I, Voca-Mix, have revived myself from the dead to finish this story. You see, I'm in the middle of writing a Naruto story and I don't own a computer and...I had writer's block. Well, enjoy!

Akuma observed the room from the corner. How did I even get to this moment? Akuma thought to herself. This small little girl had a dark life. Unlike most of the Vocaloids, she's actually is human. In fact, most of the new vocaloids are human except Kamiko. Akuma never understood why people had fun at parties and other social gatherings. She had only one "friend", as much as she hates to admit it, Aika. This is an ironic pairing because Aika is her polar opposite.

"Herro!" said Aika when she walked up to Akuma.

"Yaho, Aika..." Akuma said, uncertain. Akuma is originally from America and her Japanese is poor, even for a creepy Otaku...Meanwhile, on the other side of the room was Luka, bugging her nephew.

"Luka-senpai!" Kamiko yelled.

"All was simply was telling you was that you need to look more like me..."

"I already have pink hair! This makes me look gay!"

"Isn't your natural hair color? Besides, your name is Kamiko. I wouldn't be surprised if you suddenly came out of the closet..." Kamiko was shocked to her this from his aunt.

"Well then, if we saying how we feel, I think you need to lay off the tuna. Think of sharing some with me. You're staving me at your house. How am I suppose to eat is the only food in your house is tuna and you eat it all? !"

"Well, get a new favorite food..."

"We live in Japan! Fish practically fall out the sky!"

"Hey, hey. No need to get rowdy..." A voice from the door.

"Yeah!" said a higher pitch voice.

"Go away, Gakupo..." said Luka.

"Hey! Don't be mean to my uncle!" The girl next to him.

"Beat it, Pika..." Kamiko said. The little girl glared.

"Look Megurine, nothing is getting the way of Uncle and Auntie Luka getting together..."

"Nani?" Luka said. "We are not getting together..."

"That's what you're saying now, but just you wait..." Kamiko picked Pika up by her waist. "Hey! What are you doing? !" Pika squealed.

"Taking out the trash..." Kamiko then carried her away. Then Meiko came, dragging a short girl in tow.

"Heeeeeeeey, Lukaaaaaaa..."Meiko said with the scent of sake on her breath.

"Hey, Meiko..." Luka said, unwelcoming.

"Heeeeeeeey, I want to meet this musical genius, Akuma..."

"Hello, I'm Megurine Luka, how do you do?" said Luka. Akuma stared at her blankly probably because this is what Akuma heard: "Konnichiwa, watashi no onamae wa Megurine Luka desu. Hajimashite!~"

"What?" Akuma said confused.

"Oh," Luka said, "We have an English speaker..." Luka cleared her throat. "Herro, mai nemu izu Megurine Luka. Hao dzu yuu dzu?" Akuma gave her weird look but she didn't complain. Bad English is better than no English. Then she decided to make fun of her.

"Herro. Mai nemu izu Akuma Akune. Ai masu sei dato yoru buubuzu aru ruukin rada raruju!" Akuma said with a giant smile plastered on her face.

"You know I can speak competent English, right?" Akuma shot back.

"What? !"

"In response to what you said, I must said that yours are looking rather small...what are they? C-cup?" Akuma stared in shock. Then Luka walked away. I thought only Meri-baachan was the only one that can speak English...

For now, I have to put it to rest. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. Matane/Jaane!