I've decided to make this a two shot :) Your welcome. Foo. Sorry its so short. It's hard to think of something for Saito, unless it involves married women. LMFAO.
Of Suits and Scarves Take Two
"... why the hell did we take the slow BMW? You were complaining of time, Cobb darling, we could have taken my Ferrari."
"Because knowing you, Eames, you haven't refueled that car since we got paid on the Fischer job."
"Oh pooh. Can I atleast switch seats with Yusuf?"
"Why do you want to switch with me?"
"Because, your sat in the front seat, while I'm bloody well stuck back here with the two lovebirds who are practically having sex!"
"Stop over exaggerating, Eames."
"Oh I'm sorry, darling. Did I interrupt your little rendez-vous?"
"No offence, Eames, but I didn't even know you knew French. Let alone English."
"What was that, you wack scientist?"
"Why are you being such a priss, Eames?"
"Ariadne's right, whats wrong?"
"...nothing."
"I think Eames is jealous."
"Cobb, I swear to god..."
"Hey, don't hit the driver!"
"Poor little Eames is jealous of Arthur."
"Alright, that's it, you frizzy haired bast-"
"Eames, leave it alone."
"Pooh."
Everyone looked at the Forger, raising an eyebrow. Eames frowned, folding his arms. Cobb adjusted the mirror, pulling off the interstate, and into a well guarded mansion, pressing a button on the box outside the gate.
Saito's voice came over the intercom.
"If this is Lisa, I swear my wife is dead and I had to move to Alaska. If this is Lisa's husband, I have no idea who the hell Lisa is. "
Eames laughs, leaning over Cobb's shoulder, out the window.
"Darling, you and your affairs."
Saito clears his throat.
"Oh! It's you all." He sighs, and the gate opens, allowing Cobb to drive up the hill driveway. He parks outside the mansion, and everyone gets out.
Saito opens the front door, standing in front of Cobb, smiling, looking over at everyone, stopping at Arthur and Ariadne, his brow furrowing.
"Who the hell is he?"
Yusuf giggles, Eames bursts out laughing, and Arthur glares.
Cobb holds back a laugh, hearing Ariadne sigh.
"Uhm... S-saito, thats, ah, Arthur."
Saito's eyes widen.
"Holy ... shit, it is you, Arthur!"
Arthur's glare deepens. Eames smirks.
"So you recognised Ariadne right away?"
Saito nods, putting a hand in his pocket, pulling out his cell phone.
"Ofcourse, she's just dressed differently."
Everyone laughs, Arthur still glaring. Ariadne giggles, leaning up to kiss his chin lightly. Arthur's ears turn pink.
"It's okay, darling, somehow... Ariadne still loves you. Unless she thinks your not Arthur too."
"Eames..."
"Arthur, put the gun down."
END.
Again, sorry it was short, but yeah. :)
