A bit of Q and A
A bit of Q and A
I Don't claim to own any of the characters in this fic accept for my self.
"Lets get started." Narrator.
"Today we have Brother." Narrator. Pan to brother
"Hello" brother replies happily making sure all of the attention is on him.
"We also have Rikku." Narrator. pan to Rikku
"Hi" Rikku waves with both arms.
"And Yuna plus recently reunited Tidus we uhh cant seem to get them apart." Narrator. Pan to Tidus and Yuna sitting on his lap.
"Hi" Tidus waves with free hand.
"Hello" Yuna looks away from Tidus briefly.
"Next there is Paine." Narrator. Pan to Paine.
Paine looks up for two seconds "huh."
"Then we finally have Zanaso" Narrator. Pan to Zanaso
"What. What the fuck! I'm supposed to be writing. Not staring. How the hell did I get here. Let me out. Is this going to take long?" Zanaso says in state of shock and surprise.
"OK ice wind one has asked and the first question and it is for brother." Narrator.
"Alright he clearly knows a quality man in the line up." Brother says triumphantly.
"Hey." Tidus and Zanaso say simultaneously.
"Brother, why are you so interested in Yuna? What is it that attracts you to her so much?"
"What!" Tidus stands up quickly and Yuna falls on floor.
"Tidus sit down." Narrator
Rikku and Paine Burry there heads in their hands.
Yuna climes back on Tidus and goes red.
"Well um uhh she err. That's not fair I won't answer it"
"OK we are going to need to restrain brother." Narrator.
Six beefy security guards walk on and tie brother to chair then a lie detector is wheeled in
"Brother, why are you so interested in Yuna? What is it that attracts you to her so much?"
"Because she is a really nice caring girl." Brother speaks thoughtfully.
Pan to lie detector. Flashing Red light and beeping sound.
"OK I like because she dresses smart."
Pan to lie detector. Red light.
"Fine she's hot and I get an erection every time I look at her."
Pan to lie detector. Green light.
Yuna goes even more red, but not as red as Tidus. Tidus gets out phone.
Brother continues. "So what. So dose the rest of Spira."
Pan to lie detector. Red light.
"OK that is enough Brother. Now the second is for Rikku and it is from Ice wind one. Hey all the questions are from ice wind one." Narrator.
"Rikku, Do you like what you wear now or what you had on the pilgrim?"
"I prefer what I am wearing now but it dose have it's draw backs. like snow." Rikku answers.
Zanaso buts in. "I prefer what you wore on your pilgrim your hair looked better to."
Rikku retaliates "Really. Well screw you. I'm my own woman. I get to choose what I wear."
"Rikku you have another question." Narrator.
"Do you have a thing for Gippal?"
"Eww he is a man who wears pink come on and he only has one eye. No I don't have a thing we just know each other from way back." Rikku answers with confidence and no need for the lie detector.
"The next question is for Yuna." Narrator.
"Yuna, when did you start practising Blitz?"
"Well I never practiced blitz that's why I am ranked 472nd over all in Spira." Yuna replies honestly
"One more Yuna." Narrator.
"Happy to have Tidus back?"
"Of coarse." Hugs down into Tidus a bit more.
"Next questions are for Paine." Narrator. Paine looks up.
"Paine, do you wear anything else apart from your warrior outfit?"
"Yes I may need to change into a different dress sphere during a battle." Paine answers like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Then he asked" Narrator.
"Please don't hurt me!"
"We will have to see about that if you keep asking obvious questions I might have to." Paine spoke in a voice that could kill baby deers.
"One more Paine" Narrator.
"What now?" Paine said impatiently
"And if you're not wanting to kill me, where did you learn to fight?"
"That's classified. I would have to kill you."
"OK now the final question is for Zanaso" Narrator.
"I would defiantly read a Life on Spira 2, so I'm defiantly up for the idea."
Zanaso Sighs "I asked for 2 people to ask for it before I would do it. what you have done is ask me twice. Even if I did get my second person asking for it I am to busy focusing on love lies bleeding at the moment to do it right now."
"OK and that's it. No wait. A text has just come in. A Tidus asks." Narrator.
Tidus smiles and puts phone away. "Brother with you strapped in that chair. How long will it be before you can ever get a erection again once I am done with you?"
Brother makes a worried whine.
Tidus gets up and walks towards brother.
I hope you enjoyed your answers and if anyone has any other questions feel free to write them in.
Thankyou for reading
