Edward's POV

Edward's POV

Hah hah hah. Let's see what good old Chief Swan thinks of this! Why, his police car is a criminal offence all by itself.

I'm not so sure what Bella will do though. That geek will probably do some freaky law voodoo on me and make me into a jail mate. Oh well, I can always bribe her. Jacob's face for my freedom, she's bound to fall for it!

I don't know if I want to aggravate her though. Oh well, she'll never know it was me. The house is all dark…

Oh shit. She's at the window.

Wow, she really is beautiful…

Wait, beautiful? I really have gone mad. I cannot like a GEEK! It would so look bad for my reputation, and anyway Lauren would have a fit. Heh heh, having a girlfriend really has its drawbacks.

I'd better go before Charlie comes back, but I'll be back later, as always. Watching Bella sleep really is the highlight of a long day.