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Zuko's turn. Mwahahahahaha!

Spook his ostrich-horse (Spook: scare. It's horseman lingo or in my case horsewoman) Laugh when he falls off.

Whenever he points a finger at you when in public or in the presence of a stranger scream as if in pain. "AHHHHH! HE BURNS US! HE BURNS US!" throw your hands around your throat as if to stop choking, fall to the ground, and act like you're having a seizure.

Ask him how he got his scar even thou you know how he got it.

Run around in a circle around him saying "Zu Zu" over and over and over.

Whenever he says something shocking spit some drink all over him and say "O my gosh! An earthquake! Run to the bunkers!" if he says something that isn't about an earthquake. If it is about an earthquake say "O my gosh! A giant fish ate your big head! No way!"

Whenever he fights Azula cheer for her. When Zuko glares at you say, "What? I can't cheer for you?" as if you thought his name isn't Zuko but Azula.

Blab to everyone that Zuko is the Blue Spirit. Run and hide when word gets to him and pray he doesn't find you. If he does blame a tree.

Sing the 'Hi ho' song Snow White and the seven dwarves, when he goes to do something that involves working. Follow him.

Start crying in public and point to Zuko saying "My older brother never gives me a hug." Laugh when the people glare at him.

10) Poke him while he's asleep and whisper in his ear, "Hey Zuko, I'm your conscience. You are a bad boy. You're a liar," Hide when he wakes up and figures out it's you.