Chapter 2
a/n: purplette237 ; I know it doesn't sound really right that the girl talked about everything, but It's all a part of my plan for this story (totally not true, I got so excited with this damn plot bunny that I wrote everything down and decided to post it without thinking it through – gomen) but, I'll just have to work with it. Here´s the next chapter, hope it's better than the last one! If not, well...damn. "/
'damn it, I should have known that the hokage wouldn't believe everything, it sounds like a messed up story´ that damn bastard had released the seal without me realizing it and had Inoichi Yamanaka listen in on it. After I had told the old man about Orochimaru he had Inoichi come up behind me and use the mind-walk on me, to see if I had been telling the whole truth, or exaggerated at some parts. Well, 'I did maybe exaggerate a bit when I had mentioned Naruto and the Kyuubi attack, damn it.'
At least now they knew the truth, but maybe I shouldn't have told them everything, damn me and my big mouth! I knew I had always been a big talker when I got nervous but damn it, I shouldn't have told him everything. Well, at least there were only two people that knew about this, about where I was from. I still wanted to know how the hell I got into this universe, I wanted to go back home, I had work to do, people to meet, and a dog to feed. Shit, my dog, hopefully someone will notice that I'm missing and feed him, Goku, a pure Maltese, was the only one that I considered a true best friend, even though I had friends in Japan it always felt like I was forced to talk to them, and having Goku around was the only thing that kept me sane there. Don't get me wrong, I love Japan, the culture and history, everything, except the people.
For as long as I can remember I had always been kind ofweird, talking non-stop when I'd get nervous, only having one close friend when I had been younger, I was the kid that you wouldn't notice unless I had talked to you, even then, you'd only think; damn she's weird. And leave. Not only had I been weird, but I was also really chubby, kind of like Chōji. As I got older I got slimmer, now at the age of 27, I was slim, about 170cm, and had a full C cup, oh, and had long wavy dark brown hair (slightly above my waist, about 5cm, give or take 2-3cm). Not only was I tall (considering I live in Japan, I'm pretty damn tall) but I had dark blue eyes, full lips and a small nose. I wouldn't consider myself pretty, at all. But I'm also not ugly, just…normal I guess.
'shit, they're talking to me'
"you must never speak this to anyone, do you understand? I don't want anyone knowing what you know, is that understood?" the hokage asked, well, more like demanded, I looked up and told him that I would never under any circumstances tell anyone what I had told him. He looked relieved when I had said that. Good, don't want to die just yet.
"I can see that you have no money or any clothes, am I correct?" I nodded, "very well, until we find out how you got here you need somewhere to live, and money. I will send someone to get you clothes that you can change into in the bathroom and then have Inoichi show you to an apartment that you can stay in. but before that, do you have any skills except for knowing different languages?"
I felt relieved, he would at least help me with a few things and get me settled in and not throw me in a prison.
"gomen hokage-sama, but I did not learn anything else besides languages" I wasn't happy, I knew I should have taken some extra courses that could've been useful later on.
"hmm, very well. But do you know how to use chakra?" 'Wait what? chakra? How the hell am I supposed to use chakra when I'm not even from this universe?'
"Gomen hokage-sama, but how am I to use chakra when I don't have any?" both him and Inoichi looked at me weirdly, and said "you have a huge amount of chakra, how could you not know that?"
I started laughing, me? Have a huge amount of chakra? How the hell is that possible? I'm from a different universe; that has no knowledge of anything like that. Maybe something happened to me when I got here? Shit, they looked angry, "gomen,gomen, but in my universe we don't have anything like that, so when you told me that I couldn't help but start laughing, I meant no offence" I said as I looked down, ashamed that I had laughed at the hokage, hopefully they would understand that.
Thank god, they nodded, still, the look of uncertainty was there. I started to explain to them that I kind of knew the theory behind it, remembering that Konohamaru talked about it in one of the episodes. But I didn't really know how to use it or how to use the jutsus that I remembered from the episodes, besides, I didn't really want to become a shinobi, killing people, and not only that I was 27! Way too old to become a shinobi!
"We need to figure out how to explain to people as to who you are" Inoichi stated, both the hokage and I nodded. We thought about it for a bit but then I suddenly got a great idea!
"Hokage-sama, I may have figured out what to do"
"Well then tell us" pushy bastard.
"My name will be Amane, and as for my background, I could be a retired shinobi, that would be the only explanation as to why my chakra is so big. As for why I'm retired, hmm...chi-sei shokku would be good, and the reason for that is I had to kill someone because they killed my teammate and best friend. Because of the shock I got I couldn't be a shinobi anymore and left the village so that I could overcome this." I looked at them expectantly, this was a really good idea, but if they had anything better, well…then we'd go with that.
"That's a really good idea Amane. Welcome back to Konoha" the hokage said with a small smile, as did Inoichi.
"Thank you hokage-sama, it's good to be back. But I was wondering who could give me some training? I was barely genin when that incident occurred" I said with disappointment in my voice, I had to act the part, and they knew it. They had to instate me as a shinobi of Konoha so that my story as to what happened could work.
"Your sensei will be Minato Namikaze for a few months until you can get back on your feet and for the duration of that time you will only be doing D-rank missions alone. Have you decided as to what you want to learn?" as the hokage was talking about the missions and how they were I couldn't get over the shock that Minato, my damn crush was going to be teaching me, I couldn't oppose the hokage or I would probably end up with someone worse!
