Hello guys! I'm back!

krikanalo: Sorry, I'm not a very good writer, and this is my first time. I hope my writing skills will improve! Also, I'm trying to make this seem like an episode, and in an episode they have quite a bit of dialogue. Also, I could argue that this is my style of writing!

This chapter is just fluff, if you want you could skip to the next chapter (which currently isn't up). I hope you enjoy it!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Teen Titans.


"AAH!" yelped BB.

He saw his back molar teeth. They were black! What were they called? Cavemen, cava, CAVITIES! That's what they are called. What are cavities, exactly? Whatever. He just knew that some of his teeth were rotting, or on the verge of rotting. He checked his upper teeth. They were fine, but they looked yellow. He fainted.


"BB...BB?" asked Cyborg. Beast Boy slowly opened his eyes. He saw Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire. Raven must have been on the side.

"What happened?" asked Beast Boy.

"We heard you scream and came here to see you on the ground." informed Robin.

Beast Boy sat up. He saw Raven leaning on the restroom door.

"Woah. I had the strangest dream! My tooth was hurting, and I came to the restroom, and I opened my mouth, and MY TOOTH WAS BLACK!"

"Open wide," said Cyborg, bringing out a flashlight in his arm. Beast Boy opened his mouth.

All the Titans, even Raven, wrinkled their noses in disgust.

"EEEW!"

"Your mouth smells like the inside of a flarnop!" exclaimed Starfire.

"Make that donkey breath." muttered Raven.

"Dude, it wasn't a dream." said Cyborg.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed BB. "My teeth really are black?"

"Just a tooth." said Robin, also disgusted by Beast Boy's grossness.

"Can we get up from the bathroom floor now?" asked Starfire. "I feel most unpleasant sitting on the floor of the restroom."

After getting up and settling down in the main Ops room (after hearing Beast Boy's rambling about his tooth), Robin decided something: It's time to go to the dentist.

"What!? The DENTIST?!" exclaimed Beast Boy. "The last time I went, they stuck some pointy thingy's in my mouth!"

"When was the last time you went?" asked Raven.

"Well, after I joined the Doom Patrol…" Beast Boy explained how after he met Elasti-Girl and her adopting him, she realized Beast Boy is still a human, so he had to go to the doctor and the dentist and maybe even a little school (homeschooling).


One time, Elasti-Girl took him to the dentist. They waited in a waiting room, which made Elasti-Girl slightly impatient, then made it inside the dentist's room. Then, the dentist asked Beast Boy to lay down on a dentist's chair (or whatever that is called, Beast Boy doesn't know).

The dentist said that his name was Dr. Drake. This guy had blond hair and seemed about thirty years old. First, he asked Beast Boy what flavor of toothpaste he wanted.

"Meat!" said Beast Boy.

The dentist looked at him funny.

"We only have bubblegum and mint." he said.

Saddened, Beast Boy chose bubblegum. Then, the dentist took out a oval shaped black object. He put some sort of rubber covering on it, then asked Beast Boy to open wide. Obeying the command, he then found out the dentist would STUFF THAT IN HIS MOUTH. After gagging and throwing a fit, the dentist realized that taking an X-Ray of Beast Boy's mouth won't happen. Next, the dentist put sort of mirror device into Beast Boy's mouth and checked his teeth. He then put a pointy object in there and tried to check if any tooth was wiggly, which in the process accidentally took out Beast Boy's loose tooth. Apparently, it hurts quite a bit because that tooth wasn't ready to come out.

After that, the dentist stuffed a tube that sucks everything inside Beast Boy's mouth. He then took a whirring toothbrush and started to clean Beast Boy's teeth, or what Beast Boy called it, "when the dentist killed his mouth". Beast Boy even found some blood on the bib he had to wear before he came inside the room.

After the end of the appointment, Beast Boy was traumatized.

"How was the appointment, Beast Boy?" asked Elasti-Girl, who waited in the waiting room during the appointment.

"I hated it! I hate the dentist!" cried Beast Boy.


"Now you know why I don't want to go to the dentist!"

Starfire was startled beyond words.

"Is the doctor of teeth on your planet really this horrible?" she asked timidly.

"No. And Beast Boy, you can't stop going," explained Robin. "You'll get cavities."

"I WOULD RATHER LOSE ALL MY TEETH THAN GO BACK THERE!" Beast Boy screeched.

"Calm down!" said Robin. "We all should go. I don't want ANY of us to lose their teeth." He glared especially at BB.

"There's nothing you are going to say or do that will make me go there!" said Beast Boy.

"I'm taking away your X-Box-" started Cyborg.

"Fine! I'll go!" cried BB.

"Alright, let's schedule an appointment." said Raven, using her powers to get the phone.


So, yeah, the chapter isn't that great. It also would be a while since I will post the next chapter, because my eyes are hurting for being on the computer for so long, and also that I have some personal things that I need to do. Plus, I have a poll on my profile page! Check it out! The question: Should I open up a Teen Titan's blog?

Also, kriknalo, I tried to make this the least dialoguey as possible! Sorry!

Please review.