Edward's POV
Hah hah hah. Let's see what good old Chief Swan thinks of this! Why, his police car is a criminal offence all by itself.
I'm not so sure what Bella will do though. That geek will probably do some freaky law voodoo on me and make me into a jail mate. Oh well, I can always bribe her. Jacob's face for my freedom, she's bound to fall for it!
I don't know if I want to aggravate her though. Oh well, she'll never know it was me. The house is all darkā¦
Oh shit. She's at the window.
Wow, she really is beautifulā¦
Wait, beautiful? I really have gone mad. I cannot like a GEEK! It would so look bad for my reputation, and anyway Lauren would have a fit. Heh heh, having a girlfriend really has its drawbacks.
I'd better go before Charlie comes back, but I'll be back later, as always. Watching Bella sleep really is the highlight of a long day.
