I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Everyone looked around nervously. Finally, Axel agreed to start.

It was a strange day in the world that never was. It was my day to go shopping. Right when I left the castle, I knew something was wrong. All day I realized strange signs. Finally, I decided to investigate.

I went around town searching for clues. Being the amazing detective I am, I found the answer. Everyone was zombies!

" Axel," Zexion said, " maybe you should stop telling this story. Your making us all loose braincells."

" HEY! This is MY story, Emo kid, so back off," Axel said defensively.

" Is that a challenge?" Zexion said, standing up.

" YOU BET IT IS!"

" Both of you sit down before I kick your asses!" Xigbar said.

" Fine," they mumbled.

" Anyway, like I was saying..."

I had to do something. First things first, though. I needed to find the source. That was the easy part. Everyone was become zombies due to Vexen's evil experiments.

" Wait, I am a good scientist," Vexen said.

Everyone stifled their laughs.

" Sure, but it is my story. So..."

I knew I couldn't take him down alone, so I called y sidekick, Zexiboy!

"Wait, What?" Zexion asked.

" NO MORE INTERUPTING!" Axel yelled.

" Come Zexiboy!" I yelled. We charged into Vexen's lab. What we saw was horrendous.

Vexen was crouched over a passed out body. The look in his eyes were evil.

" I have been expecting you," Vexen said.

" Vexen stop you foul Experiments!" I yelled. He laughed a deep evil laugh.

" Try and stop me!"

I leaped into action before he could even finish his sentence. I pulled out my chakrams and started to attack. Zexiboy created illusions so Vexen would be slightly confused.

POW! I struck him. Vexen got up and grew more enraged. He started to throwing shard of ice at me. I quickly melted them and headed back into action.

Boom! My next hit sent him flying! His head banged against the wall and he passed out.

" Quick Zexiboy, tie him up," I said.

After he was all tied up, we searched for the antidote. We searched for hours, but to no avail.

Finally I suggested something, " Why don't we put our minds together and make it ?"

" Great idea, Axel. Your so smart." Zexiboy said.

We spent about two hours with the original equation and finally found a solution.

We injected the whole town with the antidote, which was no simple task.

When we finished, we headed back home, knowing another job well done.

Everyone looked at Axel like he was crazy.

" That was...interesting," Xemnas said.

" Why was I evil?" Vexen asked.

" Why was I a sidekick. And what is with my name?" Zexion asked appalled.

" One: because you seemed suited for the job. Two : Cause I wanted to make you miserable. Bwa hahaha!" Axel replied.

" Well I liked it," Demyx said.

" Well at least you realize true genius," Axel said, puffing out his chest.

" Ok then. Who is next?" Xemnas asked.