Ino's and my desks were pushed together never breaking the hug just stared lovingly… at this…. Beautiful human being known as Asuma… god was I turned on.
He scratched his stubbly cheek and smiled… oh god I feel like I just caught fire. "Well… since I'm new I'll tell you a little about myself then you can tell me about yours." Angels were singing out of his throat…
He coughed… I'm in heaven "Well, I'm an English teacher(a little beautiful laugh) I actually grew up in Konoha, when I was eighteen I moved away. I came back here after I got my teacher's degree after a job was offered here for me." He shuffled his feet, what grace. "Any questions?" Me and Ino's hand shot up, we glared at each other pushing at each other's faces. Static coming off our eyes and directed at the other.
He looked a little scared "Uh yes you… girls?" We hurriedly yelled "WILL YOU MARRY ME!?"
"SHUT UP PIG!"
"SHOVE IT FOREHEAD NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!"
"WHO WOULD WANT YOU AFTER EVERY TEACHER ALREADY HAD YOU!"
"LIES!"
"OH YEAH! THE PICTURES ON JAIRYA'S PHONE SAYS OTHERWISE!'
'UHH! HOW COULD YOU I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SECRET!"
"PLEASE! EVERYONE KNEW WHY YOU WERE GETTING A'S WHORE!"
"Well lets start from the front row, right to left." He hurriedly interrupted our fight. Me and Ino pushed our desks away, the stupid pig.
The first one up was Neji "I am Neji Hyuuga, I believe in fate and karma, I often carry around this little Zen garden to keep my mojo in tact." He spoke calmly without falter, who the hell did he smoke weed with today?
Next was TenTen, oh god the athletic freak who was dating weirdo Lee "I'm TenTen(She spoke in a man's voice and smacked gum always sounding like she's outta breathe) I won the last 500mile run in track, still hold highest javelin and best aim in archery. Also take the black belt in Karate for women's self defense." At the last part she punched Neji in the arm, which made him mess up raking the sand; a grain fell out of the garden. I saw his face go red and vein pop out… oh no.
Luckily Kiba was behind him and started playing Beatles soothing music from his headphones. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds always help Neji find his center.
Next was me, oh god "I'm Sakura Haruno, I'm apart of the group SWED(at that Ino and Kiba chuckled) I'm a chain smoker and like making little emo boys like Sasuke(He was listening to My Chemical Romance) cry." TenTen looked at me "There's not group called SWED in school."
"I know." Asuma looked at me interested "Oh, so it's an after school activity." "Yeah, something like that."
You could hear Kiba laughing in the back, see SWED stood for Smoke Weed Erry Day, quite beautiful huh?
Ino talked about her beauty and how she was probably the only blonde who hasn't been knocked up, yet. The second row consisted of Kiba telling everyone about his dog. Sasuke about how he needed to find his amulet since he's a vampire and if he doesn't find it he'll be sucked into the black spot of the world… what ever.
The only people left was the people that called themselves the Akatsuki. See they were different people in one thing, I guess their own clique didn't accept them or they don't have one. It was weird this was their only period all together. Like Shika they like clouds, they do wear red ones everyday on their shirts.
Deidara the surfer, when not surfing he liked art his specialty was birds. Drawing birds, molding birds, one time we even found him stuffing a bird. Konan was a constant PMSer who argued with every member. Kakuzu or what ever the hell is name is talked about money.
The other was a hippie, Zetsu was pretty chill. He was into saving nature and all that jazz. The only thing is, he has two personalities claiming he had a bad side or what not. Then there was Tobi who was very sweet, he still acted like a little kid. He wore nice clothes and such a goody goody it made us sick. Never drank, swore, or smoked. One time on the hill me and Ino talked him into taking a drag of our cig, we thought he was going to die as how much he was coughing. Then he threw up saying "Tobi don't think Tobi likes to smoke."
There was the weird bible humper Hidan, I remember back in elementary school he killed a rabbit for 'sacrifice'. From what Naruto said in the boys locker room Hidan was covered in cuts, most likely an emo. He swore like a mother fucker almost as bad as me!
The biggest kid in the class was named Kisame, he reeked like fish even worse than Ino, HAHA I shouldn't be thinking that she's my BFF. But anyways, he was the fastest on the swim team, his time was in seconds it was ridiculous.
