Author's notes: Well this is the second chapter of this story (duh!) and I'm starting to think this is going to be a long one. But I don't mind, I like writing Yuri and it's a distraction from the homework I should be doing, but honestly who really understands trigonometry? God! Sorry, random of me. Also, STOP flaming me for my spelling and grammar! English isn't my first langue! It's Croatian, Bitch! SO flame me for it and I'll hurl abuse at you in Croatian, then ask you how you spell THAT ! Umm…I don't mind you pointing out my mistakes just be nice about it ok?

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Saturday Night Escapades

Well hello again! Unfortunately, it's the weekend. Why is that so bad you ask?

I'm grounded so no fun for me!

My dad's confiscated my cell

TV's cruddy on Saturdays!

Nobodies online because, unlike me, they all have lives.

You have a life, you just chose to constantly disobey the rules so your always grounded. Oh yeah. You'll get yourself arrested one day, and I swear to you now if you go to prison I'll leave you for good! You can't leave doofus, you're in my head! Oh yeah… Yeah something I forgot to mention, I'm kind of a klepto. Kind of? Okay so I'm a complete klepto, don't look at me like that! It's not as if I steal from people, just from stores. Why you ask? For the frickin buzz! It's really fun, you should try it sometime! Are you telling them to start stealing Yuffie? No, wait yes…um phone a friend? Your hopeless Kisaragi you really are. Wait phone-a-friend! Have you finally lost it Yuff? Do NOT call me Yuff! And no, I haven't lost it, dad never said I couldn't use Clouds cell. You're so bad! I know, don't you just love it?

So here I go dialing Aeris number, chances are Tifa'll be there to. "Hey Air, how's it goin?" I ask. I hear Aeris sigh in to her receiver.

"You and Zack still on out's with each other huh?" I inquire; Zack is Aeris boyfriend by the way. Well duh! Oh will you just shut up!

"Yeah, you know he still hasn't called me!" Aeris exhales noisily. I don't like it when Aeris is upset it just doesn't seem natural! She's one of those 'oh so optimistic happy all the time' people.

"Little bitch, want me to kick his ass for you?" I offer jokingly, not that I wouldn't beat someone up for Aeris I just don't think I'd win against Zack, he's uber strong! I hear a little giggle from the other end of the phone.

"You still grounded huh?" She asks even though she already knows the answer.

"Yep, that's what I get for not following the rules huh?" I mock Aeris, that's her favorite thing to say to me.

"I'm coming to liberate you." Aeris cheerfully declared, yes you maybe surprised but Aeris can be bad sometimes.

"Thank GOD!" I chuckle. God you need to buy a thesaurus! Will you just leave me alone! No, I'm your better half, I stop you from doing something REALLY retarded. Like what huh? Kissing Tifa. You shut up you!

"Right I'll be over in twenty, and then we'll get Vince and Tifa." The latter part of her sentence disturbed me, well more the thought that Tifa isn't with Aeris. Therefore, she isn't safe. I know why she wants Vincent with us, its because she's shit scared of Sephiroth. Vincent is another of our group, we've known him since we were eight, he's a really nice guy once you get passed his moody distant front. We don't ever really go round his house either, mainly because he lives in a two bed room trailer with his Mom and little brother Denzil so there's really just no space. I know what you're thinking Vincent's poor white trash right? Well he may be poor and white but he certainly not trash and I'll beat the living daylights out of anyone who even suggests otherwise! Rambling…Oh sorry, I get carried away.

I hear a knock on my window, I grin, its Aeris of course! I climb out of my bedroom window, one of the fringe benefits of living in a bungalow! "Hey Air," I grin at my brunette friend who is, as always, clad in pink. Unlike me who prefers earthy tones, sea greens and pale yellows.

"Hey Ninja!" She mimics Cloud, I glare at her, and she giggles. We set out to the bus stop, its not that long of a walk to Vincent's house but since it is to Tifa's and we'll have to buy all-day tickets anyway might as well get as much use out of them as we can right? You're just trying to justify your laziness! So what if I am? Uhh…um…dunno. Ha! I own you bitch! I am you bitch! Oh right… Um lets just leave this! Fine, I'll leave it, for now…

"Heyo Vin-bitch!" I yell at him as he exits his dirty white trailer. He smirks at me, see Vince doesn't smile he smirks, smug what's-it! Your insults are totally random! I thought we were on a break. No, I said I'd leave it but not how long for. Your so sneaky. So are you!

"Hey-hey Yuffie, Air." Vince is wearing his usual dark red jumper and black combat trousers trying to hide the fact that they were from k-mart, when everyone else was wearing designer. Well at school, they are anyway, no wait there not because we have uniforms. Your so confusing… I guess what I'm trying to say is, we go to private school. Aeris and I are paid for but Vince and Tifa are scholarship students. Some stuck up snobs look down on the scholarship guy's but most of our friends are scholarship people. There more down to earth than the other swots.

"We goin to get Tifa?" Vince asks after he notices her absence, he's very protective over Tifa, and I think he likes her a little bit. But I'm ok with that because he wouldn't do anything about it, much like myself, besides he has the biggest crush ever on this TA at our school. Lucrecia Crescent, she's nice looking I guess. I don't like her much though.

"Yuffie you knock." Aeris finally decides.

"Why me?" I moan childishly. So you admit it then? Admit what? That you're childish. Yep, I guess I do. What…? Shut up you fool!

"Because, Yuffie, if Vincent knocks then he'll end up punching him in the face if he answers the door." Aeris says calmly. Vincent scoffs; I know what he's thinking, 'would that really be such a bad thing?' Well the answer to that question is yes, not only will Sephiroth not hesitate to smack Vince up side the head; it would make things ten times worse for Tifa.

"Okay, okay." I grumble as I make my way up Tifa's perfectly pruned front yard, everything is regimented there's not a leaf out of place. That's Sephiroths way, avid perfectionist, well that's the impression I get. I gently knock on the mahogany door and hear Sephiroths voice emanating from within the building. "Answer the fucking door bitch!" He bellows.

"Oh hey Yuffie…"Tifa greets me shyly. "Now's not really the time ok?" He's been hitting her again, I can tell. Well her split lips kind of gives it away don't you think? Will please shut up for once.

"Well, who the fuck is it?" Sephiroth demands.

"It's just Yuffie…" Tifa yell's back hesitantly, sometimes he'd just tell her to get out of the house when her friend knock but other times he'd tell us to fuck of.

"Well what you waiting for you fucking whore, get the fuck out of my sight!" Tifa defiantly didn't need telling twice. Well I've had enough of talking to you, you mess with my head! I'll talk some more tomorrow, wait no. Sunday's my day of, plus nothing happens on Sundays! Peace out bitch! Very polite! Silence!