Wow, thanks for all the reviews! Yes people, this is a silly plot and I did choose stupid names for my other characters. This story is just something I randomly thought of. In this chapter, I wanted to skip to the part where Cara and Mikey fall in love, but I wanted to make this chapter about how Cara tells them why she went to Earth. The next chapter will be about Cara and Mikey's relationship throughout the three months they have together. I have to make sure not to rush through everything like I do in my other stories. Well, here comes the update you've been waiting for! Please read and review!
"Absolutely not Mikey," Leo said, folding his arms.
"Aw, why not Leo?" Mikey whined.
"Mikey, Cara is NOT staying in your room!" Leo said.
"Leo, it's not like they're gonna have sex or nothin'." Raph said. Cara decided that her nails were very interesting at that moment. Luckily, none of the turtles noticed.
"See Leo, even Raphie agrees with me!"
"Don' call me that." Raph warned.
"Puh-leez Leo!" Mikey used his puppy dog eyes again. He was seriously getting too old to do that, but it still worked for some reason. Leo sighed in defeat.
"Fine then," Leo said.
"Yippee!" Mikey yelped.
"But only if Master Splinter says it's alright," Leo said, a smug look on his face. Mikey groaned.
"I should've known there was a catch," Mikey grumbled.
"Whenever Leo says that, you know that 90% of the time Splinter is gonna say no." Raph said, absent mindedly twirling his sai.
"I know," Mikey was the one who felt defeated now.
Splinter came home from whatever he had been doing (his sons never really had any idea of what Splinter did when they weren't watching him) and looked surprised at the girl standing in the lair.
"Hello, my sons," Splinter said.
"Hello, Master Splinter." Leo said.
"Hey," Raph said.
"Hi," Don said.
"What's up?" asked Mikey.
"Perhaps you would like to explain the young woman?" Splinter asked.
"Well, we met her in an alley being attacked by some Purple Dragons." Don began.
"She was fightin' 'em off real good, but more and more kept on showin' up so we decided to lend a helpin' hand," Raph said.
"We were about to get away," Leo said, "but she saw us and asked us who we were."
"We couldn't turn down such a beeauutiful lady," Mikey accentuated the word beautiful, "so we told her."
"I am from Planet Boring," she said. Splinter was confused. He had never heard of Planet Boring...she noticed his confusion and said, "Not many planets know about Planet Boring. We live in the galaxy called The Dry Galaxy. In our galaxy, all the planets there do not have much entertainment. There is only one planet..." she said.
"Are you going to continue and tell us why you came to Earth?" Splinter asked.
"Yes, I guess I should tell you why I came to this planet," Cara said. She looked at the floor. "An evil beast came to our planet. At first our mayor had thought he was a tourist, and asked him what the evil beast's name was."
"What was his name?" Leo asked.
"Well, he said many people refer to him as HE, because his name is too horrible to say." Cara said.
"How can somebody's name be too horrible to say?" Raph asked.
"Yeah," Mikey agreed. Cara gulped.
"His name is," Cara began, "Gay Satan Bincher." The room was silent for a moment, then Raph and Mikey burst out laughing. This girl seemed so fake! "I do not get what is so funny." Cara said, frowning.
"What a ridiculous name!" Raph said, tears strolling down his eyes because he was laughing so much. Mikey would have made a dumb comment too, but he was laughing too hard. After Splinter gave them a warning glance, they stopped almost immediately.
"Anyway, as I was saying, he told us his name. Finally, the mayor asked him what kind of name that is." Cara said, but was interrupted again.
"Lemme guess, he said, 'MY name!'?" Raph asked, staring to chuckle again.
"Actually, you are correct." Cara said. Raph and Mikey almost started again, but once they looked at Master Splinter's 'no joking around' face, they got as serious as they could.
"Then, the beast got tired of us asking questions, pounced on the mayor, and gobbled him in one bite," Cara said.
"And how do you know this?" asked Don.
"I was there, of course." Cara said. "Anyways, he devoured the mayor, then started eating all the men, children, and babies. Now there is only women left in our planet. I went to him to see if he would leave the throne and..."
"And what? WHAT?" Mikey asked anxiously.
"Please excuse my son for his impatientness. Please continue young lady." Splinter said, giving her and apologetic look. The corners of her mouth turned up so little that they could barely notice it.
"..and I asked him why he came to our planet." she said. "He said he came from Planet Hell Fire," snickering came from Mikey, Raph, and even Don, "and that his food supplies were running low, so he came searching for a planet with plenty of food. He said that he would stay at our planet and feed off our wildstock, and he burned our crops. At my planet everyone is a vegetarian," gasp from Mikey, "and he burned our crops. I can only hope that nobody else dies while I am gone."
