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Couples: Still Unknown
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It is official. The rocket blasted off, with only Dawn in the rocket. The staff forgot to mention this was a solo mission, but the planet she was going to had oxygen and water(Go with my logic,K? This is MY story), so there was no need to worry. She was scared and thought, If only someone was here with me… Preferably Ash…
But as people say, "Be careful what you wish for."
Back in Unova/Isshu...
"We steal pokemon from people's grasps!"
"Filling the air with many gasps!"
"We defeat all opposition, leaving them in our wake!"
"Clashing down our opponents like a gardening rake!"
"What the…" Ash said. "A gardening rake, really? Can they get any lamer?"
"Filling the world with guilt and hate!"
"Once we've done so, our work is complete!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"It goes by the name, Meowth!"
"Leving the do-gooders in our path!"
"'Cause we Team Rocket, throwing you in the hatch!"
"Really? How can you come up with such lame mottos? What kids!" Iris commented.
"That motto really lacks the spice needed for ACTUAL good mottos," Cilan judged.
"SHUT UP!" Team Rocket yelled.
"Right, cut to the chase, what do you want?" Ash asked.
"We want to steal you Pikachu, of course! But we realized, we had battles on land only, almost never in the air, so…" Jessie started.
The ground shook. A nosecone of a rocket emerged, soon the body and eventually, our heroes realized they were standing on a rocket.
"WHAT THE HELL/FRENCH TOAST?" Our heroes yelled. I'll leave you all to guess who said "what the French toast".
"We will have a battle in space!" James announced.
"And due to the high altitude, your electric attacks ain't gonna woik, Twoipychu (Pikachu)!" Meowth said.
"BLAST OFF!" The evil trio yelled.
Ash facepalmed. Iris sweatdropped. Cilan shook his head. They wondered why those three buffoons believed that a spacial battle would result in victory.
"Well, let's end it now. Pikachu, Iron Tail, okay?" Ash asked.
"Chu… PIKA!" the furry rodent yelled, batting the evil trio away like a baseball bat hitting a baseball.
"Well, I can't say I am surprised." James said, sailing through the air.
"Next time, let's try underwater!" Jessie yelled, following James.
"Why do I get a feeling that will fail too?" Meowth asked.
"Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!"
"And there she goes. I'll say they travelled to the other end of Unova," Cilan estimated.
"Won't they EVER learn?" Iris asked.
"Erm… Guys, how do you drive this thing?" Ash asked. The trio looked at each other.
"We are doomed." Ash said, as the rocket exited Earth's atmosphere.
Well, end of that now.
Daijoubu, take it easy and keep adventurin'.
