Golden Boy aka Potter aka CAN I STOP NOW?

Location: In my stupid room

Age: a thousand and on- okay fine sixteen - but 1001 sounds very mature and gansterish

What You Were Doing: er...dreaming about.. I am Soooo not going to write what I was - Grr...Darn You made me snap my best dragon shaped pen that er ah... voldemortgaveme

Mood: Angsty

Favorite Color: Pink

Dating: What the hell, I do not want to answer! V- why is my pen moving by itself -O...okay fine I write it myself: Voldemort. There are you happy now

Favorite Saying: Yo! Peace Out... okay okay just kidding ...jeez whoever makes this survey should stop breaking my pens.. favorite saying: mwhahaha ...I learned that from Voldie

Addiction: spiffy canes ... I'm so jealous of the one that Lucius Malfoy has

Fear: Collin Creevy - he scares me...seriously

What You Never Told: that doesn't make sense, if I wrote it down I'll be telling! I can- okay fine stupid moving pen: I er...love's voldemort bunny slippers - Don't Tell Anyone (who ever you are) or he's not going to steal lucius's spiffy cane for me

Hate: Lucius I. Want. His. Spiffy. Cane.

Favorite Word: SPIFFY! and Gansterish

Favorite Song: I Pawn You by H.J.P.

Favorite Holiday: Easter!
Why: Easter Egg Hunt ... duh the running around with little pink buckets

Color of your tights: I do not have tights.. P- okay jeez stop that pen, okay fine fine it's pink with hello kitty on it...but i charmed it invisible when I left hogwarts in june

Who You Love: Myself...and I like Vodie too

Who You Hate: Myself - look at the mood - and Lucius: THAT SPIFFY CANE HOGGER!

What you did secretly: I sold myself to a prince in egypt...okay stop wiggling - fine I went to k-mart and bought another pair of tights that was purple and it has a person that looks like lucius in a garbage can... MWHAHAHA


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