Scene THREE:

I went to school. My dad took me. He looked suspieicously around at the students and sniffled the air like Wolverine from XMen and said, "There are vampires here, I can smell the basturds. Be careful they don't disorient you, Imedla!"

"They won't!" I screamed joyfully as I walked through the ornate iron-wrought front gates.

The school was on a rocky hill surrounded by a moat that bubbled and churched maddeningly. The water glowed a greenish light. I was sure the vampires had overtaken the school and all the students were in dangerous situations.

Kids were loitering outside. Some of them looked at me and hissed. Black smoke emulated from their gaping demon-filled maws. They could sense my power of godness.

Inside, the school was dark and smelled like sweat and floor cleaner and it was very ominous. There were torches and spiderwebs on the walls and a homeless person was selling newspapers. The lockers were shaped like coffins and the floor was packed with dirt and jutting out were the bones of small mammals. I was nerbous but I forced myself to stay concentrated on the goal at hand. My first class was gym but I didn't know where it bell rang and soon I was the only one left in the hallway because everybody ran into their rooms. I couldn't help being scared, what if a vampire was luring around?

"What is wrong, little dady?" said a creepy rackety old voice from behind.

I turned sleekly and there was teh school's janitor. He was about 900 years old, his winkly blistered skin sagged off his fibrous bones. He had no hair except two huge coarse tufts over his mole-like eyes. His eyebrows looked scary and his toothless, sulfurous mouth was in a wry frown. He was leaning intimately on his stinky grey mop. For a moment I was too shocked to speak, but then I remembered my dad's words: "Never allow yourself to quiver at sights of horror!" This was horror, all right.

"I am looking for the gymnazium."

The man laughed. "I know what you are really doing here and you won't get your way!"

I gapsed. "What do you mean?"

"You are here to kill my masters!"

How did this man know who I was? Before I could contemplate this more, the man pulled off the mop's head to reviel a sharp metal blade. He jabbed it at me like a ninja and said, "I'm going to poke you through like a piggy and cook you on a skillet! Wretched child of mud!"

I dodged the thrusts and ran to a garbage bin and kicked it at the vampire's servant. He knocked it away wit his weapon and attacked me. I held my pack up to shield mself and the blade slashed my pack in half, everything inside spilling to the floor.

"A ha! I was right! You can't fool 'ol Dick!" the evil janitor rasped in mortal delight. "I'm going to rip open your entrails and bask in the glory of your steaming innards!"

I grabbed the stake that had scattered to the floor and I stabbed the man in the no-no spot. Teh evil janitor keeled over like a dying toad. I swiped his mop and stabbed him in the heart with the pointy end. Immediately, blood poured out of all his orifices and he started writhing with a most poignant violence.

There was sounds coming from the hallway. I heard feet moving and shuffling closer. I knew I had to hide or run because then I would be caught. I picked up all my stuff and ran into the girl's bathroom.

The bathroom was dingy and had naughty graffiti on the walls. I heard sounds from around the stalls. I sneaked up and saw two girls crouching before the waste basket. They were eating something greedily... blood-stained tampons! They were vampires!

I leaped into a stall and acted calm, vampires could sense a person's fear and they find it delectible. I clutched my cross in my pocket. Suddenly... there was a knock on the door and a "Come out, we know you're in there."

I opened the door. There were two girls standing before me. One had short brown hair, the other had long blonde and they were wearing identical black corsets with spiderweb lace. They had purses shaped like bat wings.

"Who are you?" they asked simultaniously in the same evil tone of voice.

"My name is Imelda and I'm a new student. This is my first day." I said trying to be calm. "and what are your names?"

"I am Lice and this is Roalie. We are twins."

They stared at me bloodthirstily. I could smell the sour stench of the mortuary on their bodies. Vampires have a distinct smell, it is sour and cold like an abandoned village's cemetery.

"Well, I have to go now, bye!" I squeeked as I ran out of the bathroom. The janitor's body meantime had been discovered by the principle, Mr. Frankenburger and the furor teachers. I sneaked past them and ran out the front doors. I had important things to tell my dad. I didn't stop running till I reached the hotel.