The first thing she notices when she regained consciousness was the dull pain in her waist and shoulder. The second thing she noticed was the unfamiliar voices talking, or rather arguing, around her.
"-Wouldn't have happened! So take some responsibility why don't you?!" Yelled a male voice.
"I don't see how this is my fault that the jackass's as stubborn as a brick! Stupid like one too!" Yelled another one. Raspier than the first, a chainsmoker's voice she absorbed.
"That's exactly why we take turns every month! To keep an eye on him! Gah! Why does this always happen when it's your turn Sanji?!" Yelled the first one again.
"That's because-"
"WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE REASON" Yelled a new voice, a female this time, and then the sound of what sounded like something smashing against a skull was heard a few times.
"Nami's got a SUPER point you two, it's already happened, so there's no point in tossing the blame. Our guest's awake by the way". A third male voice, deeper than the other two said. The room fell into silence at his words, and Robin could feel what was probably more than five pairs of eyes staring at her.
She heard footsteps coming in her direction before she felt something hard touching her arm. "Can you hear me? are you able to open your eyes?" A fifth, boyish voice asked.
Slowly opening her eyes, she had to blink a few times to realize that it was a Tanuki looking thing talking to her, and that the hard something she felt on her arm was an antler.
Wait, an antler? A tanuki isn't supposed to have an antler, or talk for that matter!
Looking past the tanuki, she could see a brick celling with a giant chandelier hanging from it. "Where… Am I?" She asked. Her voice was a little hoarse and her throat felt a bit sore.
She watched in slight awe as the Tanuki's features visibly lit up, A huge, almost sinfully adorable smile on his face. "Oh thank goodness! Tell me, do you feel any pain? Can you feel your limbs? Wait! Don't try to sit up yet!"
Despite the Tanuki's protests, Robin was able to push herself up using her right forearm while being mindful of her injured left shoulder. Looking around, she realized she was in an infirmary of some sort, but that was not what grabbed her attention. Excluding the Tanuki, who in all honesty probably wasn't a Tanuki in the slightest, she was met with six very curious pairs of eyes. Actually no, that wasn't true, there were only five pairs of eyes, the sixth one was, well…
Not many things surprised Robin, and even if they did, she was usually extremely good at hiding her shock. Then again, she never saw an almost three meter skeleton with an afro before, who seemed to be very much alive too.
"Yohohohohoho! It's great to see you're awake miss! If you don't mind, May I please see your panties?"
Before she had a chance to react, or even register the question really, the skeleton was kicked by a blonde guy with a strange, swirly eyebrow, and an orange haired woman, who by the looks of it was younger than Robin, but almost just as curvy.
"DON'T YOU DARE ASK SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LADY SUCH A QUESTION, YOU SHITTY SKELETON!" Yelled the blonde man, who Robin recognized as the chainsmoker. He turned to her, his whole demeanor shifting completely.
"Such a lovely sight has appeared before me! tell me, what's your name? I am Sanji, your humble servant of love" Robin blinked, not knowing how she was supposed to react until she realized he was asking for her name.
"Nico Robin"
"Robin-chwan! A mature, beautiful name for a mature, beautiful woman!" He started doing some sort of dance that resembled a noodle until the orange haired woman hit him over the head, effectively silencing him before turning to Robin. "Ignore the idiot, he's like that with every woman he meets. I'm Nami by the way, nice you meet you!"
She offered her hand, and Robin shook it, albeit somewhat hesitantly. "Nami-san, would you please mind explaining what is going on here? I am grateful to you all for saving my life, but I'm afraid I'm a bit out of the loop. Who are you people? And what happened to the people who were with me?"
"They either ran away, or they're dead" said a new voice. Alarmed, Robin turned her head to the bed next to her, facing the man who occupied it.
The first thing she noticed was his shocking green hair, which other than the color wasn't all that special. He wasn't wearing a shirt, and she could make out the outlines of his muscular and scared torso beneath the bandages tightly wrapped around his chest, something that made her slightly conscious of her own bandaged body. But what grabbed her attention the most was his eyes, or eye rather. His right eye dark and piercing, while his left one was tightly shut, a scar running down it, just like…
"Don't say that so casually, you Marimo fuck! This is all your fault you know!" Yelled Sanji, who looked just about ready to kick 'Marimo's' face in, while the latter just ignored him. He got of the bed and stared walking towards the door ignoring the Tanuki's furious cries and Sanji's death threads.
Before he got out of the room though, he turned around to look at them and asked "Oi, what did you do with my swords?"
"They're in your room asshole, you should be grateful we even bothered bringing them here" Nami shot back, giving his back a glare as he left the room.
"Nami-san, was that-"
"-Yeah, that's the thing that attacked you people, also known as Roronoa Zoro, top tier asshole and a werewolf. You may have noticed it already, but the rest of us aren't exactly normal either."
