A/N Welcome back everyone! Its KrabbyBallZ here with another chapter of Vanoss Ball Z! So ill start off with answering some reviews.

To Asher hitsugaya: Why thank you! When i started this i didnt really know if anyone would like it. But it turns out someone does!

To blazeing Nyan cat: Oh we will definitely be going to that point! Im already planning all the movies that take place after the Namek Saga. It might end around battle of gods or it could even go into GT.

To Rancor Lover: Theyve talked to some namekians already. They got there temporary house from them, but i didnt include the conversation because i didnt really know to write it out. But there will definitely be some Namekian interaction in this chapter. Especially with Vegeta and Nappa on there way to cause some explosive mischief.

Anywho heres Morgan Freeman with the disclaimer

"Why hello there young ones, im Morgan Freeman. And KrabbyBallZ doesnt own dbz, or me and any other real life likeness in this story. Now if you dont mind i must go. Got a game of poker with king kai later today."

P.S Poll at the end of the chapter.

Vanoss Ball Z Chapter 2

(Somewhere in a strange cave)

"YOU! YOUR MY NEW BOY!" Screamed out a voice. "GET THIS CRAzy MAN OFF OF ME!" yelled another voice. These voices belonged to none other than Krillin and Arnold Schwartzinager "But son! We can do all the father son things like swinging on the swings in the park, or getting to the choppa as bullets fly around you from every direction." Said Krillin finnaly pulled himself free of the crazy man and yelled "Warzone evac does not sound like father son activity! And YOUR NOT MY DAD!" Arnold looked hurt and said "you dont even want to play throwie ball with me!" he then pulled a dragon ball out of a big bag he had on. Gohan who had been quite throughout the whole exchange looke shocked and said "Where did you get that!" Arnold adapted a thoughtful look and said "Ah, that takes me back. it was about 12 minutes ago

(Flashback)
Arnold was currently flying over mountains by...Well, spinning in the air and flailing around at the same time. "MY ROFL CHOPPA GOES SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL. said Arnold.
As hes flying he doesnt notice a window of a isolated house hes flying (if you can call it that) toward. It was on top of a large cliff all by itself and had a window open. Arnold flys through Hitting a dragonball off of a shelf and miraculously landing it in his bag and then crashing through the wall on the other end of the house and flailing off into the sunset. There were two figures inside who witnessed this event and the bigger of the two who was sitting on a throne yelled "OH GOD! NATURAL LIGHT!" and he then fainted. The other one who was stareing dumbfounded out the huge gapeing hole in the wall snapped out of his stupor and looked at his leader disaprovingly.

(Flashback end)

The group of three stared at Arnold dumbfounded at how he described getting the ball. "So you mean to tell me you got a ball by flailing around in the sky and then going through a window while knocking the ball off a shelf and then crashing through the wall?" Said Bulma. "Yes that is correct" Arnold answered. Gohan looked at the man and asked "Mr. you wouldnt mind giveing us that ball would you?" Arnold looked at the boy and yelled "NO IT IS FOR MY BOY!" Krillin sighed and mad a decision that he would probably come to regret in the long run. "Fine ill be your son,
but you better give us that ball." Arnold suddenly perked up and yelled "AH MY NEW BOY ACCEPTS ME! HERE MY BOY YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY PRESENT! He tosses the ball at them and then grabs Gohan and Krillins arm and yells "GET TO THE CHOPPA!" And starts spinning off into the sunset with an already dizzy Gohan and Krillin while yelling "SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL." Bulma just stares dumbfounded as the aparrent new member of the group spinned off into the namekian sunset with Krillin and GOhan.

