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And cross-over-lover232, no worry! Good cooks are coming soon!
America's manual: http: / www. fanfiction .net/s /6547042/1/ALFRED_F_JONES_User_Guide_and_Manual
Canada's manual: http: / www. fanfiction .net/s /6414119/1/MATTHEW_WILLIAMS_User_Guide_and_Manual
Italy's manual:
http: / www. fanfiction .net/s /6233405/1/FELICIANO_VARGAS_User_Guide_and_Manual
Don't own…still want a Hetalia unit…
The next day I woke up I was greeted by a burning smell coming from the kitchen.
I quickly ran in to find Arthur wearing an apron and standing there holding a plate of burnt…something.
"…what is that?" I asked.
"Well I was looking around your kitchen and I found this little brown box full of recipes. So I decided to try one."
"…you used one of MAMUA'S RECIPES?"
Let's just say that he's NEVER doing something like that again.
When we got back from taking Sadie to the park (and hitting up McDonald's on the way back which Arthur ranting about how bad it is and how I'm going to kill myself and Sadie because of it.) there were three large boxes sitting in front of the door.
"What kind of company sends three things like this at the same time?" I asked.
"I don't know. Anyway do you know who it is?"
"Uh…let me check." Then I went over and started looking through the manuals.
"Well it's FELICIANO VARGAS, Yay Italy!...MATTHEW WILLIAMS, Canada!"
When I mentioned Canada Arthur asked, "Who?"
"Oh you know the big landmass above the country you're now in. And you actually raised him for a few years and..."
"Fine! No need to act like that. Now who's in the last one?"
I looked at the manual and then looked at Arthur and smirked, "ALFRED F. JONES."
"….Bloody hell! Not him." Then he started ranting while I looked through Alfred's manual.
"Hey Iggy! Come over here and start talking loudly to the box!"
"WHY ME?"
"Because I can't do a Russian accent to save my life, and I conveniently have someone with a British accent right here!"
"Only if you wake up Matthew first. I need someone else with me if I'm going to have to deal with Alfred."
"What about me?"
"…you're right up there with Alfred."
"Cool!" Then I started looking through Matthew's manual, out of the corner of my eye I saw Arthur face-palm.
"Can you speak French?" I asked.
That set him off, "WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD I LEARN THE LECEROUS FROG'S LANUGAGE?"
Then we heard loud laughter coming from America's box just as the box broke.
"Grazie Iggy!"
"You brat! You tricked me!" He yelled at me.
"Yep! You really need to pay more attention to things Iggy."
Then Alfred perked up and said, "yeah Iggy! The chick's right! But….uh…who is she?"
"ALFRED! That's rude! Apologize to her this instant!"
When I saw that Arthur was getting ready to strangle Alfred I jumped in and said to Alfred, "nah, it's cool! I'm Marie. One of your awesome and heroic citizens!"
"AWESOME!" Alfred cried as he high-fived me.
Then Arthur put his head in his hands and starting whining saying, "oh, bloody hell! Now there's two of them!"
"Hey, I don't act like him all the time! I act like Italy and Romano too!" I said smiling. "Does that make you feel better?"
He gave me a you're-an-idiot look and simply said, "No."
"Too bad then!" I chirped and then went back to looking at Matthew's manual.
AS I looked through it my eyes lit up when I saw option 4.
"Hey Al?" I asked Alfred as he turned around to look at me. "Can you help me move your brother's box over to the TV in my neighbor's garage?"
"SURE!" Then he grabbed the box and carried it over.
"Um…what are you doing?" Arthur asked. But when I showed him the manual he stared at me and said, "Wouldn't that destroy their garage?"
I smiled back and said, "No clue!" Then I happily skipped over and turned on a hockey game.
Then the box broke into a million pieces (why do those boxes always do that? They need to be made better!) as a hockey-obsessed Canadian broke free and raced to the TV.
"Welp! Since he's now gone to the world…Time for Italy!" Then I started looking through Italy's manual.
"Wow, who knew Italy could be sadistic..Yep! Don't wanna see that! Okay..How to wake him up…I guess I will show restraint and not pull the hair curl…I hate doing the mature thing."
So because I couldn't do the fun one, I borrowed (hey! I'm going to bring it back!) one of my neighbor's portable camping boilers and started boiling the water.
Sure enough after a couple of seconds there was a large pound on the box and then sobbing.
"Hey, you okay in there?" I asked.
"Ve~ I-it's really dark a-and scary in here!"
"Well hold on for a sec! We'll get you out!" But then I realized that the other three had broken out of theirs so I had no clue how to actually open it.
Probably sensing that I was coming up with another bad idea Arthur coughed and said, "You do know that it says 'open on this side', right?"
I looked and saw it. "OH! So it does!" Then I went over and opened it…and was glomped.
"Ve~ grazie for saving me! It was really really scary in there!" Then he let go and said "Ciao! I'm Feliciano Vargas! What's your name?"
"Mine's Marie, the boxer is Sadie, and you probably already know this guy." I said while pointing at each person in turn.
"Si! Of course I do! Ciao Arthur!" Feliciano said as he waved at Arthur.
"Well Alfred and Matthew are here too they're watching a..never mind! Here they come now!"
"Yo Feli! What's up dude!" Alfred cheerfully said with Matthew walking behind him and hold Kumajiro (oh, yeah…I forgot to get him out didn't I?).
"I'm great!" He answered back.
While those two were talking Matthew walked over to me and timidly said, "um..hel-hello. I-I'm Matthew Williams. What's your name?"
"It's Marie! And don't worry about me confusing you with Al! well…except for in the morning when I'm half asleep but let's face it, I'd get Feli and his brother confused with each other then!"
When I said that he did look happier and a little confused.
When I saw that Arthur was getting ready to strangle Alfred, again, I whistled to get their attention and then said, "Welp! Now that introductions are out of the way..TIME FOR PANCAKES AND PASTA! SO LET'S GET CRACKIN'!", while adding a fist pump at the end.
They all had different reactions when I said that. Alfred, Matthew, and Feliciano looked happy…and Arthur looked pissed.
"WHAT? YOU REFUSE TO EAT MY COOKING WHEN I OFFERED IT TO YOU YET YOU DECIDED TO HAVE THEM COOK? AND YOU DON'T EVEN ASK THEM FIRST?" yep..he was pissed.
"oh, right!" Then I turned to Feliciano and Matthew and asked, "hey, you two mind cooking?"
"Ve~ of course I don't! Pasta sounds good!"
"um…yeah…I can make some pancakes. I don't mind."
"And then we're all good! See! No problems Iggy!"
Apparently he did have some problems with it…especially when he started chasing me all around the neighborhood yelling at me.
Wow, two chapters in and I pissed Iggy off twice (or was it more than that?). AW WELL! Tsunderes are fun to piss off! XD
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