Stuck With YOU
Chapter Two
By Mrs Prongs
Disclaimer: Riiight. I'm JK Rowling and you're a fuzzy pink monkey.
Note: Just for the record, they are in the beginning of their seventh year.
**
James took Lily by the arm and started dragging her towards Hogwarts.
"Why are we going back up there?! Someone will definitely spot us now! Especially since we're crossing the grounds IN MID AFTERNOON!," Lily screamed at James as she tried to get his hand off of her forearm.
"Well, if they don't see us, they're sure to hear us with your loud mouth. Just be quiet and blend in," James said with a look of determination on his face as he headed for the castle.
"Blend in?"
"Yes."
"BLEND IN?! How the hell am I supposed to "blend in" with GRASS?," she yelled, only a little more quiet than before.
"Lily, please," he said in an exasperated tone.
"Fine. Only because my throat is starting to get sore."
About five minutes later James and Lily were three feet away from the doors to the Entrance Hall. They hadn't spoken a word to eachother other than the occasional muttering of 'I'm going to kill Sirius' under their breath.
"Did you hear that?," Lily said, stopping and taking a look around her.
"Hear what?"
As if on cue, there was a loud thud coming from the other side of the door.
"That."
James looked at her as if she were stupid, "Yes, Lily, I heard it that time."
"Well, go see what it is."
"No," he stated, looking appalled, "you go. You heard it first."
"Why are we getting so worked up over a sound?"
"I don't know, but on the count of three, we'll both push open the doors."
"Okay," Lily agreed reluctantly.
"One...Two...,"
"THREE!"
James and Lily pushed open the doors, only to find Peeves hovering above throwing water balloons around.
"SOMEONE COME QUICK! I FOUND LILY EVANS!," Peeves screamed at the top of his lungs.
Ignoring him, they quickly turned left.
"Now where are we going?," Lily asked.
"You'll see." James answered. They walked past at least a dozen class rooms before James stopped.
"It's a wall," Lily stated dully.
"Yes, but it's no ordinary wall."
With that said, James took his wand and muttered a charm. Suddenly, a wooden door appeared. Before Lily could ask any questions, James pulled her inside with her inside with him.
"Where are we?"
"In a hidey-spot, of course," he said triumphantly.
Lily just rolled her eyes.
"James, I'm serious."
James's eyes widened. "You're Sirius?!," he said, sounding astonished, "Well, if you're Sirius, then who were you having sex with in the Three Broomsticks?"
Lily hit him on the arm. "You know what I mean."
"Ow, that hurt, but we're in a closet that obviously everyone else in Hogwarts knows about except you."
Lily ignored the "except you" part. "Well," Lily said slowly, "If everyone else knows about it, then why are we in here?"
In the same tone of voice Lily used, James answered, "Because everyone would have checked here already. I mean, the game has been going on for," he checked his watch, "four hours."
"Oh."
About twenty minutes later, they heard voices outside of the closet.
"It's Sirius!," James exclaimed in a hushed tone, "and those two Ravenclaws!"
"I thought you said everyone would have already checked here," Lily said angrily.
"Well, I'm not a mind reader, you know."
"URGH!, YOU IDIOT!," Lily screamed at the top of her lungs. After realizing what she had done she clapped her hand against her mouth.
"See girls, I told you they were here," Sirius said with a tone of satisfaction.
Lily crumpled up in a ball and tried not to think of the consequences that would come if Sirius and the other two girls tried to fit in the closet with her and James.
"Oh, Siri, you're so smart," one of the girls, and James had a good idea who, said dreamily.
Lily gagged and James tried to keep from laughing.
"Now if I can only remember that charm," Sirius muttered.
At this James and Lily both started laughing uncontrollably. Well, more James than Lily, but she was have her fair share of giggling.
"Hey, Sirius!?," James asked (well, yelled).
"SHUT UP, PRONGS!," Sirius screamed.
"Oh, Sirius, just give up now. You can't open the door, so that means you can't find us." Lily said.
"LILY!? I though you were my friend," Sirius said, sounding hurt.
"How can you expect me to be your friend when you got me into this mess?"
"Well, you know what, I'm just going to find someone who KNOWS the spell to get this door open," he said, "and you know what that means, Lils?" Before she could answer, Sirius finished, "That means, eventually, YOU LOSE," he ended with a huff, and stormed off. James assumed the Ravenclaw girls followed him.
"Bye James," said Stephanie, the one who clearly fancied him.
"Byeeee!," he answered in a cheery tone. Moments later she was gone.
"Well," he said, "time to find a new hidey-pot."
Lily rolled her eyes. "Fine. As long as you stop calling it a hidey-pot." With that, James opened the closet, grabbed her arm, and set down the hall again.