(in a nearby village)

Krillin and Gohan were nearly ready to hurl when Arnold suddenly landed. "Remind us before you ever do that again please!" Yelled Krillin. Arnold quickly put his hand over Krillins mouth and said "SHHHHH My boy there are enemies down there!" Meanwhile down in the village the hill they were on overlooked a figure in armor with a white body and purple jewel like things on his head. He quickly looks over at the hill swearing he heard a noise. "what was that" he asked. Suddenly another noise comes from the hill but in an austrian voice. "Quack". A large pink alien just stared at Freiza and said "oh its just a space duck Freiza." Freiza just looked at a slightly human like green man and said "Zarbon two or three more". "Two or three more?" He replied Freiza just stares at the namekian elder and says "Two or three more." and so with the command zarbon blasts about 4 Namekians with a wnergy beam. Freiza looked at him impressed and said "Oh very good Zarbon, You added an extra in."
He then looks at Dedoria who is still staring where the space duck is supposed to be and says "See Dedoria why cant you be more like him?" He stares over at Freiza for a minute and says "sorry, just listening to the space duck." And with that the quack sounded agian. "Quack, Quack! EYEAAAH!" Dedoria just stares over at the hill in wonder and says "what a majestic creature."
Freiza just stares at Dedoria and goes back to the elder and says "Now then, wheres the dragon ball?" The namekian elder just gives him a rough glare and says "Ill never tell you scum!"
Freiza just stares at him with a smirk and says "Dedoria kill the kid." Dedoria moves in to kill the young namekian but just before he kills him a loud voice yells out "MY ROFL COPTER GOES SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL SOL!" and swoops in saving the young namekian from death. He then flies off into the namekian sunset once again leaving Gohan and Krillan behind.
Freiza just stares bewildered and says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Dedoria stares off in wonder and says "It was the space duck..." in a mystified Voice. Freiza just glares at the elder and blows him up finding the dragon ball on his remains. "Dedoria chase after the space duck and get that boy!" Dedoria breaks out of his trance and says "Yes lord Freiza" and takes off. Freiza looks at Zarbon and says "Zarbon we will be continuing on towards the next dragon ball." "Um lord Friza you realise the namekian destroyed our scouters right?" Freiza then gets an iritated look and says "well shit, and they fly off to look for them manually."

(back with vanoss and the gang)

Everybody wakes up with a start and runs outside to see the residue of an explosion off in the distance. "What the hecks going on! You all know not to interupt me during bannanna time!" yelled Lui Suddenly two figures flew away from the explosion coming towards the village. Delirious stopped a nearby namekian and asked "what the hecks going on over there" The namekian looks toward the aproaching figures and said "Its saiyans! Run before they kill us all!" he then proceeds to run out of the village. Before they can even think the two figures were upon them and landed right in front of them.
They both wore a strange armor they have never seen before. One of them was tall and burly kind of like a russian wrestler. While the other one was small but gave off a powerful vibe to himself.
"Ah todays just been a good day Nappa!" the small one said. "ive killed off Cui and Dedoria no sweat and now weve got a group of weak looking humans and animals that have a dragonball." Nappa looks at the group of 7 sizing them up and turns on his scouter and says "lets see how weak they are Vegeta". it beeps a bit and suddenly stops. "Vegeta suddenly gets a sense of Deja vu and says "what does the scouter say about there power level?"
Nappa looks through them all and says. "the cream colered one is 5036, the green one is 5675, Black one 6786, monkey is 6890, a pretty decent power level ill admit, but nothing to worry about"
He then looks at the pig man and says "this ones 5890, and finnaly we have blue and red guy. he looks at the number that appears and gets a wide eyed look and yells. "THERE OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!"
and then nappas scouter broke leaving te saiyans with no scouter. Vegeta looks at the blue and red men and says "How could these lowly creatures have more power than most elite saiyans!?"
He quickly gets over it and says "No matter Nappa, Were stronger now since that near death at Kakorats hands. They could never compare to us. Suddenly for no reason Nappa looks up in the sky without moving his head because he sensed a power level of something. Wildcat looked at him closely. He looked so retarded looking up like that right now that even though it would likely get them all killed he said in a derpy voice "Vegeta said my chromosomes are over nine thousand." Suddenly the air around them got cold as Nappa looked at Wildcat with fire in his eyes. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY PIGGY!
ILL TURN YOU INTO A PORKCHOP!" and he blasted a large beam of energy towards the group of 7 "NICE JOB DICKWEED" yelled Mini.

To be continued

A/N You all probably want to kill me for ending with that cliffhanger. Anyway im going to let you decide something. At the end of all this should i let Freiza have an epiphany of some kind and become a good guy? Or should he still be brutally murdered by Trunks? your call. But anyway, Dem DBZ abridged references huh? LOL See ya later guys, and as always Stay CrAzY!