Lemony: Ok, I finally found out what a Gherkin is…and I'll tell you at the end of this chapter. This pairing was requested a long-ass time ago by a bunch of people, so here it is. One more thing, the requests come at a first come, first serve bases. And I'm saying this right now, I might not get to everyone's pairing so just bear with me.


Can't Handle It

Pairing: Rukia and Byakuya


Rukia Kuchiki had no idea how to be a 'noble woman'. She grew in Rukongai for goodness sakes! But when she was adopted by the Kuchiki clan she knew she had to learn fast.

Although totally cold to her, she could always count on Byakuya to tell her what was considered 'right' and what was considered 'wrong'.

Apparently sleeping in regular pajamas was considered 'wrong' by noble standards. Rukia remembered the first time she went to sleep in the Kuchiki Manor and Byakuya demanded she take off those hideous fleece bunny pajamas. She didn't have another pair so she basically slept in her underwear for the first night.

The next day, the elder Kuchiki took her shopping and gave her some frilly little night gown that left little (if anything at all) to the imagination. Rukia remembered when she was in the clothing store just staring at the damn thing as if it was going to bite her.

"All noble women," Byakuya said in his usual bored tone, "wear this to bed."

So she watched as her now adoptive brother made his way through the store picking up and examining each nightie before decided whether or not it was suitable for her. Rukia just thought he was being nice.

What the fuck ever.

He was being a perverted bastard!

Byakuya didn't even realize what he was doing! He remembered the first time he laid eyes on Rukia. He thought Hisana had sprung up from grave. But, in all honesty, he tried to control himself.

He really did.

But every time he looked at Rukia his tenting robes told a different story. She looked so much like her sister it was uncanny. But she wasn't like her at all, Rukia was sharp and a bit of a smart-alec, Hisana was quiet and always knew her place.

Was it the personality difference that made Byakuya lose his mind?

He didn't know, but one thing was true, he liked to watch Rukia prance around Kuchiki Manor in small, revealing nighties. He had to threaten the hired help not to utter a word about her nightly attire. If anyone said anything they could count on a clean beat down.

And now here they where, it was just another summer night in the Serietie. It seemed like nothing exciting was happening as usual. Byakuya was in his study inside Kuchiki Manor just catching up on some paperwork that his idiot vice-captain forgot to do. His pen was moving steadily, cruising through the mountain of work. He stopped when he heard thump above his head. The raven-haired man put his pen down and listened carefully, he heard another thump this time louder. He looked up at the ceiling and heard the thump again. Byakuya quickly thought about all the rooms in the gigantic house and realized the thumpity-thumpy-thump was coming from Rukia's bedroom.

"What the hell?" Byakuya said to himself as he began to go investigate. As he walked through the halls the thumping sound was getting more persistent and louder. Byakuya stood outside Rukia's bedroom door, he knocked softly but didn't receive a reply, but all he heard was thumper-thumpity-thumpy.

Byakuya cracked the door slightly to see what the hell Rukia was doing. He nearly had a conniption fit when he saw Rukia…

Dancing on her bed…

In nothing but a black bra and dark green boxers.

"Knees bent, ass out!" Rukia sang with her earbuds blaring music in her ears, she had her music player tucked into the waistband of the boxer shorts as she danced without a care in the world. Byakuya watched as Rukia jumped into a squatting position and pop her ass to the beat. He immediately went stone-hard when he saw the boxers rise up her legs and hug her pert little bottom. Byakuya let out an audible groan but Rukia didn't hear him she just continued to dance totally obvious to the fact that that her Nii-Sama was peeping.

"You may hate me, but it ain't no lie! Baby, Bye, Bye, Bye!" Rukia continued moving from one side of her room to the next while happily swiveling her hips. Byakuya watched, awestruck, as Rukia did dance moves that would make a stripper jealous. Rukia broke into the splits and humped the ground while the boxers rode up her legs and her breasts bounced in the bra.

Byakuya Kuchiki thought he was going to have a goddamn stroke when he saw Rukia wriggle her shoulders and grind to her music. He was standing there, just watching her. The elder Kuchiki had no idea his hand was at the front of his robes rubbing his erection through the fabric.

