Chapter 2

An hour had passed before Patrick, a brightly colored pink starfish, had arrived. While SpongeBob and Squidward were waiting for him they served the few customers that came through the doors, causing the sexual tension to build more than it already was. Patrick Star was confused on why it was so urgent for him to get there until SpongeBob and Squidward explained. Patrick however was quite hesitant. They all stood awkwardly in the main part of the fast food restaurant.

"Patrick, I promise it feels good! We're bestest friends I wouldn't lie to you." SpongeBob said trying to persuade the pink starfish to indulge in the sexual pleasure.

"Fine I'll do it, but after we're going to Weenie Hut Jr." Patrick said like a small child.

"You'll be eating a lot of 'weenie' here Patrick, you might not be hungry after." Squidward said in a sexy tone. Patrick had a confused look on his face. But the Krusty Krab doesn't sell weenies? The starfish was thinking to himself when a cold tentacle entering his green and purple shorts interrupted his thoughts.

"Uh, Squidward, you're touching my special place." Stated Patrick a tad frightened.

"He's supposed to, that's what feels good about it." Said SpongeBob reassuringly as Squidward motioned for SpongeBob to come over. He did so and the sponge began to strip he square clothes off. Squidward got down on his knees once again and slowly began to stroke both the pink star's and yellow sponge's meat sticks. He continued rubbing SpongeBob's member gradually gaining speed. As he rubbed the little suction cups on the squid's tentacles would suck on SpongeBob's trouser snake causing waves of pleasure to shoot up his body. Squidward took out Patrick's long pink manhood and moved it gradually in and out of his mouth, still moving his right tentacle on the sponge's dick. Patrick had this tingly feeling he'd never had before. Squidward began to move Patrick's love shaft faster in and out and fondled his balls with his left hand. The green squid stopped and stood up.

"Patrick, your genius is showing." SpongeBob said as Patrick's pink genitalia rose into a 9 inch sea monster. Just then they heard a door open, it wasn't the entrance to the restaurant; it was the door to Mr. Krabs office.

"What are ye lads doing in me restaurant?" Mr. Krabs shouted. The squid, sponge, and starfish all had guilty looks on their faces. "If yer going to be experimentin' then do it in the kitchen, yer going to scare me customers away!" The red crab said then whispered. "And when yer blowin' yer cannons use it as tartar sauce for the krabby patties." He was about to go back to his office when his eyes then lit up with green dollar signs. "Actually boys, what if we made a wee deal. If you let me video tape you and sell it, then I won't fire you for scaring me customers away." The three looked at each other then looked back at Mr. Krabs who was only thinking of the money that could be made off these innocent lovers. Ultimately the three said yes and moved to the kitchen grabbing their various articles of clothes from the floor. Once they got to the kitchen and Mr. Krabs place the camera on the windowsill of the ordering window and stood in Squidwards boat shaped cashier's desk. He pressed play.

Squidward advanced on the two butt naked sea creatures. He bent SpongeBob over the cutting station and slowly put his green genitalia in to yellow sponge's tight butthole. SpongeBob let out a small moan. The squid moved his hips slowly but surely picking up the pace. Patrick stood there unsure of what to do with himself so he said "Hey SpongeBob, if Squidward is already filling your hole where do I put my um . . . genius?" Then SpongeBob with a moan said "But Patrick, I'm made of holes." With that Patrick moved towards them and took his 9 inch sea monster and put it into a hole on the right side of SpongeBob's body.

Mr. Krabs hadn't had any action since his daughter, Pearl the whale, mom was around. He felt oddly turned on by the situation before him. He moved his claw into his pants and started to move it up and down his crustaceous shaft slowly. SpongeBob looked up and noticed the crab enjoying himself.

"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" said SpongeBob somewhat seductively. Squidward was really picking up pace now and SpongeBob was letting out deep throaty moans. He felt this tingly fire build and build and build until he was banging against the counter. His hand was throbbing from hitting the counter so hard. So focused on giving that sponge the ride of a life time he didn't notice Patrick came behind him. The next thing Squidward knew he had Patrick's genius in him. Squidward made a noise that sounded like him playing the clarinet. The three were now having a conga line of sex and Mr. Krabs pleasuring himself as the whole thing was caught on film when they heard the restaurant doors open. Someone just walked in on the biggest sex scandal in fast food ever. Mr. Karbs' heart dropped out of his mouth it could be his worst enemy that just walked in, Plankton, or even worse. . .a health inspector! Mr. Krabs quickly turned around.

There stood Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Aquaman.