Octavia made it to class just in time. It was chesmistry and octavia was really good at making poison so sh'ed probably ace this class. The teacher, Mr. Newton, nodded his head as she realized how much potential she had.

"Octavia is our newest student here, everyone say hi." They did. "Okay Octavia, why don't you have a seat next to the broody bitch over there." She stared at her new lab partner, and she bit her lip. Her inner octopus warlord was cleaning a hotel but Octavia thought this guy was hawt with a capital hawt.

Taking my seat, Mike Newton in the back stood up suddenly. "Dad! That's not a student, that's an octopus!" she blushed and bit her lip.

"Now Mike, that's rude to say to our new student." He replied and he was right. He was so right that Ocatvia dragged Mike Newton outside and strangled him to death with all eight of her arms and legs.

"detention." Mr. newton replied.

Octavia looked down, biting her lip. From the corner of my eye she could see the hawt broody bitch guy staring out the window. Why isn't he looking at me? she thought and let out a sigh.

Class ended and Octavia went to math, which went by quickly because she could count. Suddenly, the lunch bell rang. floating down the hall she entered the lunch room.

"HI. My name is Jessica Stanley! You should come sit with us." She said, pointing to Mike Newton's dead body which had been propped up in the chair. Ocatvia blinked. Biting her lip she nodded.

"Super cool! I love new students and new things! How cOOOl." Jessica skipped away as Ocatvia turned back to the lunch line. She went and grabbed for an apple and one rolled off the counter. Octavia blushed as she watched it fall. Her inner octopus warlord was doing Zumba.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, hawt broody bitch caught the apple.

"Hey, what's up" He said handing her the apple before walking away. She couldn't even answer him he was so beautiful.

Octavia bit her lip.

After getting her food she went and sat with Jessica and her dead boyfriend. She stared at Jessica.

"O. M. G. Yes. You met Edward Cullen, the HAWTESt guy around. Oh shut up, Mike, you're super sexy, too. But Edward Cullen is so hawt. Word is around that the Cullens, all of those beautiful people walking in slow mo right now, are living together. BUT THEY'RE NOT RELATED. O. m. G." Jessica said and I blinked.

Mike Newton fell from his chair and lunch was over.

In Another Universe:

Octavia had time traveled to another universe because she can because she's powerful.

In this universe Edward was super rich and cool and hawt and had so much money.

"Octavia sans. Come with me." He said. She listened. He walked and she floated by him down a hall. Octavia followed him until he came to a sudden stop. "In this room…" He said before pausing.

She blinked and bit her lip.

"I have this certain… hobby. A special one. It's unique and interesting."

She bit her lip.

"It's… well you'll have to see."

She bit her lip. Her lip was now bleeding.

He opened the door and turned on the light. The walls were red, and the room was heavily decorated with….

Space Jam. There was Space Jam merchandise everywhere.

Octavia was so dizzy from blood loss but her inner octopus warlord was too busy eating a lemon meringue pie to care.

She had enough of this place so she strangled the alternate universe Edward and left.

Back to Forks Washington:

Floating down the hall to my next class, Octavia bumped into Edward Cullen.

She blinked at him and bit her lip.

"Yeah, I feel the same way." Edward said and walked away, leaving Octavia to blush by herself.

On the way to her next class she was stopped in the middle of the hall.

Ther ewas a deer standing in her way. The hallway was empty except for her and the deer. The deer began to snarl and growl and lifted its head back, screeching. It ran right at octavia.

Octavia responded by dodging the deer's charge and then tripped it. The deer went head first into the floor, blood gushing from its deer nose. It then pulled out a switch blade.

Octavia was unarmed, but knew many different martial arts. She also had all of the powers that she had absorbed. The deer slashed at her, and she dodged. She kept dodging until she got bored and decided to try something new.

She used her heat vision from superman and sent a blast of energy to the deer, knocking it back down the hall.

She bit her lip.

Octavia saw from the smoke and rubble that the deer was still alive, but instead of continuing the attack the deer made a run for it.

The bell rang and she had missed a class but it's fine because Octavia is super smart.

Finally, her last class of the day. Theater. Octavia was an amazing actress and had won many grammys.

As she went to enter the class she bumped into someone. Before her was a tall and muscular man, with short black hair and tanned skin. It was Jacob Black.

"Octavia wow so cool we go to the same school now because I moved ehre that's super rad." He said, taking off his shirt and revealing his 35-pack abs.

She blushed, biting her lip.

Her inner octopus warlord screamed in agony as Parks and Recreation finally ended.