Hey everyone! Kitty is BACK! With the first chapter! Yeah, I reached my goal! Woo! 5 reviews! Okay, here it is. :D Just so you know, I put together Dipper and Wendy... yup, classic. XD i know... I will pair Mabel too, but that's a surprise.
Without further ado, I present to you...
PUTTIN' UP WITH THE BAD GUYS!
The Pines family could do naught but look. After Gideon had left, the Shack was a ruin. Wendy had run out of the shack carrying Waddles moments after the wrecking began, and the five stood, only able to stare. Except for Waddles, who was blissfully chewing some grass, they all wore fairly blank expressions. The shack was gone... really gone...
"no...No...NO!" Stan fell to his knees dramatically, staring up into the air where the weather vane used to be...but was no more.
"Whatzup?" said a very strange, familiar voice, as a triangle without a mouth appeared in the same spot where Stan had been staring
"You again!" Dipper said. He tried to be intimidating, but with his puberty voice it didn't really work out...
"Yup. It's me, Bill!" He floated down to where Stan was. "Let me introduce myself properly. Bill Cipher!" He stuck out a hand, and Stan shook it. Was this the Bill they had been talking about?
"You leave my grunkle alone!" Mabel asserted. She dove in between her grunkle and that triangle thing!
"Oh, I'm just joking around! I won't hurt you. In fact, I'm here to help you, seeing as how except for Wendy, you all have nowhere to go! Ah ha ha!" No one else knew what was exactly so funny about that.
"Help us? Why should I let you?" Dipper walked up next to his sister. "The book says not to trust you!"
"The book, the book, oh yes. Gideon's book has something your's don't!" Bill said in a teasing down.
"That grammar is terrible!" Stan told him.
"Who cares? Oh, yeah, you probably shouldn't trust me if you're smart. The real question is if you are desperate!" Bill floated over the twins and in front Stan. "There are eight days until the Tent of Telepathy is here for good!"
"Who's Bill?" Wendy asked, confused by what was going on.
"Strange things happen here. I'll fill you in later," Dipper told Wendy. She really had missed a lot. He never noticed that before.
"So, do you want my help or what?" Bill asked Stan. "I know how to help you! All I need is some help with something else that inadvertently has to do with helping you!"
"Sounds like something I would say," Stan mused.
"Don't trust him!" Dipper yelled. "He was just invading your mind!"
"Wait, what?" Stan's head turned from Bill to Dipper. "So, you're saying that you were... in my mind?"
"He was trying to steal the code to your safe!" Mabel told her Grunkle. She was in all-out protective mode right now- she loved Stan!
"Oh-kay. That's weird. My mind?" Stan was acting confused, but he wasn't really. Not really.
"Yeah! The triangle is bad!"
"Oh, can we get back to magically rebuilding the shack now?" Bill said. "Because if I'm bad, then I guess my services aren't needed. Is that right?"
Dipper gulped. Rebuilding the shack...
Don't trust him...
The shack...
Don't trust...
Shack...
Trust.
"OKAY!" Dipper blurted out. "I mean, no, we do want your help!"
"Are you cray-cray, bro?" Mabel asked.
"Bill can rebuild the shack! We gotta do this!"
"I dunno..." Wendy said. "This is all so strange! But..."
"Well, I don't want to go back to California." Mabel announced. "Not yet. I'm with you."
"I'm with you too, dude. I love the shack!"
"I love the shack too, Soos." Stan said."
"So, it's settled!" Bill told them all. He lit up his hand with a blue flame. Dipper stuck out his right hand and Mabel her left, and together they shook hands with their foe.
"Okay! Now, I could tell you how to do this now," Bill said, going back in front of the group, "but I think it would be fun to have you work with Gideon."
"WHAT?!" Mabel spurted out. "He destroyed it!"
"Yes, well, Dipper's book is inaduquete. Gideon's the only one who can reverse the damage done- excepting me, but as previously said, I'll just guide you! He doesn't know how anyways! This is fun. Better get going, shooting star!" Bill said. If he had a mouth, he would have been smirking.
"Fine." Dipper declared. "Let's do this."
:D That was so much fun to write. Sorry for it being mostly dialogue, I hope you can see the characters in your head. :) I can! I hear the voices in my head too... derp! I hope you liked it. Next chapter the real fun begins. Please review to make me sure that I am on the right track! Thank you, you're awesome! ;D and thanks for the feedback in advance!
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM!
~Kitty
