After everyone had packed their bags, of course with some grumbles about being separated with their lovers (or in Hidan's case, being put with), they headed to the main attraction.
The hot springs.
They had booked a private mixed-bath natural onsen. There was some decorative artificial rocks along the bath of spring mountain water. The place was beautiful, and one could practically feel the heat of the waters once they were an arm's length away.
Everyone got into the changing rooms, the men to the men's side, and Aki at the girls' side. Since it was agreed that Aki would go in first, being a girl and allowing enough time to properly cover herself in the water, the men talked in the changing room.
This obviously led to something sexual.
"Hidan! Gimme back my towel, un!"
"Relax, Dei. You don't need it to fucking cover yourself here! No one else but us is in this place. Plus the puppet would murder anyone dumb enough to check you out!"
Deidara blushed furiously as he awkwardly stood there.
"Shut up, yeah." He mumbled.
Sasori chuckled slightly and shook his head. He had a weird bunch of organization-mates.
They heard a slap and turned to look in the direction of Kisame, whose hand was just removed from the Uchiha's ass. He grinned his usual shark-like grin.
"Sorry, I couldn't help it."
Itachi just gently rubbed his slightly pink behind. Snickers could be heard from the other side of the room.
Once they felt that they had given Aki enough time, they entered only to see her sitting by the edge of the water, looking absolutely nosebleed-worthy.
She wore two towels on her, one each to cover her privates. She tied and twisted a towel to cover her breasts, a ribbon tied at her cleavage. The other was tied in a normal fashion by her hip. She had her up in an elegant bun that made her look a little older rather than her usual childish look.
The men had to peel they're eyes off her body, lest they die of a nosebleed. They slowly got into the water. Sasori, who had turned back into a human for the time being, bent down to cover half his face underwater. He blew bubbles by releasing a deep breath he had been holding. Gosh, Aki looked hot. His imagination went wild as he imagined her doing a striptease an-
Gosh, if this went on, he would get hard in no time.
"Hey, where's Zetsu?" Kakuzu aksed. Sasori shook his thoughts away and payed attention to the current conversation.
"Over here." A voice came. Appearing from behind the slightly foggy mist, Zetsu was holding a tray of drinks -sake.
Each person took a cup half full with it and drank peacefully. Yes, this was the life.
"I think Sasori has the smallest fucking device here."
Sasori almost spat out his sake.
"Was that really necessary!" He yelled more than asked.
"I was just saying." Hidan replied.
"Well, Danna's body is only 17, yeah."
"Come to think of it, Deidara looks bigger."
"Wha-"
"He's bigger than Tobi!"
"Wai-"
"Kisame's probably the biggest." Itachi scoffed.
"Kakuzu's huge too! I bet he's way fucking bigger."
"Don't make me laugh."
"Oh really now, Uchiha."
The two glared at each other while the two mentioned semes smiled proudly, happy that they're lovers were defending and complimenting them.
"Aki! Who's dick felt bigger?" Hidan asked.
Aki's eyes widened and her mouth dried.
"Wha-? How should I know? Definitely not yours." She quickly snapped.
The other men howled with laughter at the insult thrown.
"Maybe I should refresh your dead-ass memory of how big I actually am." He smirked wickedly.
Aki paled slightly and politely declined. She didn't need to start her holiday with sex.
Everyone continued laughing and chatting, happily enjoying each other's company. Some of them hoped to come back back after midnight, hoping to have some fun in it with their lovers without so many people here.
"Why don't you guys just measure?" Aki asked.
"That's... actually a damn good idea."
"Fine by me." Itachi added.
"No, you will not measure us." Kakuzu said. Kisame nodded his head in agreement.
"Why not? Tobi is curious and wants to know how big his senpais are."
Trust Tobi to say it in the most innocent way ever.
"No means no, Tobi." Kakuzu growled.
"But Tobi's been a good boy!" He whined
"Good boys don't talk back." Kisame pointed out.
At this moment, Tobi started sobbing.
"So Tobi isn't a good boy?" He asked meekly.
Oh shit.
Zetsu quickly ran (as fast as he could in water anyway) towards Tobi to hold him, but it was too late. He pushed Zetsu away and into the water, dashing over to where Kisame stood. He frantically tried to latch on to the older male, pulling his hair while his legs were hooked around the larger male's waist and flailing about, trying to push him into the water. The other watched speechlessly as Kisame tried to fight back. They knew that trying to help the shark would only prolong the boy's rage.
After Tobi realized he just couldn't push Kisame underwater, he had another idea. He quickly swung his foot to the other man's crotch. A loud "Oof!" could be heard as Kisame's knees buckled and was sent kneeling. Tobi finally got his wish and was able to dunk the shark-man's head under the water.
He turned around menacingly, scowling.
"Anyone else thinks that Tobi is a bad boy?"
The others quickly shook they're head feverishly. Itachi was glaring daggers but didn't want to incur the other's wrath.
"Good."
Aki was shocked. Who knew that Tobi could be so evil? Groaning, both Zetsu and Kisame got up from under the water. Zetsu clicked his tongue a couple of times in annoyance but said nothing. He needed to wait until Tobi calmed down.
After they got back to their rooms, Aki looked to be in deep thinking.
"A penny for your thought?" Itachi murmured.
"You guys, are just plain weird." She shot.
"But it just makes all of this very, very interesting." She then grinned.
Itachi could've said the same for her.
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