Everyone was watching Inuyasha struggle to say words other than "Yes, you are"

Everyone was watching Inuyasha struggle to say words other than "Yes, you are". Since the whole gang, excluding Inuyasha, knew the cause, they just sat back and laughed. Of course, Miroku had an idea that would only boost his perverted ego.

"Let's go to a village!"

"Why, Miroku?"

"Because, my dear Sango, I have an idea."

"Which is…" urged Kagome.

"a secret," finished Miroku.

By the time they arrived at the village, Inuyasha had quit his attempts to speak normally.

"O.K. Are you guys ready?"

"Yea." Replied everyone.

Inuyasha only grumbled a "Yes, you are."

Miroku grabbed Sango into the middle of the village, yelled to grab all the villagers' attention, then immediately groped Sango the way only he could.

"AAHHH!! HENTAI!! THIS WAS YOUR IDEA?!"

"Not entirely..." replied Miroku, "hey, Inuyasha, aren't I wonderfully unperverted? And if you don't answer, I will take that as a YES!"

Trapped, Inuyasha was forced to whisper, hoping that something else would be heard, a "Yes, you are."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY INUYASHA?" screamed Miroku.

"YES, YOU ARE!"

By then, Inuyasha was trying to claw at Miroku, but was stopped at the sound of-

"OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI!!"

He quickly gave up and just enjoyed the sanctity of the unperverted ground.