Chapter 2:

Teh nect day I work up in my bathroom. It was pissing rain n snow again. I opened my door and pressed a zgun into meh body, ingecting z into my pale, goff bod. I got outta this bathrrom and and got meh usual unesmble: black everything: black callots, black brassures and an black Maralynn Mansen tee shirtt. I put my uber long mysterious black (get it? Cuz everythins black!) hair into goff tails tat made me look ttly goff and not like a PEP!

Meh friend, Willow Isabe'lla Rachel Hannah Diablo Tara Eliza Beth Mag Kriss Krisss Stephanie Way (TATS U PAIGE!!!) chagrined when she soo meh hawtness and looked bac at meh sexii marylen mansenm shirt.

"OMFG I saw u talkin 2 Grave robber yesterday!!!!!!" willow screamed, excited for a reason I didn't knew

"Ya? Soo? " I asked, chagrining

"Doo u like Grave robber?' she asked, chagrining largely.

"No, i dont! I HATE U WILLLOH! U ALWAYS STAT RUMERS!" i ran away crying from the former fiend. she collidd wit Grave robber

"Hi" he husked out thru his lps

"hi" I replied sexily, tryng 2 look sexier then willoh.

"Guess wat'

"WAT?!"

"Wel, Whole & NIN r havng an concert in sant (how do u spell ths?) square" he said husikly

"OH. M. FEE.. GOD!" i cumed in meh collets. I wuv nin n whole. They r m fav bands

"I se u came…ill take tat as a yes 2 u cuming wit me 2 tat concert"

I cam once again