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Bobert: Whatcha doing?

Me: Thinking.

Bobert: What about?

Me: About Unicorns, like you, and about owning Twilight

Bobert: Too bad you don't and I know, I'm awesome to think about.

Bella's Point Of View

Edward left to go hunting with his family. Again. Leaving me with Emmett and Jasper. Again. Edward said it wasn't anything to worry about because he had a good talk with Emmett and he shouldn't do anything. Reluctantly, I agreed and he left.

I was sitting on the couch, watching my favorite movie. The Princess Bride. Emmett pranced in and jumped on the couch. Which sent me flying onto the ground, by the way. I was mad instantly. I got up, sat back down in my spot, and pushed the un-expecting Emmett off of the couch. He glared up at me.

"Hey! What the fuck was that for?" he growled.

"For existing." I smirked at him and before I knew it, I was on the ground again. Emmett was holding me down and had me pinned. "Get the fuck off of me! OH MY GOD! I know what your doing!"

"Yeah? What's that?" He had an amused grin on his face.

"YOUR TRYING TO SEDUCE ME! PERVERT! JASPER! JASPER, GET OVER HERE NOW!" Jasper was on in an instant. He looked at me, then at Emmett and laughed at us for a moment. "Help me! What are you doing? Waiting around for a fucking invitation?" Jasper came over and got Emmett off easily. I glared at him and stalked into the kitchen. For two reasons. 1. Cause I was mad. And 2. Because I was hungry.

I raided the fridge and the pantry and I settled on some pop tarts. I was half way down with my first one before Emmett and Jasper strolled in with evil grins planted on their faces. I was suspicious immediately. It's never a good thing when someone has an evil grin. Especially with Emmett. Oh boy, what did they have in store? Jasper began.

"Bella, lets play a game."

I raised an eyebrow at him. "What game?"

Jasper smiled. "Truth or dare." A grimace invaded my features. I hated truth or dare. It doesn't matter what you pick, you in trouble. The dare will cause you misery and the truth always makes me blush. Furiously. I didn't want to look like a coward in front of my brothers but I just wasn't sure of this.

I sighed. "Fine." Emmett clapped his hands happily and threw me over his shoulder and ran into the living room, throwing me down on the floor. Jasper sat down next to me and Emmett was to overjoyed to sit down. He was jumping up and down, shaking the house a tiny bit along with it.

"I go first!" Emmett announced. Oh boy…. "Bella, truth or dare?" What a surprised, he picked me.

"Dare," I said. I was nervous for whatever he had in store for me.

Emmett grinned harder. "I dare you to go over Newton's house and tell him that you love him secretly!" I disgusted look crossed my face and I gagged as Jasper laughed lightly about it. I shot them both deadly glares. I was on Emmett's back, running through the town, before I could object to the dare. Emmett and Jasper hid in separate trees after I was on solid ground. No cars were in the driveway so Mike's parents weren't home. I rang the doorbell and rocked back and forth on my heels waiting for an answer. Mike answered the door seconds later.

"Bella?" he asked in surprised. Happiness crossed his face. "Hi! What are you doing here? Come on in."

I shook my head. I grinned mentally. Mike would be easy to fool. He liked me already so this shouldn't be too hard. So I decided that I was going to play it up a little. For Emmett and Jasper's sake. I didn't want to ruin their fun ….or my own. I looked around, cautiously and leaned in towards Mike. He leaned in towards me with a questioning look. "I can't stay long. I shouldn't even be here, but I wanted to tell you, Mike, that I've loved you. I've loved you since the first day I met you. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner but I'm telling you now. I love you! Oh golly, look at the time," I looked at my wrist, where no watch was in place, "I really should be going. Bye!" I walked/ran away from there as quick as possible. Mike was stunned but I saw the biggest grin take over his whole face. Emmett picked me up from behind and ran back to their house.

Once we were in, Jasper was congratulating me. "That was great, Bella! I didn't know you had it in you." Emmett gave me an excited grin and gave me a fist bump. I was starting to have fun.

"Okay," I started, knowing it was my turn, "Jasper, truth or dare?"

"Dare," he stated calmly.

I smiled. "I dare you to go down a street in Forks, start singing I'm A Barbie Girl and start stripping, while sending lust waves to everyone. Including the guys. And make everyone fall in love with you." I smirked, evilly and Emmett howled in laughter and patted my head saying that it was good. Jasper looked unsure of this dare. I took that opportunity. "What? Are you too chicken to do it?" Both Emmett and I started making chicken sounds.

He glared at us and stood up. "Lets do it." We went to the street with the most people from school on it. Emmett stood me back on the ground and we watched Jasper with smiles on our faces. Jasper glared at me right before he started off.

Jasper's Point Of View:

How could Bella do this to me? I couldn't believe she was making me strip, sing that ridiculous song, and make everyone-and I mean everyone-fall in love with me. I shuddered at that thought. We arrived on the corner-that that fool Emmett picked that almost everybody in school lived on-and I was getting ready to go. I gave one look back at them, glaring at Bella. She was so going to pay for this. I started singing the song, taking off at a slow human pace, down the road. "I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creationCome on Barbie, let's go party!I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creationI'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy worldDress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollyYou're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"(uu-oooh-u)I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creationCome on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you pleaseI can act like a star, I can beg on my kneesCome jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,hit the town, fool around, let's go partyYou can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"Come on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creationI'm a barbie girl, in the barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creationCome on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party!(uu-oooh-u)Oh, I'm having so much fun!Well Barbie, we're just getting startedOh, I love you Ken!" In the middle of the song, I took off my shirt. Sending out the first set of lust to everyone on the street. People started opening their doors and some started to run towards me, which made me run a little faster. I took off my pants really close to the end, showing my black silk boxers. Once I was done, I came back around to Emmett and Bella.

They were in hysterics and some girls-and boys-were coming after me a little more. I stopped sending lust and sent boredom to them, sending them all home. Emmett and Bella stopped laughing, then looked at each other, and busted out laughing again. I snarled and we all headed back. Emmett and Bella laughing all the way.

"That….was…..awesome…." Bella said between giggles. Emmett gave her a high-five and I just rolled my eyes. I ran quickly up to my room and changed into good clothes and sat down next to Bella.

I looked at Emmett. "Truth or dare?"