Pokechat

QE: Hi and welcome back to Pokechat. My assistance today is the lovely psychic E.S.P.

E.S.P: And my pet Wurmple, Tiny!

Cyndaquil: Since when did you have a Wurmple?

E.S.P: Three weeks ago.

Cyndaquil: Oh. Ok.

QE: You two done?

Cyn&E.S.P: Yeah.

QE: Good today we have the infamous Scumbags of Hoenn Maxie from Team Magma and Archie from Team Aqua.

E.S.P: Cyndaquil please drag our guests in.

Cyndaquil somehow mange's to drag them in and throw them on the sofa.

QE: I really shouldn't of taught him strength.

E.S.P: Hello I'm starting. How does it fell to be the most hated people in Hoenn?

Maxie: That question would be only directed at me because no one fears Team Aqua and they perfetic plans.

Archie: Whom are you calling perfetic? I have you know that we terrorised a group of people.

Maxie: How old were they?

Archie:Hangs head. Five year olds.

Maxie: My point exactly.

E.S.P: Forget the question.

QE: Which two would you rather catch? A talking Cyndaquil, an evil Eevee, a surfing Pikachu or a loyal Espeon?

Archie: The Pikachu and Espeon.

QE: Why?

Archie: Pikachu because it can surf and Espeon because it's loyal.

QE: What about you Maxie?

Maxie: Cyndaquil because it's fire and Espeon because I couldn't be bothered training an Eevee into an Umbreon.

QE: Ok. Evestar please show our guests the way out.

Evestar: Officer Jenny in here.

Officer Jenny and loads of other police officers turn up.

Officer Jenny: You two have the right to remand silent. Any thing you two say and do may and will be used against you two in court.

QE: While those two get put behind bars I would like to say. See you next time bye. Waves.

E.S.P: Say bye-bye Tiny.

Tiny: Wurmple wurmple.