Chapter 2

Neal is standing in front of Rafael's 'St. George and the Dragon." He is in a strangely bright museum. It has bright white walls, ceiling and floor. All the paintings are framed in black and the statues are on black pedestal.

St. George and the dragon speak to Neal, "Take me, take me, I want to be yours."

Neal, smiles then hesitates and talks to himself, "I shouldn't but there are no guards and Peter isn't here."

All the items are saying, "Take me, take me, I want to be yours."

Neal reaches out and touches the Rafael. A loud alarm starts to blare and lights flicker red and blue. Neal takes off and runs through the first door he comes to. He runs down the hall. Suddenly it turns into a rabbit hole. He gets to a door but it is confusing to open because it looks like a surrealistic artist made it.

He gets frustrated and says, "How do you OPEN this DOOR."

The door opens. The door smile and replies, "All you have to do is ask."

"Okay," Neal responds. "Thanks."

Neal walks through the door into surrealistic wonderland. The door closes. Neal looks around and thinks this place is effed up.

Neal shakes his head and says, "There has to be a crack fairy around."

A little brightly lit fairy flies pass him. He runs after it into the strange land.

At the same time Mozzie is sitting on a park bench reading a newspaper. He notices there are Fed looking people all through the park. He tries not to look suspicious but the harder he tries the more suspicious he looks. Suddenly a strange encircles him from above. He and the light vanish, suddenly.

Mozzie is now sitting on a metal chair in a pitch dark room. A spotlight flicks on right into his eyes.

"I didn't do it. You can't prove it." Mozzie yells defending himself.

A high pitched voice asks, "Where is it?"

"Where is what?" Mozzie answers with a question.

"It, where is it?" The high pitched voice repeats.

"What it?" Mozzie answers confused.

"No, where is it?" The high pitched voice answers.

Mozzie is confused and asks, "Where is what?"

A crack fairy flies up, hits Mozzie and screams, "You don't ask the questions here!"

Mozzie screams, "A fugly crack fairy."

There is high pitched laughter.

Meanwhile in the Burke's dream Peter and Elizabeth are on a beach looking for something or someone. They are flipping over massive shells, sea glass, rocks and drift wood together.

"He's here someplace," Peter says. "He had to of taken it."

"Why would Neal take it and why would be here?" El asks.

"It's what Neal does. He takes things then he runs." Peter replies. "He would be here because he likes beaches. They're beautiful, lazy and fun. That's what Neal likes."

They come to a massive sea star. They struggle with it but they get over to reveal a tunnel. They see a small moving light in the tunnel.

"That has to be him." Peter insists.

"I wish Satchimo was here," El comments.

"I couldn't find him. Neal probably took him, too. Let's go." Peter insists.

The Burkes climb down into the tunnel and pull out flashlights. They start following the light through a maze with questions on doors that need to be answered before entering.