Sasori, was a doll obsessed weirdo. He spends his time in the workshop making wooden dolls, the teacher felt awkward grading them but, happy he has such a passion for wood. (HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that)
They're leader was Pein, but he was still in fifth grade, he was such a mouthy little kid too. When he ride his tricycle around town he hits on me and Ino by saying "Hey baby if you show me your melons I let you ride on my handlebars." He makes us laugh, even though he was so young he had lots of peircings.
I also hear that Sasuke's older brother was in the group too but, he's in a year ahead of us. SO to say they're a group of freaks run by a little fifth grader is safe to say.
When Asuma looked at the clock he noticed only five minutes left, which meant talkie time. We all crowded around Neji's desk who was still sitting there with his face scrunched up, eyes closed, through grit teeth singing "Sky rockets in flight… afternoon delight"
Asuma came around talking to us "So, Sakura you never did tell me what SWED stood for." everyone looked at me smirking. The bell rang, I smiled sweetly at him and patted his shoulder "I'll tell you when you get older"
With that I walked out. I walked begrudgingly to gym, I hate gym
After changing I walked into the gym. I sat up against the wall, god getting down from a high really tires you out. Chouji sat down next to me while eating a honey bun… "Hey give that to me."
He glared at me "No"
"Pleasee" He glared more and took an angry bite out of it "You sound like Naruto!"
I huffed, I really wanted that honey bun. Looking around I saw Sai, he was a weird one. He had zero emotions, dressed like emo, talked nerd, and had physical ability like jock. We all used to talked to him, before he became a rat.
I really didn't like him after he ratted on our party out in the woods. Fucker Kiba was still on probe for that, he was caught. Chouji, Naruto, and Ino were driven home to get bitched at by their parents. Me and Nara were luckily out getting more weed that when we came back, we saw the cops leaving. Figured it out and left in a hurry trying to lay low. Other people there were caught too, Kankuro Gaara's older brother; was actually in jail now, for being over eighteen with minors. Supplying alcohol and all that other nonsense charges. Which sucked 'cause we loved his big hippie nature loving ass.
"Shut the hell up you crazy bitch." I saw Hidan walk out from behind the wall.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!" Heard Konan.
"Bring it whore." crazy bastards…
I also saw Neji's little cousin, she was standing in the middle awkwardly looking ready to faint. I don't hate anybody, that's Ino's job that and to be mean to them. But when I see Sai picking on Neji's cousin, I know it ain't right so I got up ready to go kick some rat jock ass.
Chouji sensing trouble tried to get up and follow me, but like a turtle on it's back… he was down and out for the count.
"Hey dirt bag why don't you actually pick on a guy, oh wait you can't 'cause they will actually kick your ass." He looked shocked at first but, then seeing it was me he smirked and crossed his arms.
"Why don't you go bitch at someone your size, I recommend a third grader." Sounding so smug, all his jock friends laughed with him, I saw TenTen behind him.
"FUCK YOU I'M TALLER THAN YOUR DICK!" bastard! I ain't short I'm tall!
He looked a little angry than composed his posture "How am I suppose to insult someone who already knows they're trash?" That bastard hearing their laughs made me madder.
I slugged him making us fall on the ground, struggling to move his arms and get to his face so I can slug him again. I felt myself being picked up with ease, Gai-sensei. I sighed and yelled "That one wasn't for me it was for Kiba! No the next one will be for me and you'll remember it for the rest of your useless life! You dirty gutter rat!" My voice got screechy like a banshee at the end.
TenTen and all the other manly looking girls were cooing over Sai's face. I sat in Tsunade's office for the rest of the period. I watched as Shizune ran around frantically for paper work, and behind Tsunade's obscured window to her door I saw the Sake bottle held in the air her shaking it violently trying to get every drop. Luckily lunch was next!
"I don't think I'm going to make!" I said between chewing my French fries dipped in cheese.
Ino was too busy checking her teas label, Naruto was still yelling at the lunch lady… well Yamato for not having ramen. Neji while picking through his white rice reading his Jerry Garcia book. Chouji was eating, Kiba was in the boys bathroom doing a drug deal. Shikamaru was just being… lazy.