"With all due respect hokage-sama, I cannot exactly go outside with only a sheet covering my body, do you think someone could bring me some clothes?" I asked, blushing horribly as I realized yet again that I was only covered with a sheet, and they too realized that as they both were blushing, damn perverts.
"Yes of course, I'll have one of the kunoichi bring you some clothes so that you can get changed into them. Just tell her your measurements so that she can buy them." He said while blushing.
Clearing his throat he called out to an ANBU and told him, or her, to get some woman to come here, preferably a jonin.
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After I had gotten dressed and put my hair in a ponytail I saw that I looked great! I had on a dark blue long sleeved shirt, and black ANBU pants with tape/bandages (A/N: which one? Is it bandages or sports tape? So confused!) And black shinobi sandals. The underwear the kunoichi had bought was so pretty! Well, more sexy than pretty, it was black lace. My favorite.
As I walked back into the hokage's office I noticed that Minato and his team were there. I blushed remembering how I was dressed when they had seen me. I also noticed a small amount of blush on the boys, Kakashi and Obito. That's not embarrassing at all! Damn it…
"I see that you are ready. But you need to buy weapons and a weapon pouch before you take on missions Amane."
"of course hokage-sama, but there is a small problem, I don't have any accommodation here in Konoha as I haven't lived here since I was a kid, and I kind of got robbed while coming here, that's why I was only wearing a sheet" I scratched my chin with my index finger, blushing horribly as the guys also blushed remembering that the sheet was quite see-through.
"You don't need to worry about housing and money until you can start your missions. I have already found an apartment for you and you saved up quite a lot of money when you lived here before." I looked at him confused, I didn't know that he would do that for me, I honestly had thought that he'd just let me figure it out for myself. What a nice old man.
"of course the apartment isn't for free, you will have to take a lot of missions when you can so that you can pay for the apartment" he said with a small grin, the others wouldn't see it but I could clearly see that he was enjoying tormenting me. Damn that old man.
"understood hokage-sama" I said curtly, not wanting to say anything else because if I started he'd kick my ass so fast my head would be spinning for a week.
"Minato, you will teach her the basics again, and make sure that when the time comes she can go on C-rank missions. This will be your mission for the next 6 months. While you and your team are out on a mission I want you to make sure that she has a schedule that she needs to do while you are away. She can be quite lazy" forget it. I hate that old man, he's clearly abusing his power! He can't expect Minato to say yes and Amen!
"Understood hokage-sama" I take that back. I looked at Minato, damn it. He's going to torture me! I looked at the hokage, he obviously saw what kind of look Minato gave me. I silently plead that the hokage would give me someone else as a teacher.
Baka-jij he's so enjoying this!
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I was walking toward my new apartment with a small bag with extra clothes in it and my allowance. Thinking back on what Minato said after we had left hokage's office, I still shudder about it. He was furious! He didn't want to teach some low-life like me, I was 27! He was at least 24 if not younger! So embarrassing!
I stopped in front of a building, noticing it had the same number as on the piece of paper, I looked up and saw that it was the same building as the one Naruto lived in!, not bad! But I wasn't on the top floor; I was on the ground floor.
I unlocked the door and walked in. the place looked exactly like Naruto's place except it was completely empty. There was nothing there except a small fridge. I'd have to do some shopping.
I placed the bag on the kitchen counter and took out the money pouch and started counting how much I had. 'Well, at least the hokage is generous when loaning money for poor people' I could easily buy everything to furnish the apartment with brand new things and still have enough money for food for at least two months.
'A futon, some sheets and pillows and a table to eat at should be enough. I don't need anything else, well…and food and something to cook with. Yeah that should be enough for now'.
I took the money pouch with me as I walked out and started making my way to the shopping district.
As I looked around for a specific store that sold futons I noticed that a lot of people were looking at me. It didn't come as a surprise as I was quite new in the village and had never been there before, but they didn't have to look at me like I was some monster. *sigh*
After I had bought everything I needed for my apartment, and the food, I left for my new home. The guy at the furnishing store had told me they would bring my things after a few hours so I didn't need to carry anything home except my groceries.
I walked up to my apartment, 'finally!' "Ohayo, I hope you didn't wait too long for me, I'm still trying to get used to living here again. The village sure has changed since I was little!" I told the few men that were there, "it's no problem miss, we just arrived here a few moments ago ourselves" 'thank god for that!'
I unlocked the door and told them to just put it away wherever and I would fix it myself, but, of course being men, they just had to put the book case, which I had decided to buy on a whim, together.
'Finally peace and quiet' this had been quite a long day, the sun was already setting and it was barely lunch time when I had arrived at the hokage's office. I put the food in the fridge and put all the utensils (pots, pans, and stuff like that) away. I didn't even bother taking my clothes off as I laid down on my new futon and promptly fell asleep. I was way too tired to even notice the knocking on my door.
-the end-
Just kidding, this is just the beginning. How did you like it? Please comment on what you thought about this chapter, if it could be better, or if it was just horrible, and why, I really like seeing reviews and I want to thank purplette237 for commenting and following this story, I hope you liked this chapter!, and I also want to thank looneygirl34 for following it made my day seeing that from the both of you!
