A/N: OMG OMG OMG I GOT SEVEN REVIEWS FOR ONE CHAPTER?!
I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM
Thank you so much X3 Normally I get nothing, only like, one review a chapter. BUT SEVEN?! *squeal*
Okay then. I'm not sure about this chapter- lots of dialogue, lots of characterization. So... yeah.
The Umbreon- who, apparently, was Germany- widened his eyes in surprise. "Italy?! You spoke in front of them?!"
The Braviary with a weird curled feather sticking out of his head laughed loudly and said, "Ha! Yo, dude, I told you Italy couldn't keep his mouth shut!" then proceeding to laugh again, causing the three travelers to jump again. Another talking Pokemon? Can they all talk?
A Persian next to him huffed. "Oh, shut up America. It's not as if you could've done any better." The Persian sounded gentlemanly, with a clipped accent.
The Braviary- whose name was America, according to the Persian- turned angrily to the Persian. "Shut up dude! At least my cooking doesn't taste like petrified couch stuffing!"
Brock raised an eyebrow. They can cook?
A growl began to form in the throat of the Persian as he crouched slightly, ready to attack America, before the Roserade interrupted him.
"Seriously you two. We have more pressing matters than kitty England's terrible cooking," the Roserade scoffed, causing the Persian named England to swipe at him, the Roserade jumping swiftly out of the way.
"Shut up you frog!" England hissed. "You don't know anything about my cooking! At least I don't look like a bouquet of flowers!"
America interjected with his own opinion. "Actually, dude, I think France looks more like one of those 'Three Musketeers' but, like, flower-themed or something."
The Roserade, France, laughed. "Onhonhonhon~, but I still look magnificent, no? No matter what form I'm in, I'm always gorgeous. Unlike the two of you." he added, motioning toward England and America.
England looked like he wanted to choke France, and the Mienshao with red markings spoke up. "Will you guys stop fighting, aru?! You guys are so immature, aru!"
Both England and France, who were already fighting and kicking up a lot dust while trying to strangle each other, yelled "Stay out of this, China!"
Japan, who was watching Italy sob over an awkward Germany, an obnoxious America laughing, and an angry China scream at a brawling and messy England and France, sighed wearily, as if this happened all the time.
A Dragonite (who was wearing a large pink scarf for some apparent reason) laughed ominously, a purple aura forming around him as he looked at the Absol. "Kolkolkolkol... Japan, you will become one with Mother Russia, da?"
Brock watched, surprised and interested, as the various different Pokemon interacted (or fought, depending on how you want to look at it) with one another, his curiosity quipped at the sight of completely different Pokemon from various Regions acting in ways he's never seen done by Pokemon.
But what do you expect from talking Pokemon? he mentally added. Of course Pokemon that could talk would act differently. Take Meowth, for example, he thought, the clever yet cowardly Pokemon coming to mind.
On the other hand Ash and Dawn were taking it differently. Their mouths (as well as their Pokemon's) were hanging wide open, attracting any bug-type Pokemon that may have buzzed into their area.
Dawn broke the silence between the three of them that had formed when the Umbreon first spoke. "So... they all could talk?"
Ash managed to snap his jaw closed after his initial shock. "I... I guess so..."
They turned their attention to the group of Pokemon, and noticed that the Umbreon was clenching his teeth and squeezing his eyes in frustration at the chaos before him, obviously trying to keep himself together.
Not too soon the bickering and the fighting became too much for the Umbreon, so, throwing his head upwards, he screamed, "EVERYVONE SHUT UP!"
All fighting came to a halt as the rest of the Pokemon, even France and England, stopped and stared at the Umbreon, who was still panting loudly at his outburst.
"Germany!?" France and England said simultaneously, still frozen in their fighting positions, as Germany whipped around to face the rest of his group.
"Ve have more important things to do zan sit around here and argue about how ve look and England's bad cooking." England objected with a "Hey! That's not true!" but was ignored as Germany kept going. "As ve all know, zese three people here are possibly ze only ones that could help us with our... predicament."
Ash widened his eyes. "You mean us?" he asked in disbelief.
England huffed, looking at Ash squarely in the eyes. "You're bloody brilliant." he grumbled sarcastically, and Ash raised a fist, saying "Hey!" This didn't seem to faze the Persian, who instead just smirked.
Germany shot a glance to England before turning to the three travelers. "Yes. Vat you heard is true. Ve need your help."
Brock spoke up. "With what?"
The group shared some uneasy looks (not including Italy, who was just smiling cluelessly into space), and Germany looked at the three travelers awkwardly. It was obvious they were hiding something.
"Vell, um-" Germany began before Brock shook his head, cutting him off.
"No, it's okay. Would it be better if you all just introduced yourselves first?" Brock suggested, and there was some relief in Germany's eyes as he nodded curtly.
