Excuse the use of extentive use of the word "piss" please! Chapter 3 coming soon! I love all of the Akatsuki so leave me alone okay?
"Oh dear Jashin…save these heathens from a firey death in hell. Let your dark rage lighten them down, as if by the tiniest bit, so that they can see your glorifying light." Hidan was praying to his god Jashin when Kakuzu burst in the door.
"Hidan!"
"WHAT?"
"Hidan…" he growled slowly.
"Mother fuckin' what? Can't you see me praying?"
"I thought I told you…WHEN I COME BACK I DON'T WANT THIS ROOM SMELLING LIKE PISS!"
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me! Our room has to be the most pissiest smelling room in the room at the base! Before you joined this room smelled like lavender! LAVENDAR HIDAN. LAV-EN-DAR…now it smells like piss! P-ISS! The other's rooms don't smell like that! Even Sasori doesn't smell like that and he's the mustiest bitch in the whole place! And that's really saying something! That thing is musty when he comes out of those puppets. I mean the guy even takes a bath and he STILL smells like a musty little pig. OINK OINK!"
"What does that have to do with me?" Hidan asked.
"Your so pissy, the air got stale!" Kakuzu had forgotten about Hidan until Hidan reminded him. "You're so pissy that you make a pissy diaper look dry! Your bed is so pissy that even the toilet couldn't take that much piss."
"Fine! I'll go get some air freshener and clean up!"
"Oh no no no! I'm not finished yet! You're so pissy that even Bear Grils wouldn't drink your piss. You're so pissy that a dog wouldn't piss on you. You're so pissy that even the dirt wouldn't want your piss. Your so pissy that if you were royalty, you would be called your pissiness! You're so pissy that your specialty is pissy steak, with piss fries, with a pissy shake, and pissy piss cola! You're so pissy that you're the only pissy reason piss exists in the land of pissyness!"
"Are you done yet?" asked Hidan.
"No…not yet…ahem…You're piss is so yellow I thought it was the sun! You're yellow piss is damn bright, when I walked in the bathroom it made me go 'DAMN! That's a bright ass sun!' then I realized nobody's piss could be that bright and yellow, so I said 'DAMN! That's some bright ass piss!' You're piss is so irregular that it has chunks in it! CHUNKS! You're so pissy that you can't tell lemonade from your own piss! You're so pissy that your own wounds don't smell like blood…it smells like utter piss! You're so pissy that you were conceived from pure piss radiated in the piss filled sewer! Phew! I'm done… "
Hidan just sat on the floor glaring. "Are you sure?"
"Ok…just on more…" Kakuzu cleared his throat. "Ahem…PISSY JACK!"
"YOU BITCH!" Hidan started chasing the older man with his scythe.
"Pissy Jack! Pissy titty! Pissy bird! Pissy cat! Pissy piñata! Pissy head!" Kakuzu yelled as Hidan chased him.
Pretty soon Pein, Konan, Tobi, and Deidara joined in.
"Captain Pissy!" yelled Konan.
"Super Piss!" said Tobi.
"Piss dynamite." Kakuzu said.
"Piss-o-matic!" said Pein.
"Pissy man!" Deidara said.
"Pissy ocean!"
"Pissy boy!"
"Pissy pisser!"
"Mega piss!"
"Hello Pissy!"
Sudddnly the group turned into Kisame and Itachi's room, the latter of who were in a corner hugging while a shower could be heard.
"What are you two doing?" asked Konan.
"Sasori…" Kisame whispered.
"Musty boy?"
"Mr. Musty-no-justu?"
"Onion man?"
"Yes! How can something that'smade of wood smell so…so…"
"Sweaty?"
"Oniony?"
"Cheesy?"
"Stinky?"
"Yeah! It's retared!"
"I know yeah!" said Deidara. "Sasori needs to wipe under those arms!"
"No, what that guy needs is some deodorant!" said Tobi.
"Maybe some arm and hammer also…" said Itachi.
"That guy is so musty, when I asked him to put on some deodorant, he said never heard of it." said Konan.
"That bitch is so dirty, when I asked him to take a bath, he just splashed water on his face." Kakuzu said as seriously as possible, though it was extremely funny.
"Sasori is so dirty, when I tossed him some dry soap, it burned him!" Kisame said.
"Sasori is so musty that he doesn't need poison…ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS LIFT HIS ARMS!" everybody laughed at Pein's joke.
Suddenly, a wild Sasori appeared! Everybody TRIED to keep a perfect poker face, but failed when a strong aroma of dog shit and horse shit mixed with the most musty smell you can think of with a sprinkle of onions. It was the worst smell yet!
"What?" said Sasori who was wearing nothing but a towel around his waist and neck.
"Hey Sasori!" everybody said.
"Have a nice BATH?" Konan said stretching the word bath.
"With lots of SOAP and WATER?" Deidara put in.
"And the PUTTING on of LOTS of DEODORANT?" said Itachi who was holding his nose.
"And maybe some ARM AND HAMMER?" Pein said.
"What?"
"Nothing…" said everyone in unison.
"Oooookaaaaay…"
Suddenly Sasori lifted up his arms to wipe off his hair and everyone's turned as if they had been punched. It suddenly smelt like shitty cheese. Suddenly a wild Hidan appeared and started slashing everywhere in anger. Accidently Hidan slashed away Sasori's towel from around his waist making it come off. The funk was so bad everybody was thrown into the wall! It smelled like every kind of shit, shitty cheese, and sardines possible! And to top it all off…IT SMELLED LIKE UTTER PISS TOO!
"MY EYES!" everyone ran out of the room while Sasori ran to his room.