I sighed loudly flinging my arms in the air before pushing my face on the table and smacking my hands down. I felt something hit my head, I brought my hand up looking at it… a piece of pretzel. I felt my eyes narrow. "Uh oh" Everyone at the table was looking at me, I looked around for the table responsible…
There they were, the Akatsuki table were arguing with each other throwing food. I got up ready to kill…
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"The kids are a handful, and filled with quite characters but they're respectful in their own way." Iruka was talking to Asuma who was listening intently until he saw a flash of pink.
"I have a question about the pink haired girl-"
"Sakura?" Iruka looked at him questioningly, he nodded "She's quite a character alright, she tends to be a troublemaker. Numerous of times she came into class smelling like cigarettes and… well never mind. Now she just doesn't show up usually."
Iruka started to explain "You see… Sakura Haruno is a nice girl, she's really smart. I try to keep her out of trouble's way."
Asuma nodded understandingly… well he thinks he understands.
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I dropped the pretzel piece in the middle of the table, Konan and Deidara stopped choking each other and everyone stopped looked at me. "Who threw this at me!?"
That's when that little blue-haired bitch said "Please no one cares about you or your ugly hair."
I breathed in deep, "Listen here you flat chested little bitch, if you don't shut the fuck up I'm coming over this table and beating your face in." I said it nice and calmly.
"I'LL FUCK YOUR DAY UP MIDGET!!" I flew over the table a fistful of hair and fist in temple…
Hidan and Deidara watched with big eyes and said in union "I'm in love…(a yeah ended at the end of Deidara's)"
Asuma and Iruka came and once again for the second time today I was pulled away from a perfectly good fight, which I once again started…
The Akatsuki were holding back the red faced Konan and I was flailing to get back at her while Iruka and Asuma drag me to Iruka's classroom.
They sat me down on a seat, I got up and was pushed back in it. Crossed my arms looked away and pouted like a child in time out.
"What's the matter with you!?" Iruka going off like a mother. "I can't believe you'd do something so, so, STUPID!"
"Take a load off." I said finally acting laid back.
"A load off… a load off… she said take a load off" Iruka looked at Asuma in disbelief.
Asuma sighed and said "I think Iruka's trying to get at is, it wasn't the smartest thing to do; we're only looking out for you."
"Well I thank you and you, now if you'll excuse me." I went to walk confidently away till Asuma grabbed my wrist, I slouched in defeat. Turned around stomping my feet jutting out my bottom lip whining "What?"
"What happened so horribly that you had to use violence?"
I slouched down and sighed, crossing my arms I said "They called me short…"
"Short? Well you are" Asuma looked amused.
I rose my hand up in a first and my eye twitched "I AM NOT!… I am vertically challenged…."
He raised his eyebrow in amusement "In other words… short."
"I swear to god if you call me short one more time!-"
Iruka quickly intervened knowing how much that word annoyed me "Sakura, that is not a good reason for fighting."
I sighed again and shuffled my feet "I know…."
Iruka sighed after that "I'm sorry but, I'm going to have to give you…. Detention."
"What! This is an outrage! DETENTION IS SOOOOOoo… boring!" I whined that could compete with Naruto's
He shrugged "I'm sorry but, I have to."
I huffed and kicked invisible dirt "Well… whose the teacher?"
Iruka looked at Asuma in a weird way… I don't feel so good. "Well, I think you can be Asuma's first detention student. You can give him his first practice before he does real detention."
Asuma is beautiful but, I groaned "Teacher detentions are the worst! I guess I'm going to be the only one in the room. Than that means I can't past notes to anyone!"
Iruka and Asuma raised their eyebrows, they did it too good in sync "You're not suppose to do that anyways…"
I flung my hands in the air "Whatever!" I walked out feeling defeated hearing Iruka yell '2:50 sharp!' I flung my hand in the direction of the door like swatting away a fly.
Detention sucked ass, and now I have to do it alone! I couldn't help but huff and stomped like a little child down the hall. Then I smiled laughing to myself 'I'm going to pop Asuma's detention virginity!'
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Beautiful teacher, a pink haired smoker? I wonder what that makes?
Until the next REVIEW,
Sam