"I wanna take a ride on your Disco Stick!" She continued waving her hands above her head.

Disco stick? (Lemony: I couldn't resist!)

Byakuya eyes went wide as saucers when Rukia slowed her frenzied dancing and fell into a slow grind. He watched as she rolled her pelvis to the beat, slowly gyrating. His mouth went dry when he saw her tiny body rotate, her hips swinging, and her eyes closed as she danced on her bed.

"I bet the neighbors know my name, the way you screaming, scratching, yelling…" She sang softly.

Rukia was happily enjoying herself until she opened her eyes and saw her Nii-Sama standing in her bedroom doorway.

"OH SHIT!" Rukia cried as she toppled backwards and landed on the floor right on her ass!

WHAM!

Byakuya instinctively strode over to her scowling his usual monotone scowl. He glared down at Rukia with his grey eyes cold but clouded slightly. Rukia looked up her Nii-Sama with her ass smarting and she quickly snatched her earbuds out. Byakuya quirked his lips when he saw a thin layer of sweat cover Rukia's yummy little body.

"Rukia," He said a bit huskily, "What are you doing?"

"Um…dancing…" Rukia said innocently,

"Well stop this foolishness. It's causing a racket." Byakuya said trying his hardest to sound stern.

Her dancing was causing a racket all right.

A racket in his pants.

"And…" Byakuya began, his eyes threatened to widen but he keep his expression neutral. "Why are you wearing my boxers?"

Rukia gulped, she was afraid of this…

"The maid didn't get around to the laundry today Nii-Sama, all my nighties are dirty." Rukia paused and swallowed the lump that formed in her throat. "I didn't have anything else to sleep in so…"

Byakuya was so hard it hurt.

He didn't even hear her explanation, just seeing her in his shorts was enough to make him want to through Rukia over his shoulder and march her into his bedroom and fuck her silly.

Byakuya didn't say another word as he turned on his heels and made a mad dash from her bedroom. Rukia sat on the floor and a fierce blush engulfed her face, she had seen…something poking out under Byakuya's robes.

And she knew for fact what it was.

While trying to explain herself, she nearly got hit with his member. Rukia wondered if she caused it. Rukia made a determined expression…she was going find out…

~Later That Night~

Byakuya lay awake in his bed, laying on his stomach trying to stop his cock from twitching. Why had he gone to investigate the damned sound? Images of Rukia dancing shot back to him every time he closed his eyes. Then what she was wearing only made it worse!

Who dances in boxers and a bra? (Lemony: me when I feel like it)

The elder Kuchiki stared into the darkness, his mind blank. He was startled when he heard his bedroom door slide open.

"Nii-sama?" He heard someone say softly, Byakuya leaned up on his elbows and saw Rukia standing in his doorway.

"Rukia, do you have any idea what time it is?" He said trying to get her to go away,

"No," Rukia replied, Byakuya scowled into the darkness.

"What do you want? I'm trying to sleep." The elder Kuchiki said his tone cold enough to freeze fire.

"I…I had a bad dream…" Rukia purred smirking slightly, she could barely see two grey eyes go wide in darkness. "I'm scared to sleep alone. Can I stay with you?"

Byakuya almost died.

Was she serious?

She couldn't be serious!

Before he had a chance to answer Rukia had already crawled into his bed and snuggled up against him. Byakuya froze when he felt heat radiate off her body.

"Rukia…" Byakuya said, Rukia didn't answer instead she pretended to snore. Byakuya made a face, he knew a normal person couldn't fall asleep that damn easily. Rukia kept one-eye open as she stealthily placed her hand on his stomach and she felt him twitch slightly.

"No…no…no…" Byakuya's mind said, but his erection wasn't listening. Rukia continued to make an exaggerated attempt to pretend to sleep while she let her hands wander.

Finally, Byakuya couldn't take it anymore.

He bit his lower lip and in one fast movement he trapped Rukia beneath him, the raven-haired girl's breathing hitched when she felt Byakuya roll on top of her.

"Stop it." He demanded, "You really have no fucking idea what you're getting yourself into."

Rukia flinched at how he addressed her. His tone wasn't cold by any means, his words were on fire and it shot right between Rukia's legs. She shook beneath her adoptive brother staring up into the darkness.

