Authors Note: Thanks for the reviews. Some of you asked when Jack and Jerry were coming into it and they are at the beginning at this chapter :) please review and tell me what you thought of it :) By the way, I'm from England and it mentions football (soccer) and because I don't know any American teams, I'm using the ones I know and hate
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin It or any of the characters.
"Seaford at last! I was wondering if we would ever make it here. Jer, do you reckon they sell axes here?"
"What do you want an axe for?"
"To chop wood of course Jer, with all this forest around there must be a job for a woodcutter somewhere"
Jerry dropped his bag on the floor and stared at the prince in shock. "But you can't go chopping wood with hands like yours. It's taken bottles of fairy liquid to get them that soft! Besides - you're not a young woodcutter, you're a royal Prince-" before he could say anything else, Jack shoved his hand over Jerry's mouth.
"Shut Up! It's supposed to be a secret. If anyone finds out who I really am, I'll be back to the palace before you can say Jack Brewer!"
Jerry sighed, knowing Jack was right. "I know man. But Prince Jack of California chopping wood. It's not right"
"Perhaps not - but it's a lot better than marrying Princess Slut-Face or whatever she's called. Jerry, why can't I ever do shat i want to do? I want to live my own life, mix with people I want to mix with and choose my own wife. I mean, that's why I've come to Seaford. It's the smallest village in the kingdom and no one will ever think of looking for me here"
"But what about me Jack? What am I going to do? I mean – I can't be a woodcutters servant can I?"
Jack thought for a minute before frowning. "No, I guess not. I never thought of that. Perhaps you better go home again"
Jerry Gasped and stepped back a bit. "What? And live with me mum and dad again. I possibly couldn't do that. Not ever. My Dad beats me"
"What, why didn't you tell me about this sooner? That's terrible"
"I know. And he's not the only one. My Mum beats me as well"
"What? Your father beats you and your mother beats you?"
Jerry nodded his head miserably.
"Then you can't possibly go back. You'll have to find somewhere else then"
"Oh, I will. In fact, the minute I get back home I'm going to move in with Preston North End (A/N: The English team)"
Jack looked confused and furrowed his eyebrows towards his Latino friend "What on earth for?"
"Well, they never beat anybody"
"Oh you idiot!" Realizing he had been tricked, he pushed his idiotic friend lightly on the shoulder before carrying on walking again. "Well then, it looks as though you will have to get a job too. I'll meet you back here in an hour or so and we can tell each other how we got on. But remember Jer, not a word of this to anyone. If Father discovers our hiding place, it will be slut – face for me and the dungeons for you"
"Don't worry Man, my lips are sealed"
"See you later then Jer"
"Bye Man" Jerry shouted before making his own way into the village of Seaford.
Rudy Gillespie was walking through the village square on his way to the bakery that he and his granddaughter run when Ty walked past, sporting a full moustache on top of his lips.
"What on earth are you wearing that false moustache for? It's Halloween is it?"
"False moustache? For your information, Pudy, It's taken ten years to grow this magnificent specimen and every hair of its my own" Ty said as he tweaks the end of it in pride.
Rudy laughed "Give over, You've had it made from the hair on a dog's back leg. Every time you walk past a lamp-post, the edges curl upwards"
"Silence!" Ty screamed at him "You owe me ten years' rent and if I don't get it in the next few minutes, I'm chucking you out"
"What are you talking about? You can't throw me out! If your Uncle were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave. He gave me that cottage for getting rid of the big bad wolf"
It was Ty's turn to laugh now. "Rubbish. You tricked him out of it, you fannel – faced old fraud. You never touched that wolf. He's out in the Forrest this very minute! And If I don't get my rent money soon. You'll be out there with him!"
Rudy gasped "If I didn't like violence, I'd smack you in the face. For the last time, that cottage is mine and you're not getting your measly, mucky hands on it!"
"Very well then. If that's the way you want it" he put his hands around his mouth to make his words sound louder when he shouted for Frank and Brody.
When Ty had shouted for his bailiffs, everyone came running out into the square, including Kim, Grace and Milton.
"What on earth is going on?" Grace shouted throughout all the chattering of the villagers.
"I'm chucking this man out into the streets"
"What?" Kim screamed – catching everyone's attention "You can't throw Grandad out. Where will he go? He's the poorest man in the country"
"Why should I care? The sooner I'm rid of him the better. Besides, I've just hired a new woodcutter this morning and I've told him he can move in this very afternoon"
When Rudy starts crying again, saying that Ty's got it in for him in between his sob's, Jack came in and stood next to Kim. It was then; Kim managed to get a good look at this 'Woodcutter'. He was tall with a very good build, broad shoulders with a tanned body. He had brown shaggy hair and the most gorgeous chocolate brown eyes she has ever seen.
She came out of her haze when he began to speak. 'Wow, even his voice in dreamy' she thought.
"Is something wrong?"
She cleared her throat, making sure her voice was clear before she began to speak so she didn't make a fool of herself in front of the unnamed woodcutter. "The squires throwing Grandad out of his cottage" she managed to say without messing it up.
He looked down at the young woman in front of him, catching her eyes. Chocolate brown orbs looked straight into the hazel ones and they seemed to be like that forever until someone cleared their throats and he looked away. "Is that so Squire?"
"What if it is? I'm paying you to chop wood not ask silly questions. Now, help these two idiots move all his bags and baggage"
"No, he's not going anywhere"
"But he hasn't paid his rent" Frank started saying but was cut off by Brody. "For over ten years"
Jack turned to Rudy "How much do you owe Sir?
Before Rudy could reply or say anything at all, Ty butted in quickly "One hundred dollars"
"Here, take this" He threw a wad of money notes at the squire. "And clear off before I punch you in the nose"
With that last note he walked towards the forest, taking one last look at the blonde beauty before disappearing off between the trees,
A/N: Oooh. So Jack and Jerry were Introduced in this chapter and Jack met Kim. There probably will be Jace (Jerry and Grace) in this (If I can find somewhere to put it in) and there might be Millie in too (Milton and Julie). Please review and I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. Hopefully the next chapter will be up sometime next week or if I have time to write it, it might be up at the weekend
