chrom is the first to speak. "i am... i am going to be... father," he sobs, but it is a happy sob and not a sad gay one because chrom is not gay and he always wanted to be a daddy! babies are cute, they look like tiny shriveled old men. chrom can't wait to have his own tiny shriveled old man.

he helps robin onto his feet. "come," chrom says. "let us return home. since you are having my spawn it only makes sense for you to live with us now. he'll be riding with you frederick."

frederick's cool black and red horse named edgescar barks.

they set off home. in the distance a town spontaniously combusts. chrom looks back and squints his eyes at it but then shrugs his shoulders, he doesn't really care about them. they are not having his tiny shriveled old man. the others are blissfully unaware of it like a used tissue on the floor.

soon enough they reach the castle.

"welcome to my sex dungeon" chrom husks in a buff voice and robin faints and falls off of edgescar because chrom is so manly and robin is like a woman and fainting is what women do

the townspeople look at chrom's onesie-less body and robin's lack of pants and shoot judgemental lasers from their eyes. chrom deflects the lasers with his pecs and they fly back and kill the townspeople. they explode into little, but not too little chunks. the chunks were just the right size. goodbye townspeople.

after hoisting an unconscious robin over his shoulder the group continues on their way.

once inside chrom drops robin who hits the floor like shawty who got them apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur

"hey emm check this out i knocked some bitch up" chrom calls. emmerynnnyn crab walks over to him and gives him a high five with one of her claws