I don't make any profit from writing this fanfic except peace of mind as this plot get the hell out of my messy brain. Unless it didn't belong to marvel,the characters are mine.
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Agent-inspiration-of-lady-gaga-poker-face-song
(Sufiah)
As I woke up, the first thing I check is the flipping IV drip which thank god is normal saline one that you get in the hospitals. Good. Less thing to panic for. Second, checking any sign of sexual abuse on lady part. Okay, sore at places that normally sore when you fight, not having sex. All I could say is Alhamdulillah (which is like hallelujah for Christian.)
Some dude in black suit enter my prison I guess which makes me panic a bit and resolve to using the blanket to cover myself from head to toes except for my face of course. I'm pretty sure I look ridiculous. As I look carefully, that dude looks like Clark Gregg. I only pray to God that I made wrong guess
"At ease miss. We are not to harm you" said Agent
I scoff." Yeah right. That's what people said before they kidnap other people" .
What? It's true. Well maybe not everyone. Those Hungarian asshole didn't. Maybe they did but in Hungarian. I only could understand Malay,English and some Japanese and Korean
"True, but they don't give their name or occupation right?"
True. Those bastard didn't. Agent seems to be relaxed a bit or that is what I believe. Whatever.
"Enough chit chat. I am Agent Coulson from Strategic Homeland Intervention, Espionage, Logistic, Division. As for the purpose of being here, it is due to the incident in the lab. We figured that you are the victim of their experimentation. Are you aware of that situation miss?"
I look at agent face to read his facial expression. He seems calm and to test it out
"Dude, did you have to be so formal? You seems like you got some stick in your ass or something"
Somehow I kind of saw someone trying to not laugh behind the glass wall. So,this the interrogation room. Nice...
"Just answer the question,miss"
"First of all, don't call me miss ."
I'm not that stuffy. No need to be hostile.
" Just don't. Second, yes I'm aware of it. I'm not a complete idiot. Third, no, I'm my own person, not brainwashed or hypnotize what so ever. So yes, I'm not siding to evil lab of inhumane experimentation."
Agent Coulson still looks calm. Dude must be great in playing poker but agent behind the glass is not. Duh, just deduce it. It isn't that hard.
"Look agent, if you think I'm siding with those bastard, reset your mind now as I don't. Trust me, you should gave me an Academy award for best female actress. They have no idea I was faking it."
I smirk." Idiots all of them."Then i get much more serious. " But I can't deny they have great security. I was planning my escape at the time. Thanks by the way. You make it much more faster." I gave him a nod" I can't gave you the name of scientist as they never bothered to tell me their names but I do recognise their face. They do disturb me in my sleep you know."
Agent look at me so hard I'm pretty sure he has the complete x-ray of my brain in his eyes. Well give 'em what they want with great price.
"I can give full cooperation. Just help me to ease in this world. You know, some ID, legit degree and certificate and new apparel for Muslim women as well as praying apparel and direction of Kaba'ah and maybe chocolate cake. I'm starving."
Then I remember they took me on my birthday. Nobody get to mess with me and get away with it especially on my birthday. Those bastard need some of my retribution.
"if you want help to decimating those labs just give a call. One doesn't try to fry my head easily"
Agent look shocked for a second before putting his poker face.
" Tell me then?"
Oh agent,be prepare to have your own defilbirator cause you gonna get some nasty shock.
"Agent behind the mirror,get the fuck is mine and agent Coulson business"