"But…but…" Rukia stammered, Byakuya lowered the front of his silk pajamas and let his length rest on Rukia exposed stomach.

"No buts. You can't handle this…" He said snatching the boxers off of her body,

"Can too…" Rukia said, she never backed down from a challenge and she sure as hell wasn't gonna start now! Byakuya whipped an eyebrow, he smirked for the first time in fifty years.

Byakuya grasped Rukia by her ankles and twisted her body sideways and spread her leg wide. She was laying on her side with her legs at a perfect 90 degree angle, she let out a little peep of pain of how forcefully Byakuya held her legs still.

"No you can't…"

"Yes I can!"

"Shall we test that theory…?" Byakuya growled letting the tip of his erection graze Rukia's heat. The small girl tried to buck once she felt it but she could only move so much. The elder Kuchiki groaned when he felt her wetness come into contact with him. Byakuya just couldn't help himself, in one hard thrust he sheathed himself within his beloved adoptive sister.

Both Rukia and Byakuya moaned at the connection. In what little light they had, Byakuya could see Rukia with her eyes closed murmuring something. Byakuya let his instincts take hold and he began to hungrily thrust into her plowing through any resistance met. He was on his knees as he began to powerfully slid in and out of her, splitting her wet flesh. The elder Kuchiki stopped momentarily when he got an idea.

It was common knowledge Rukia was a tiny woman, but that's what made this more fun…

Taking her by the ankles once more, Byakuya began to manipulated her legs while plunging into her hot, sweet pleasure. He opened her legs wide, closed, moved them side to side, left to right, up and down, and then diagonal.

Rukia was bouncing helplessly on the bed as her Nii-Sama thundered into her.

Byakuya used Rukia's legs like the arms on an analog clock, he moved them to 10 and 2, 7 and 8, 9 and 11, 12 and 6 and ongoing.

Rukia was biting into his pillow as he heat was invaded by a hard, stiff cock. She growling audibly as Byakuya pressed into her sweetness. Her tightness made him bit his lower lip to keep from groaning. He rotated her legs while thrusting deep and filling her to hilt each time. Rukia cried out loudly when Byakuya hammered into her sweet spot over and over again still rotating her legs.

"Oh shit, shit, shit!" Nii-Ahhhhh!" The younger Kuchiki cried with her adoptive brother pounding into her with in a fierce paroxysm.

"Take it Rukia…" Byakuya growled, "You wanted it…now fucking take it…shit!"

He was jerking her legs furiously now, he tightness ranging from a vice-grip to choking. Rukia, still laying on her side, was completely oblivious to everything but the elder Kuchiki. Byakuya thrust once, twice, then the third time around he felt his release approaching.

Rukia came already, and was still cumming. Byakuya had fucked her into multiple orgasm, it was unworldly how tight her stomach clenched and she spilled her juices, soaking Byakuya's lions and her essence was steadily dripping from her heat.

"Byaku—Ahhh! Oh God…Oh God…Oh God…YES!" Rukia moaned,

Byakuya's breathing became labored as he fought off his orgasm that threatened to take his body whole. In short, heated thrusts he jerked and yanked at Rukia's legs enjoying the sexy sounds she made. Finally Byakuya came, exploding with his white-hot eruption filling Rukia. Byakuya looked down at Rukia with his chest heavy, he didn't give a damn that he had just fucked his deceased wife's sister. He had been a self-enforced celibate for years and it felt so good to be reminded what it felt like to shoot jet after jet of his creamy release within a woman.

Byakuya finally let go of Rukia's legs, the limp appendages flopped onto the bed. Byakuya leaned down and kissed Rukia on top of her forehead. The poor thing had passed out during that ordeal.

Byakuya smirked triumphantly, he whispered in his sleeping sister's ear,

"I told you, you couldn't handle it."

THE END! (position practiced: The Tik Tok.)


Lemony: *wipes sweat off brow* whew, that was tiring. There you have it BykuxRuki lovers. Hope you enjoyed... and a Gherkin is a type of cucumber/pickle. You likely the Lemony Kama Sutra so far? Well then…REVIEW!