Summary: Sonny and Chad fight. They both decided never to talk to each other ever again. Who's going to give up first? Sonny/Chad
Usual Disclaimer: I don't own Sonny with a Chance, this is not affiliated with Sonny with a Chance, etc.
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The So Random cast was hanging out in the prop house. Sonny was telling them about Chad's plan.
"What?" Nico said. "That is so not fair."
"Wait, Chad's banning us 'cause of Tweedle-dum's identity crisis?" Zora asked.
Grady gave her an upset expression. "The pyschologist said I was expressing myself!"
Sonny stood up. "Well, we're not gonna let Chad stop us! Right, guys?"
"Well, I don't really care if Chad bans Grady," said Tawni.
"Come on, Tawni, we're all in this together!" said Sonny. "Come on, team cheer! One, two-"
"Ooh, we should count to thirty seven thousand," said Tawni, leaning in excitedly. "According to an online poll, that's how many people think I'm gorgeous!"
"And how many times did you vote for yourself?" asked Zora.
Tawni looked at the floor."Well, only about......I don't want to talk about it."
"You're just upset 'cause you can't win anything without cheating," said Nico. "Meanwhile, Grady and me, we won that pie eating contest fair and square."
"Um, actually, we stuffed some of the pie down our pants," Grady pointed out. "And then we gave it to Sonny and Tawni later."
"You what?!?" demanded Sonny and Tawni.
"Oh, come on, it wasn't really cheating," said Grady. "The pie would have gotten in our pants in the end anyway."
"EWWWWWWWWWW!" Tawni shrieked. "This is so gross!"
She started to hyperventilate. "I need some lipgloss!" Tawni collapsed onto the couch dramatically.
"I got some," said Grady. He held up a tube.
"Ooh, what flavour?" asked Tawni eagerly. "I mean, ooh-" -gasp- "-what-" -gasp- "-flavour?"
"It says puh- puh-" began Grady.
"That's right, sound it out," said Sonny encouragingly.
"Pie-na Cola Duh," said Grady triumphantly.
"Pina Colada!" hissed Zora.
"Yummy!" said Tawni. She snatched the lip gloss and started putting it on.
"So, why do you have lipgloss, anyway?" asked Sonny.
She was started to feel worried about Grady. First, wearing Marshall's Sleeping Beauty wig, then the Hannah Montana dancing, then lipgloss.
"There were free samples of makeup at the mall," said Grady. "I got like twenty."
Well, that explained why he came back from the mall looking like a clown.
"Aw, man, the lady only let me take one," said Nico, looking disappointed.
"Oh, she said I could only take one, but-" -Grady grinned maniacally- "I stuffed a whole bunch of them down my pants!"
Tawni looked up, horrified. "You mean- This lipgloss- Your pants- EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" She ran from the room, screaming.
Marshall walked into the room. "Does Grady have my wig again?" he asked irritably. He frowned. "What are you guys doing?"
Zora removed her finger from the gnome's ear.
Nico stopped trying to kiss his elbow.
Grady stopped eating his lipgloss.
In the silence, it was easy to hear Tawni shrieking in the background.
Marshall blinked.
Sonny smiled brightly. "I was just working up some So Random team spirit!"
"Oh," Marshall said, forcing a smile. He walked off, muttering something about "I'm not getting paid enough for this."
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A/N: Well, I didn't update yesterday. Oh well. This is pretty short, but it was fun to write. The next chapter should have So Random trying to use the hallways. So I think everyone's pretty much in character, except possibly Nico. And Grady is a more extreme Grady. So, what did you think? REVIEW!
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