The Fight Begins!
By Basil Psyche
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BASIL: Welcome back to the show! (audience claps wildly)
BASIL: Thank you! Now are the fighters all ready?
KIYONE: Yeah, so let's get it on!!!!!
MIHOSHI: Yeah, dance contest.
BASIL: Dance contest?!?! This is a Mecha battle you nincompoop!!
MIHOSHI: Ooooh!!! Basil called me a name! Sexual harrassment!
KIYONE: You don't even know what sexual harassment is!
MIHOSHI: Yes I do! It's when a bird flies into a windshield and then comes back to poop on your car for revenge!
WASHU: Not even close...
BASIL: Thank you Washu. Okay let's get this started!
ROBOT SPEAKER: Attention all battlers! May I have your attention please! The battle between Basil, Washu, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, and Tenchi will begin in 5,
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GO!!!
MIHOSHI: Oooo!!! What does this button do? (presses button which send ten missiles right at Kiyone)
KIYONE: Darn you Mihoshi! Now my Mecha is too weak to battle anyone.
AYEKA: Hahahahahaha!!! The perfect opportunity to gain some points!!!
BASIL:(sneaks up behind Ayeka) No I've got this one! What points do you mean?
AYEKA: Basil! If I destroy you than I will be known in history as the perosn who beat Basil! (Ayeka takes out a laser gun) Die!!!! I'll get hose points!!!!
BASIL: (nimbly steps to the side avoiding all shots) Good but not that good! You should have paid attention! There are no points!!! (flies away to the other side; Washu follows)
MIHOSHI: Oh there you guys are! Hello over here!
KIYONE: You idiot!!! Don't attract their attention, they'll kill us both!!
AYEKA: Hahahahahahahaa!!!! I'll destroy them both!!!
(Ayeka shoots some missiles at Mihoshi)
MIHOSHI: Oh a green button. (Mihoshi sends out a force field that blocks the missiles)
KIYONE: I love you Mihoshi! You saved our skins!
MIHOSHI: Oh...I love you too...(smiles)
KIYONE: No! No! Not like that! Just as a friend.
MIHOSHI: Okie dokey smokey!!!
SASAMI: I'm glad that Mihoshi didn't get hurt. Ayeka, don't be so mean!
RYOKO: Yeah, Ayeka quit being such a meanie.
AYEKA: Why you litttle- I'll get you too!!!!
RYOKO: Hahaha! Yeah right! You can't get a fly! I'll win the money and Tenchi and I will move to Tokyo and live a long and loving life. Me and Tenchi were made for each other! One day we'll have...let's see....20 kids!!!
SASAMI: Twenty kids!!! Oh wow really? Can I play with them when they're older?
AYEKA: (looking furious) No you can't ,Sasami, because there wonÕt be any!!
RYOKO: Do I detect a hint of jealously?
AYEKA: Eeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!! (shoots a couple of missiles at Ryoko but misses)
RYOKO: Missed me! Hahahaha! Sasami isn't your sister mean?
SASAMI: Yeah so cut it out now Ayeka.
AYEKA: Shut up little girl!!!! Mom and dad loved me best!!!! They hate you!!!
SASAMI: Wha-what?!?!?! You lie!!!! I won't believe it!
RYOKO: There there Sasami. (Ryoko walked beside Sasami) Ayeka is always mean and will never change. Don't believe her!
SASAMI: I'll destroy you Ayeka!!! (launches ten missiles at Ayeka's Mecha's head)
AYEKA: Noooooo!!!!! Betrayed by my own sister! How could you? (Ayeka's Mecha falls apart)
ROBOT SPEAKER: Ayeka Jurai is now out of the battle. Defeated by Sasami Jurai!
SASAMI: Never mess with Sammy!!!
RYOKO: You tell her girlfriend! Why don't we team up and split the prize money at the end?
SASAMI: Okay! Sounds good. (Mechas shake hands)

MEANWHILE....

BASIL: Why are you following me? Do you want to be destroyed even quicker?
WASHU: Destroyed? How could you think such a thing? I thought we were on a team!
BASIL: Team? Fine then! Girls are so emotional...you can team up with me even though I've never teamed up with anyone before. At the end though we'll have to battle.
WASHU: Great! I'll just keep up the back defense.
BASIL: Don't worry everyone else is on the other side of the area. I know that because when you battle as much as I do you pick up things. I heard explosions over there so someone's probably out of the game. I hope it was Mihoshi.
WASHU: Mihoshi is such an annoyance!!!
BASIL: Oh look at the time! Another commercial break is planned soon.
WASHU: Good! They'll announce ranking standing and we can take a break.
BASIL: So why are you really following me?
Washu: Uh....well...it's because...hey here's the commercial!
ROBOT SPEAKER: Mecha-Fighter Rankings are as follows: Ayeka has been defeated by Sasami. Mechas are teaming up, a first in the history of Basil's Super Mecha-Fighters Show. That is all... We will be back right after these words from our sponsors.


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Author's note: Next chapter will be up soon. Thanks for reading this! I actually know where I'm going with this now. Please review!
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