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Tavros and Gamzee friendship story!
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Gamzee Makara was a normal four-year-old. He did everything like he was supposed to, and even though he wasn't too smart, adults just loved him. Always pinching his cheeks, calling him adorable.
Even though some didn't like him, and his 'habits'. Tried to keep their kids away from him, even.
He was currently walking around a park, his father having gone away on another one of his many business trips and leaving him unsupervised, with a tube of sopor play-doh clutched in his hands. Gamzee knew he wasn't supposed to eat the shit.
It just made him feel so good. So...mother fucking chill.
Spotting the only table in the whole park, he strode over to it, sat down, and began to ingest his sopor in peace.
None of his other friends were in the park today, and he felt a little lonely. Not that he had a lot of friends to began with.
Sometimes it seemed that Karkat and Terezi were the only ones who really understood him. No matter how put off by his habits they may be.
Thoughts like that just made him sad, and he preferred to stay away from them.
He glanced lazily around, eyes passing over the big yellow slide and the old swing set.
Of course no one was here, it was the middle of mother fucking Winter. Gamzee shuddered and snuggled closer to his black Capricorn hoodie. Why was he even here?
"Uh, Vriska, please stop!" Someone shouted from behind Gamzee.
"Not a chance, Pupa, not unless you bow." Another one? Shit. There were more people here than he thought.
Gamzee turned around slowly and saw a boy, same age as him, being pushed around in the sand-box by a girl, probably the same age as well.
The boy had short, mo-hawked, brown hair and was holding a shoddy plastic lance. While the girl, who was currently dealing out some sick noogies to the boy, had much longer black hair and a plastic sword that looked to be higher quality than the lance.
Gamzee was about to turn a blind eye, why really interrupt them? When the boy shouted 'help, please!'.
How could he say no?
Currently very woozy, due to the effects of the sopor, Gamzee got up and stumbled towards the two.
"Hey, my mother fucking bros..." He held his hands out as if to calm them down, "We don't need to mother fucking fight."
The girl just looked at him, but let go of the head lock she had the Pupa in.
Bending down to pick up her sword from the ground she huffed.
She crossed her arms and pouted, "Fine...You were no fun anyways, Pupa." She had actually heard about Gamzee before from her mother, and was warned to stay away from the kid for reasons she didn't know.
The guy looked nice enough.
Walking off, she turned back around, "See you later!" She put heavy emphasis on the "ate".
Gamzee waved, "Yeah, you too!" Not noticing that the boy was sitting there, staring at him.
"Uh, th-thank you, sir..." His voice was meek and shaky, as if he was nervous to meet Gamzee.
"It's no problem bro, and don't call me 'sir'. It's mother fucking Gamzee Makara." He held out a hand for him.
"My name's Tavros. Tavros Nitram." Tavros took it and allowed himself to be pulled up by the other boy.
"Mother fuck. That's an awesome name...Well it was nice to meet you...Tavbro." Gamzee walked back towards the picnic table where his sopor clay rested. Thinking that the conversation was over.
Tavros mulled over the new nickname. He'd never had a nickname before...
"Can, I join you, Gamzee?" It was chance and he took it. He needed other friends than Vriska, friends that wouldn't beat him up for the sake of 'role-playing'.
Gamzee looked up from staring at his sopor bowl. Not really anyone had ever wanted to join him. He ran a hand through his hair, thinking about it for a second.
It would be a mother fucking pleasure.
Then he smiled. It was a smile that Tavros felt good about. A smile that made him smile.
"Of, mother fucking, course." He patted the space next to him.
Tavros sat down and Gamzee held out his fist.
They fist bumped, and a beautiful friendship was born.
"So...do you want some sopor?"
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I've never really wrote anything about Tavros and Gamzee before, but I think I like it.
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