"Planet Hell Fire?" Leo asked, trying not to laugh.
"This 'evil beast' seems like the devil," Raph said, also trying not to laugh.
"Well, he does prefer to be called Satan," Cara said. Now the boys could not contain their laughter in, and started laughing like drunk maniacs. Even Leo. Master Splinter sighed and told Cara to go on.
"So I asked him what he wanted so he could get off our planet and he said..." she trailed off, not knowing whether or not to tell the truth. Finally, she made her decision. "He sent me out the palace-"
"The mayor stayed in a PALACE?" Don asked.
"Yes," she said. "Don't all people in authority get to stay in palaces?" She asked.
"Well, no. Only in other countries far away from here." Don said.
"Oh. Anyway, please do not interrupt me again. He sent me out the palace and I was about to walk off but one of his demons came and said, 'Master Gay wants to see you.'" Once again the boys fell into a fit of laughter.
"Demons?" Leo asked. gasping for breath.
"Master Gay?" Mikey asked, also gasping for breath.
"This just keeps on gettin' better and better." Raph said, gaining control over himself.
"...so I went back to the palace to see what was the matter, and Satan told me that he would leave this planet if I went away for twelve months." she finally finished her story, leaving out a couple of important details. "He told me an interesting fact though."
"What?" asked Don, always ready to learn new things.
"He said that ever since he was a youngling, his parents had told him that Planet Earth was the furthest behind in technology." she said. Don frowned. He already knew that! "But, that isn't true." she finished.
"How is that not true?" he asked.
"At Planet Boring, we do not have anything that runs on electricity." she frowned. "Have I not told you that before?"
"I think so, but I'm too lazy to remember." Mikey said, "and although my bros don't wanna admit it, they are too." Angry and annoyed stares went toward Mikey.
"So, now here I am, and I don't have anywhere to stay." she said, frowning.
"If you wish to stay, can you please prove to us that you are...alien?" Splinter asked. She frowned but still agreed by nodding her head. She was still, then transformed into her alien form. Not that much changed. Her skin turned grey again, and that's all.
"That don't prove nothin'," Raph argued. She frowned again and transformed into what Mr. Gay Satan had looked like. That earned a girly scream from Mikey, and Leo got scared and cut off the tongue as it slithered out her mouth. She screamed and turned back into her alien form, but her tongue was still cut off. Now she only had half a tongue!
"Dude, what did you just transform into?" Mikey asked.
"Mr. Gay," she spoke as well as she could with half a tongue.
"Oh my goodness!" Leo gasped. "I'm so sorry! I didn't even realize what I was doing and...I shouldn't have done that! I'm soooo sorry!" he dropped to his knees in sorrow.
"It is fine, my tongue will grow back in two to six weeks," even though her tongue was cut off, she could somehow still speak pretty well.
"Do I need to bandage it or something?" Don asked.
"No, I am fine, and I should not consume anything until it heals completely. Only water will be suitable for now." she said.
"But no food for six weeks!" Don said. "You'll die!"
"In my planet, people can go one year without eating if they are forced to," Cara said. Don looked embarrassed and said, "Oh." Mikey looked as if he had been in deep thought.
"Mikey, you okay?" Raph asked.
"I'm just thinkin'," Mikey said.
"No wonder I smelled smoke," Raph joked. Mikey ignored the lame joke and finally spoke to Splinter.
"Splinter, can Cara stay in my room? I mean, I know she's a girl and we just met her earlier and all, but what if she needs something and/or is hurt so she can't call us cuz she's dying and can't walk or something? If she's in my room, she can just call me." Mikey said.
"Absolutely not," Splinter said. He was afraid his son would get too comfortable with the girl and they would have a little slip up...causing the girl to get pre...he banished that thought from his head. Michelangelo of all his sons would never do that. At least, not unless he was sure he was in love. "However, she may stay in the room next to yours."
"But Sensei," Raph complained, "that's MY room!"
"I am aware Raphael," Splinter said. "You will be sharing a room with Michelangelo until Cara is able to go back home." Raph suddenly didn't like this girl.
"!" Mikey said in one breath.
As soon as Cara was moved into her new room, Cara frowned. How was she going to do her thing with Mikey if she wasn't in the room with him? She frowned. No, she was going to wait until he was in love with her to do that. Then, bam! They'd do their thing. She suddenly knew this wasn't going to be as easy as she thought.
Like a flash, she got an idea. She was going to spend all her time possible with Mikey. She was going to get to know him, and then he would want to do it. She'd impregnate him, and then after he had their baby, she would leave Earth at once and bring the baby with her so she could give it to Satan for a sacrifice so that he would leave her planet.
She just hoped she wouldn't fall in love with her baby and its father too much. Then she might reconsider her little plan. Nah, she thought. That would never happen.
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