Hi! Well, all the questions are heard about Shadow being gay are surprising. Don't worry he's not…though there will random awkward moments :P. And I do know that Amy is not Sonic's sister. BTW, There is as character introduced, but not in this chapter and she is property of Moonlight! I don't own her. I will never own anything! Except maybe…no I won't own anything .'. I do own all the other OCs included in this fiction though. Hmm… now who to pair with Sonic…I got it! Knuckle-
Knuckles (pulls out a shotgun): Not happening! BLAM.
DA Sly: Pain…
Disclaimer: I do not own Sega. I don't own Sonic. Hell I don't own anything except this computer :P!
Chapter 2
Shadow once again, for the third time that day, stood in one place not knowing what to do. Sonic had left him to go to see a friend of his, leaving Shadow to do whatever. Shadow sighed and tried to gather his thoughts.
'Okay…I have a gay roommate, his creepy sister, a bat and an echidna for friends, and I don't know where the goddamn bathroom is! Pretty weird start…' Shadow sweat dropped. 'Maybe I'll go see what Knuckles is up to…' Shadow warmed up to this idea, and exited the room. Shadow wandered the dorms aimlessly for a couple minutes looking for the correct room number. He had wandered down the hall and back when he realized the room was three doors down from his. Shadow couldn't help but mentally smack himself. He knocked.
"What." A voice wrung from inside.
"Knuckles?" Shadow asked hesitantly.
"Who is dis?"
"Um…Shadow." Shadow scratched his head. The door opened up a little bit and an eye revealed itself.
"Ey get in 'ere." The same voice said. The door opened up all the revealing an unconscious body. Shadow shrunk back.
"Oh don't mind him. He ain't hurtin' no one now." The same cheery voice came from the confines of the room. Shadow stepped over the body and into the room. The room was pretty much the same as his, though Knuckles' side was much tidier. The other side was a hellhole. There were random gun shot impacts all over it, there was a bloody handprint trailing over the bed, and someone had teared the wallpaper with a knife. Someone placed a hand on Shadow's shoulder causing him to jump. When he turned around he shrunk back from the creature that violated his gaze. The white hedgehog had patches of black fur all over his body. One eye was twitching permanently while the other was observing Shadow. They were a shade of steel blue. His quills were wild and untamed and he had a knife in his left hand. Shadow continued to back up till he touch the wall. Then the scary hedgehog threw his head back and laughed. It was a surprisingly warm laugh.
"Yeh everyone gots that reaction when they see me. But I'm perfectly harmless. Unless you piss me off. That guy over there found out the hard way." Shadow looked at the bloody handprint.
"I see what you mean…Where's Knuckles?" Shadow asked. At that moment Knuckles stalked in.
"Shadow! Buddy! What…what are you doing here exactly?" Shadow stared at the strange hedgehog and shrugged. "I see you've met Craze. He's normally a nice calm person. Just never ask him about guns, or about his life. Or play classical music or say 'cheese'." Craze's head snapped up the exact second Knuckles uttered cheese. He started laughing maniacally screaming cheese at the top of his lungs and dived to his closet. He swiftly drew a magnum and proceeded to load it. That's when Knuckles smacked him, and as if by magic, he stopped and seemed confused at why exactly he was holding his Magnum. Knuckles was about explain what happened when Shadow interrupted.
"You went crazy when Knuckles said cheese!" Craze stared at him for a second before…
"Cheese! Muhahahahaha! Cheese! I killa you all with Cheese! Bwahaha! Cheesy cheese cheese!" Knuckles sighed and smacked him again. Craze fainted and fell onto his bed.
"Aw man! Now you broke him!" Shadow smiled sheepishly.
"Oops." Shadow muttered. "Well I think I'll…go."
"Well see you then." Knuckles said sitting down at the desk and opening up a book. Unfortunately Shadow forgot about the guy on the ground and tripped over him on his way out. He got with as much dignity he could muster and shuffled down the hall.
'It's been a long day…At least I can sleep so I can wake up in time for the residence introduction tomorrow morning.' Shadow thought dreamily about the bed in his room, with its pillows and warm blanket. When he twisted the doorknob it was open so Sonic must have been in.
" Hey bud!" Shadow chirped happily. Sonic looked up from whatever he was looking at and smiled.
"You wanna know something?" Sonic asked.
"Um…what?" Shadow asked absent-mindedly. Sonic held up a teddy bear. Shadow sat up and stared at it.
"I didn't know you slept with a teddy bear! And you named it Alfred too. How cute." Shadow made a grab for the bear.
"You were looking through my stuff!" Shadow accused as Sonic held the bear out of his reach.
"I also found Sergeant Fuzzykins." Sonic smiled holding up a yellow stuffed rabbit. Shadow made a grab for it. Sonic held both out his reach.
"Are you one of those people who sleeps with a night light? Huh? Y'know bright bright? So that the bedbugs don't come and bite bite?" Sonic chuckled. Shadow growled and tackled him making them both land roughly onto Sonic's bed. There was a resounding crack through the dorm and the bed collapsed. Shadow retrieved the stuffed animals and got of Sonic due to the awkward positioning they had landed in. Sonic stared at the trashed bed. There was no hope in hell of him being able to sleep on it. Shadow laughed and started to get his bed ready. Then he slipped in with Alfred and Sergeant Fuzzykins.
"G'night." Shadow called cheerfully. Sonic stared in disbelief.
"God has a sick sense of humor…Shadow can I share with you?" Sonic asked. Shadow opened one eye.
"Why? Afraid the bed bugs are going to bite bite?" Shadow mocked.
"Ok I'm sorry. Can I share now?" Sonic asked annoyed.
"Yes you can share…" Sonic had a hopeful look. "…with the floor."
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" Sonic growled. Shadow nodded.
"But if your in there and I'm here we can't snuggle!" Sonic said jokingly. There was a awkward silence.
"Alright that was a bad joke. A reeeally bad joke. Now let me in!" Sonic shook Shadow.
"Are you even awake? Come on! This isn't funny! Please!"
DA Sly: So ends another chapter.
Craze: CHEESE! CHEEESE!
Knuckles: Don't mind him. Review!
