AN:I'm really excited for the next part, so I posted this early.
Notes
Part Two
This could get messy, but I think this is everyone that will be in this story:
Elizabeth
Darcy
Jane
Bingley
Charlotte
Wickham
Georgiana (Maybe later, I'm undecided)
—X—
Thursday 26th October
(10.34)
Lizzy, I need a huge favour…
(10.38)
Hi, Jane. I'm good, thank you for asking, how are you? I /know/, it's been so long since we last spoke.
(10.40)
Lizzy! This is important. Please?
(10.43)
There's no excuse for not being polite.
(10.44)
But fine, what's up?
(10.48)
I have a date tomorrow night and I need you to come?
(10.52)
What! No!
(10.54)
I'm not going to play the third wheel just because you're too scared to go alone
(10.56)
You won't be the third wheel – it's like a double date. Charlie is bringing his friend along, and I need to take someone… you'll come?
(10.58)
Absolutely not! You /know/ what happened last time I went on a blind date
(11.04)
I'm sure this guy won't be wearing a wig.
(11.06)
You /know/ that wasn't the worst part…
(11.07)
And I'm sure this time you won't set anything on fire. Well, you couldn't if they don't wear a wig!
(11.07)
hah hah
(11.07)
Sorry, that was really mean but you have to come with me – I promised!
(11.11)
Err… news just in: No I /don't/.
(11.12)
But I /promised/
(11.14)
No.
(11.15)
Please, come on it'll be fun! And Fitzwilliam is really smart and he's handsome, so at least you'll have a good view.
(11.18)
/Fitzwilliam/?
(11.21)
I'm not the sort of girl who dates Fitzwilliams.
(11.25)
He's not like that!
(11.27)
Please? It will be fun
(11.34)
Still not convinced
(11.35)
I'll love you forever?
(11.36)
You /do/ love me forever.
(11.37)
I'll pay for you – Well Charlie will pay for you, or Fitzwilliam. Either way it's free food for you.
(11.43)
… Can I get a desert?
(11.45)
Is that a yes?
(11.48)
/Fine/. I know what it does to you when you have to break promises.
(11.49)
(But we're not six)
Thursday 26th October (cont.)
(11.56)
Can Thursdays be our annoyed-at-your-siblings day?
(18.04)
Isn't every day the annoyed-at-your-sibling day?
(18.10)
Oh, actually, I didn't mean that. I didn't think about that at all.
(18.24)
No take backs!
(18.30)
What?
(18.33)
Fair's fair.
(18.35)
You got Colin. I deserve take backs.
(18.37)
So I'm allowed Colin now?
(18.40)
You know what, Thursday is officially the worst day.
(18.42)
Mwahaha
(18.44)
…Sorry, but I won that one
(18.50)
I know, and that's why!
(18.54)
Is that an exclamation mark I see before me?
(18.55)
And such an instrument you did use?
(19.03)
I relent.
(19.07)
That was too impressive.
Thursdays 26th October (Cont. (To Jane))
(19.08)
This guy better be good…
Friday 27th October
(16.06)
I need help with my dress for tonight.
(16.09)
Why are you texting me?
(16.10)
I'm in the next room.
(16.10)
I can /hear/ you typing out messages.
(16.13)
I'm in my comfort underwear and you know you're not allowed to see me like this.
(16.14)
I've seen you in worse...
(16.15)
Hey, what happens in Portugal stays in Portugal. We agreed!
(16.18)
I wish it would - but my brain likes to punish me.
(16.21)
Fine - what sort of date is this?
(16.23)
One I /do not/ want to go on.
(16.25)
I need to be attractive but in the 'you're-not-getting-to-see-anything-more' sort of way.
(16.27)
You /know/ that isn't my style at all.
(16.29)
Come on, you're a bitchy tease - help me out!
(16.30)
Why don't you ask that guy you've been texting?
(16.30)
Which guy?
(16.30)
"Which guy?" Ahahah!
(16.32)
Ergh - you're right, I need to get out more
(16.34)
I don't even /know/ if he's a guy.
(16.34)
They're*
(16.34)
Dammit!
(16.35)
You /told/ me it's a guy.
(16.36)
I said I think it's a guy.
(16.37)
Well it probably is. Statistically murderers are 90% male, 10% female.
(16.37)
I've told you - they're not a murderer, or a stalker, or a pervert.
(16.38)
How do you know? Did you ask /him/ that?
(16.39)
Charlotte Lucas!
(16.40)
Well? Did you?
(16.44)
I'm fine, it's /just/ texting. I don't know anything about them.
(16.50)
You know he goes to a lot of meetings.
(16.52)
Wow, that really narrows it down.
(16.52)
We live in /London/.
(16.53)
Does he live in London?
(16.58)
I DON'T KNOW! It doesn't matter. We're just texting.
(17.03)
It's just letters on a screen and it doesn't mean anything. Just because I don't know every detail of their life doesn't make them a criminal
(17.11)
Innocent until proven guilty remember?
(17.24)
What are the dress options?
(17.27)
You're so annoying.
(17.29)
And there's the black one, /not/ the fire one - a dark purple and a red.
(17.30)
Which purple? Which red?
(17.30)
The short purple.
(17.30)
My short purple?
(17.33)
/your/ short purple can't even be considered a dress. Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.
(17.33)
Fine, the very long and drab purple dress that goes down to the knees.
(17.35)
And the red Marilyn Monroe style one.
(17.37)
Not the purple. And not the red.
(17.39)
You look too good in red, and what if he wore orange or pink and you came home blind?
(17.40)
The black it is.
(17.41)
Thank you.
(17.43)
No worries. Now put on good underwear and get started on dinner.
(17.44)
I have my descent into hell.
(17.44)
Date*
(17.45)
I didn't mean /your/ dinner.
Friday 27th October (cont.)
(17.57)
and I hope you realise that your 'just texting' is the closest thing you've had to a relationship in months.
—X—
AN: Thank you for all the comments.
(Does anyone take note of the time stamps, by the way. I try to give them some meaning (:)
Sorry about the date mess up in the last chapter! But it should be all okay now.
Just a cheeky bit of Macbeth in there – dammit, thekatmesiter