Chapter Two
By Mrs Prongs
Disclaimer: Riiight. I'm JK Rowling and you're a fuzzy pink monkey.
Note: Just for the record, they are in the beginning of their seventh year.
**
James took Lily by the arm and started dragging her towards Hogwarts.
"Why are we going back up there?! Someone will definitely spot us now! Especially since we're crossing the grounds IN MID AFTERNOON!," Lily screamed at James as she tried to get his hand off of her forearm.
"Well, if they don't see us, they're sure to hear us with your loud mouth. Just be quiet and blend in," James said with a look of determination on his face as he headed for the castle.
"Blend in?"
"Yes."
"BLEND IN?! How the hell am I supposed to "blend in" with GRASS?," she yelled, only a little more quiet than before.
"Lily, please," he said in an exasperated tone.
"Fine. Only because my throat is starting to get sore."
About five minutes later James and Lily were three feet away from the doors to the Entrance Hall. They hadn't spoken a word to eachother other than the occasional muttering of 'I'm going to kill Sirius' under their breath.
"Did you hear that?," Lily said, stopping and taking a look around her.
"Hear what?"
As if on cue, there was a loud thud coming from the other side of the door.
"That."
James looked at her as if she were stupid, "Yes, Lily, I heard it that time."
"Well, go see what it is."
"No," he stated, looking appalled, "you go. You heard it first."
"Why are we getting so worked up over a sound?"
"I don't know, but on the count of three, we'll both push open the doors."
"Okay," Lily agreed reluctantly.
"One...Two...,"
"THREE!"
James and Lily pushed open the doors, only to find Peeves hovering above throwing water balloons around.
"SOMEONE COME QUICK! I FOUND LILY EVANS!," Peeves screamed at the top of his lungs.
Ignoring him, they quickly turned left.
"Now where are we going?," Lily asked.
"You'll see." James answered. They walked past at least a dozen class rooms before James stopped.
"It's a wall," Lily stated dully.
"Yes, but it's no ordinary wall."
With that said, James took his wand and muttered a charm. Suddenly, a wooden door appeared. Before Lily could ask any questions, James pulled her inside with her inside with him.
"Where are we?"
"In a hidey-spot, of course," he said triumphantly.
Lily just rolled her eyes.
"James, I'm serious."
James's eyes widened. "You're Sirius?!," he said, sounding astonished, "Well, if you're Sirius, then who were you having sex with in the Three Broomsticks?"
Lily hit him on the arm. "You know what I mean."
"Ow, that hurt, but we're in a closet that obviously everyone else in Hogwarts knows about except you."
Lily ignored the "except you" part. "Well," Lily said slowly, "If everyone else knows about it, then why are we in here?"
In the same tone of voice Lily used, James answered, "Because everyone would have checked here already. I mean, the game has been going on for," he checked his watch, "four hours."
"Oh."
About twenty minutes later, they heard voices outside of the closet.
"It's Sirius!," James exclaimed in a hushed tone, "and those two Ravenclaws!"
"I thought you said everyone would have already checked here," Lily said angrily.
"Well, I'm not a mind reader, you know."
"URGH!, YOU IDIOT!," Lily screamed at the top of her lungs. After realizing what she had done she clapped her hand against her mouth.
"See girls, I told you they were here," Sirius said with a tone of satisfaction.
Lily crumpled up in a ball and tried not to think of the consequences that would come if Sirius and the other two girls tried to fit in the closet with her and James.
"Oh, Siri, you're so smart," one of the girls, and James had a good idea who, said dreamily.
Lily gagged and James tried to keep from laughing.
"Now if I can only remember that charm," Sirius muttered.
At this James and Lily both started laughing uncontrollably. Well, more James than Lily, but she was have her fair share of giggling.
"Hey, Sirius!?," James asked (well, yelled).
"SHUT UP, PRONGS!," Sirius screamed.
"Oh, Sirius, just give up now. You can't open the door, so that means you can't find us." Lily said.
"LILY!? I though you were my friend," Sirius said, sounding hurt.
"How can you expect me to be your friend when you got me into this mess?"
"Well, you know what, I'm just going to find someone who KNOWS the spell to get this door open," he said, "and you know what that means, Lils?" Before she could answer, Sirius finished, "That means, eventually, YOU LOSE," he ended with a huff, and stormed off. James assumed the Ravenclaw girls followed him.
"Bye James," said Stephanie, the one who clearly fancied him.
"Byeeee!," he answered in a cheery tone. Moments later she was gone.
"Well," he said, "time to find a new hidey-pot."
Lily rolled her eyes. "Fine. As long as you stop calling it a hidey-pot." With that, James opened the closet, grabbed her arm, and set down the hall again.
