Listen to My Story

Chapter 2: A Youthful Blemish. Y-Yuri?!

Sakura's POV

Kakashi was too busy reading his book to teach us (honestly, how did he keep his job?) so we talked all bell. We, meaning me and Hinata-chan. Ino, Tenten, Kiba, and Naruto kept on trying to get me into their conversations, but I only wanted to talk to Hinata-chan.

Hinata-chan told me about her family, which turned out to be a high-class, rich one. She was the next head, apparently, although she thought that her cousin Neji would be a lot better.

I talked to her about my family, too, although it wasn't nearly as interesting in my opinion. I had a normal mom, and a workaholic dad who was overseas for business. I didn't have any siblings. Although, I did have some cousins, our parents didn't get along too well, so we've never met.

"It's not that bad," I said, kind of alarmed when Hinata-chan clapped a hand over her mouth. "You can't miss who you've never met, right?"

Hinata-chan removed her hand and smiled a little faintly. "I-I guess that's true…," she said quietly.

The bell rang and we went to second period. The teacher's name was Iruka and he was nice, although he didn't let us do whatever we wanted while he read porn like Kakashi.

Instead he taught us World History.

After listening to a lecture about the holocaust, we were given homework and left for third period, P.E. The teacher was a guy named, well, Guy. Weird, huh? He was like a grown-up version of Lee. Same bushy eyebrows, same black bowl hair cut, same green suit, same round eyes, and the same pinging smile. I say 'pinging' because whenever they smile, there's a creepy *ping!* sound.

"My youthful students," said Guy. "Today, we shall be participating in a youthful contest of-YOUTHFUL MAMA!" Guy looked at me. I was in a gym uniform like everyone else, but I still didn't look totally normal. It's not like I took my eye patch off when I exercised.

"W-Why are you blemishing your youth, youthful student?" he asked. He took a step towards me, rivers of tears flooding down his cheeks, and I took a step back.

"Don't be frightened!" he said. "I am here to help you!"

That's scary enough for me…, I thought, taking another step backwards.

He came closer and closer, and I kept on moving further and further back, until I hit a wall.

"There is no reason to ruin your youth!" he said. "You may find that you want attention, but wearing an eye patch without reason and dying your hair pink is not the right way to do it!"

My eye twitched, and I began to slide sideways.

Who dyed their hair? I wondered angrily. Who's wearing an eye patch without reason?

I thought that my mom had spilled the beans to the faculty, but clearly I was mistaken.

"Come, youthful girl!" he came closer and closer.

I narrowed my eye, still moving away from him. "Come where?" I asked. My voice was completely toneless, blank.

He stretched out his arms, as if he was going to hug me. "To paradise~," he said.

I shuddered. "What kind of paradise?" I asked with a voice billions more calm then I felt.

"The kind where I exist~," he said. His eyes began to twinkle.

I bolted.

"Ah!" he cried in surprise. I was already at the other side of the gym.

I heard snickers from the crowd.

"Come back, my youthful student!" he cried. He began to run after me.

I ran away, across the gym. "HELL NO!" I yelled behind my back.

"Oh!" he cried. "Such un-youthful language!"

The rest of the class broke out in laughter as they watched me being chased around the gym by that creepy teacher.

"Go Sakura-chan!" I heard Naruto calling.

Naruto's POV

Sakura-chan and Hinata were best friends by the end of first bell. Sakura-chan never paid any attention to anyone but Hinata. That is, until third bell, P.E. She didn't really have much of a choice, to tell the truth.

Today, we were supposed to be having a kickball tournament. But it never happened.

"My youthful students," said Guy-sensei. "Today, we shall be participating in a youthful contest of-YOUTHFUL MAMA!" he exclaimed in surprise as he set his round eyes on Sakura-chan. She was in the gym uniform (black shorts and a white shirt with KHS on it), but she still stood out.

No one else had pink hair in pigtails. And no one else wore an eye patch. Not even Kakashi, who wore a mask.

"W-Why are you blemishing your youth, youthful student?" Guy-sensei asked Sakura-chan. He took a step forward, and I couldn't blame her for taking a step back. Tears began to pour down his face like miniature waterfalls. "Don't be frightened!" he called. "I am here to help you!"

Sakura-chan took another step backwards.

Guy-sensei continued to move closer to her, as she moved further away, until she'd backed up into the wall.

"There is no reason to ruin your youth!" he called at her. "You may find you want attention, but wearing an eye patch without reason and dying your hair pink is not the right way to do it!"

That was when I started wondering. Why was Sakura-chan's hair pink? And why did she wear that eye patch? Somehow, she didn't strike me as the type of person to wear it for attention or to look like a pirate.

Sakura-chan's un-patched eye twitched in annoyance, and she began to slide sideways.

"Come, youthful girl!" he cried dramatically, stepping towards Sakura-chan more and more.

Sakura-chan's emerald eye narrowed in mistrust as she continued to edge away from the gym teacher. "Come where?" she asked in a calm, emotionless voice. The only person she seemed to use emotion with so far was Hinata.

Guy-sensei stretched out his arms, preparing to embrace her. "To paradise~" he said.

Poor Sakura-chan shuddered. "What kind of paradise?" she asked calmly.

"The kind where I exist~," Guy-sensei said, eyes twinkling. For some reason I got really angry.

But then the anger faded. Sakura-chan bolted to the opposite side of the room. Damn, she was fast!

"Ah!" Guy-sensei cried in surprise.

People began to laugh a bit; this was just too funny.

"Come back, my youthful student!" he cried. He started running after her.

Sakura began running away. "HELL NO!" she yelled at him.

"Oh!" said Guy-sensei in surprise. "Such un-youthful language!"

Everybody started laughing as they watched the chase continue.

"Go Sakura-chan!" I yelled in encouragement.

She shot a glare at me but kept on running. The kids began chanting Sakura-chan's name, even Lee, who was extremely close to him.

I don't know how, but somehow Sakura-chan ended up running away while carrying Hinata. It was plain bizarre. No one knew how the heck poor Hinata had gotten involved.

Sakura's POV

The entire class began chanting my name. Hinata-chan came running at me. I think she was trying to help, but she was about to get run over by Guy, so I ended up carrying her around with me as I ran away from that lunatic of a teacher.

"Are you okay, Hinata-chan?" I asked her.

Hinata-chan smiled sweetly, blushing a bit. "Yes," she said.

Then the whole room went quiet. Guy stopped chasing us. They were all blushing madly. I didn't get it.

"Y-Yuri…," I heard some guy I didn't know say, before fainting with a nosebleed.

The bell rang and the period ended in complete confusion.

A/N: For those of you who don't know what Yuri is, its girlxgirl stuff, the female equivalent of Yaoi, okay? Not that this is a SakuHina fanfic (although I must admit I have no problems with that pairing!), it was just something that sorta happened.^^' Anyways, that's the end of chapter 2~!^^ Please review guys! XD