CHAPTER 2
A few months after the eventful first night of passion the Eva pilots were at NERV for their synchronization tests. They were sitting in their entry plugs waiting for the it to begin while Misato spoke to them over the speaker. "The test shall now begin." she said before starting. The start up was normal for the pilots, except for Shinji's. His synchronization was having some issues! Misato tried restarting the test but there was still problems. "Shinji's having a problem synchronizing with his Eva, can you figure out what it is?" Misato asked Ritsuko. Ritsuko got to work, she began to analyze all the data and discovered the results.
"There seems to be two things in the entry plug synchronizing with the Eva!" she exclaimed.
"Two!? That's impossible! Who else is in the entry plug with him?!"
"There is no other life form in the entry plug that we can see. Our only option is to do a full body scan on Shinji to see if there is any abnormalities with him."
"Okay make it fast, Ritsuko."
Shinji exits the entry plug and is sent to a room where he must be decontaminated for a full body scan. He then enters the machine and waits for further instructions.
"Shinji just stay completely still until I tell you to do otherwise." Misato says through the overhead speaker.
"Okay…?" Shinji responds curiously.
The scanner light begins to scan Shinji from his head to toes. When the test is over Misato addresses Shinji in a shaky voice, "Uhh...Shinji? You're dismissed for the day. Please go home."
Unsure of what the results of his scan was, Shinji got into the car with Misato and she drove them home without saying a word to him. When they arrived home Shinji walked into the kitchen and saw Pen Pen drinking another beer. Isn't this some sort of animal abuse? He thought to himself as he walked past the comic relief.
Shinji walked to his room and began to listen to his walkman for the next 4 hours before Misato called him into the kitchen for dinner. He sat at the table with her, Pen Pen, and Asuka and they all began to eat their instant ramen.
"So Misato, what was the result of the scan you did on me? You never told me."
Misato nervously looked to the side. "Now Shinji, I don't think this is the best time to tell you. Lets just enjoy our meal in peace."
Now Shinji began to become worried. "Why won't you tell me now!? Am I dying? Do I have an STD?! What is it Misato?!"
"You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"Tell me! I want to know if something is wrong with me!"
Misato took a deep breath and decided to tell him. "Shinji, I knew you and Kaworu are close but I didn't realize just HOW close you two are."
"So it IS an STD!?" the color drained from Shinji's face.
"No, it's much worse. You're pregnant." Misato continued.
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT! Asuka spat her instant ramen across the table onto Pen Pen's face. "WHAT?" she yelled, "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Stupid Shinj has a PENIS, I've seen it, Misato so that obviously can't happen!"
"I don't know how it happened but I hope Kaworu can pay for child support." Misato said.
"I'm a pregnant guy and all you care about is if he can pay CHILD SUPPORT?!" Shinji cried, "Why does no one care about me…"
"Stop whining all the time, dumbass. Honestly, you act like such a girl it's no wonder you got knocked up" Asuka bitched with a mouthful of instant ramen.
"Oh my god how am I going to tell Kaworu? What if he leaves me? What if he doesn't want a kid?" Shinji angsted while clutching his fertile stomach.
"Did you have any clue you were pregnant?" Misato asked. Shinji thought for a few moments then nodded. "I puked every now and then. I guess that was morning sickness."
"Shinji you dumb fuck, you should have known sooner! If you were puking every morning then no shit it was morning sickness!" Asuka yelled.
"Asuka, chill." Misato said as she opened another beer.
"I will NOT chill! You shouldn't have been so dumb! Now you're pregnant and there's going to be two crying Shinji's in this house. I hope you're happy because you dun' goofed."
How will I tell Kaworu Shinji thought as his eyes started filling with tears. How will he react? Will he leave me?
"What, are you going to cry now? Stupid Shinji got pregnant! Now he is gonna go be all angsty about it! HA! You know for a pregnant man you sure are a woman!" Asuka spat as she ran off into her room.
I can't tell Kaworu! He'll be angry for sure! And what if Father finds out? He already hates me and that was before I got pregnant. What if I can't pilot the Eva! What use am I? I should just die! Shinji cried while going to his room. Why does Asuka have to be such a bitch to me? Is she jealous because I'm going to be a better mother than her? Maybe she just needs to get used to the idea of a second Shinji in the house.
While in her room, Asuka fumed about Shinji's pregnancy. I bet stupid Shinji couldn't even be a good mother! I could do better than him! I'm always better than stupid Shinji! She thought as she pulled out her phone and dialed Kaworu's phone number. If Shinji is trying to one up me on everything, I can at least ruin his relationship.
The phone rang three times before Kaworu answered. Before he could greet Asuka, she chimed "Kaworu, I have some big news for you!"
"What is it?" Kaworu asked calmly.
"You got Shinji pregnant! The idiot is going to get fat and have your baby now!" She exclaimed.
"Oh good." He responded. There was a brief period of silence before Asuka responded.
"You…you don't care? You're not upset?"
"Why would I be? Reproduction is a part of Lilian seduction and intercourse. By requesting to engage in intercourse with me, Shinji-kun expressed his desire to reproduce. I simply fulfilled his desire because I was able to make it possible." Kaworu responded.
"Kaworu, I'm pretty sure he just wanted to bang you. That's it."
"Oh…" Kaworu went silent, "Why would he desire to harm me? I was just trying to bring joy to Shinji-kun."
"That's not what I meant by banging, dumbass! He wanted you to stick your penis in his asshole, thrust a few times, then leave! He didn't want to get pregnant you dumb shit!" Asuka replied.
"Oops."
"Oops!? This is an accident you can (not) redo!" She yelled again and hung up.
Is he retarded or something? Why doesn't he care that he got Shinji knocked up? She wondered when she heard crying coming from the Shinji's room. Asuka quietly left her room and listened outside of Shinji's door.
"YOU MEANT TO GET ME PREGNANT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!" he yelled as he threw his phone across the room into a wall. "How could this happen to me?"
Asuka wanted to leave him alone, but she knew what she needed to do. Sliding open the door she was greeted the sight of Pen Pen consoling Shinji. The penguins squawks fell on deaf ears though, for Shinji was too busy sobbing to listen to his wise advice.
Asuka interrupted the two by pushing Pen Pen out of the way. "Shinji!" She yelled, "You need to stop crying for five seconds of your life and grow up! You're going to have a baby and baby's learn from their parents so you need to set a good example!"
"Asuka, if I do have a baby then it's going to live with us! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! It's going to live with an alcoholic, a huge bitch, and me! There will be no good examples! The only one here who's responsible enough to raise a child is Pen Pen!" Shinji yelled back.
"Well I'll give you a week."
"A week?"
"Shinji, you have one week to man up or I'm going to tell Gendo!"
Author's Note: Sorry for taking so long for this one, I wanted to make sure it was perfect haha. This story should be getting more intense from this point on!
