The penguins go on deck. Around them are cameras, Chuck Charles, Alice and Mr. Snader, and audience.
Snader: ... very honoured to take this male penguin into our care, accompianed with the best wishes and highest hopes, to breed him with our penguin species, which of course is a great honor!
The Audience cheer, as Alice puts the board across the habitat to reach the penguins. She catches Rico, while the other penguins continue to smile and wave.
Chuck Charles: And now, 3... 2... 1..., and the transfer has begun.
Rico is put into a crate, and the crate is moved into a van. Mr. Snader goes to sit in the front seat, and everyone waves.
Private: Skipper, where are they taking Rico?
The penguins go back to their headquarters.
Skipper: Kowalski?
Kowalski: Uh, well, (chuckles), you know, Rico is one lucky penguin.
Skipper: Kowalski...?
Kowalski: (puts flippers over Private's eyes) They are taking Rico to a girl penguin to mate...
Skipper: Ricoooooooooooo! We need to get him out and back here again!
Kowalski: But, Skipper, haven't you seen all the cameras, the crowd? It's too obvious.
Skipper: Curse you, Blowhole!
Kowalski: Uh...
Skipper: What?
Private: (takes flippers off ears) So, is Rico just taking a walk, or?
Skipper: Yes, Private, Rico's taking a walk. To hell!
Kowaslki: A hell of love.
Private: Would that even be possible?
Skipper: Men, we have a mission: Get Rico out of the Hell of Love.
Private: Yes, sir.
Scene: Mr. Snader releasing Rico into his new home.
Snader: There you go, buddy. Have all the fun you want.
Rico: Wat? Wer um I?
Mr. Snader leaves. Rico looks at his surroundings. He's in a bigger habitat than his own, everywhere is ice, just on one side, there is a big pool of water. There's a big piece of ice in the middle and on it, a penguin lying on her side. She lifts her head, tosses it, and smiles a coy smile.
Rico screams a high-pitched scream.
The girl penguin floats her piece of ice to Rico, and goes on land. She snickers, and puts a hand on his cheek. Leaning in, she puckers her lips.
Rico scrambles away, clawing at the fences to get away.