"Yes, perhaps it vould." he turned around and swept his paw towards the Pokemon that were assembled. "Vell... ve are-"
"The Axis and Allies!" America pronounced, interrupting an annoyed Germany. He pointed a wing at himself, practically beaming. "I'm the HERO!"
"Yes, yes you are," Germany said, then sighed. "Zat's America, the self proclaimed leader of the Allies. Zough," he added, taking a sideway glance at the Braviary, "Ze majority of us vould like to differ."
"Hey!" America exclaimed, but Germany had already moved to the next Pokemon.
"Here is Japan." Germany nodded to the Absol, who gave a slight bow to the humans. "He is one of the Axis Powers."
"Herro there." Japan said politely. "I am Japan. Nice to meet you."
Germany tuned to Italy, who was sound asleep on the ground next to him, and patted him lightly on the head.
"Zis here, as you may already know, is Italy. Another member of the Axis." As if on cue, while still asleep, Italy threw a paw in the air and yelled "Pasta!"
Ash, Brock, and Dawn looked at him in surprise as he put his paw back down and resumed sleeping as if nothing ever happened. They turned back to Germany, who just sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, he does that all the time. Ve don't know vy, zough. And," he added, "I am Germany, ze zird member of the Axis Powers."
"Axis? Allies? What are those? You keep mentioning them." Ash said, and the Pokemon again shared the same worried looks they had before. It was obviously another touchy subject they didn't want to talk about, and Brock was starting to get slightly suspicious.
"Ve'll tell you about zat later." Germany muttered, absent-mindedly creating circles in the dirt with his right paw.
Next to him, America hit him hard on the back, causing Germany to grunt slightly. "Don't worry, German dude! I'll take over! After all, I am the HERO!"
Dawn giggled a little and elbowed Ash playfully. "He kinda sounds like you, Ash," she joked, and in return he elbowed her harder.
"Shut up, you git," England grumbled to America, then turned to the travelers and nodded curtly. "Hello there. I am England. The most mature-" he shot a glare at America, France, Russia, and China, directed mostly to America- "-of the Allied Powers."
The Roserade stepped forward, striking a pose, causing England to roll his eyes and mutter something incomprehensible under his breath.
"Bonjour, Madame... I am France," he crooned, throwing a rose that appeared out of nowhere to Dawn, who blushed slightly. "You are very beautiful, no?"
England glared at him. "Stop flirting with the poor girl, you cheesy monkey!"
France shrugged nonchalantly, obviously not very sorry. "Sorry, Angleterre, but how could I resist such a beautiful thing?"
It almost seemed as if the two were going to wrestle again, but, before they could, China pushed himself forwards.
"I am China, aru," the Mienshao said, introducing himself.
Russia smiled creepily, sending chills down everyone's back. "And I am Russia!" He turned to China. "China, you will become one with Mother Russia, da?"
China widened his eyes in fear and inched away from Russia. "Get away from me, aru!"
Russia just smiled again. "No matter. One day you will all become one with Mother Russia." China just shuddered in response.
Next to him, England seemed to be thinking and counting, despite his lack of fingers. "Me, America, France, Russia, China..." he turned to Germany. "Hey, Germany, aren't we missing someone? One of the Allies?"
The Umbreon shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe you should recount?"
Before England could reply, however, a quiet voice from the back spoke up. "Uh, I think you guys forgot me."
A Togekiss they never noticed before shyly pushed his way forwards, blushing.
America laughed. "Hey, Canadia!"
"Who?" the other Pokemon asked, turning to America, and the Togekiss sighed.
"I'm Canada..."
"...Oh!" England exclaimed. "I remember you! Kinda," he added, and Canada smiled wearily.
"It's okay," he said in his whispery voice, then turned to Ash, Brock, and Dawn.
"Hi, I'm Canada. Nice to meet you, eh?"
Ash, Brock, and Dawn, as well as their Pokemon, smiled back. "Nice to meet you!"
However, in his mind, Brock's thoughts were whirling. These... Pokemon. There's something more to all of them, not just the Eevee, Italy, he realized. But I can't tell exactly what.
Well, whatever it is, we're in for something big.
A/N: THIS MUST HAVE BEEN THE HARDEST THING FOR ME TO WRITE, PEOPLE. HAPPY?! This... was... so... hard... to... keep... them... all... sorta... in... character... *collapse*
And I can't speak French. I only know English and understand some Tagalog. WHICH IS SAD 'CAUSE TAGALOG WAS MY FIRST LANGUAGE! So please pardon my writing. But I'm planning on taking it in 10th grade...
And I can't write accents either T.T Please forgive me T.T
And I suck at cliffies
And China is hard to write, too
And sorry if this sucks
And I hate writing this (kinda)
And I kinda copied others ideas of what the other nation's Pokemon should be
And I'm so unoriginal
And Hetalia is awesome
And I really need to get writing now...
-PaintingMornings
